Jamie Oliver is STILL a massive cahnt

[frogwoman]

wait , so if you eat a hamburger that's not from a botulism wagon on the side of the A303 you're like jamie oliver?

eh?

i mean that much of the "eateries" in London you could only afford to go to let alone on a regular basis, if you ARE jamie oliver lol

nobody ever mentioned the a303

 

[Belushi]

I'm going to start hanging around Brixton Village tutting loudly each time I see a middle class family at Honest Burgers

 

[weltweit]

I saw Jamie's dream academy some time ago, which I did enjoy mainly because of Starkey and Rankin, but I noticed during it that Oliver drove a Range Rover Sport.

Range Rover sport drivers are in my estimation pricks of the highest order. It is a statement that - in an accident with me, normal car drivers are going to get hurt, but me, I will be fine because I am a rich tosser and I don't care about anyone else in my gas guzzling uber car, for uber mensch like me!!

 

[danny la rouge]

nobody ever mentioned the a303

Here's one for a start.

 

[neonwilderness]

We're not allowed tellies. Or fags. Or nice tasty fatty comforting food. Or anything fun. We have to be properly miserable all the time, that's our job as The Poor.

Just pop into Sainsbury's and pick up some mussels and cherry tomatoes and offer them 60p at the checkout. When they call security just tell them Jamie said it was ok

 

[Frances Lengel]

wait , so if you eat a hamburger that's not from a botulism wagon on the side of the A303 you're like jamie oliver?

Burgers from roadside vans are the best ones anyway. If you think otherwise then, quite frankly, you're a milquetoast.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Just pop into Sainsbury's and pick up some mussels and cherry tomatoes and offer them 60p at the checkout. When they call security just tell them Jamie said it was ok

Drag in a telly that somebody has left outside their house, then go round with a basket. Fill it with organic only obviously, no ready meals.

 

[Mungy]

He needs a hug.

in the face. with a chair.

 

[LiamO]

Oh god, shut up with the shop-worn we need to dialogue head teacher shit.

This is a thread about a cunt being a cunt. Not a useful social intervention predicated on PEOPLE SHUTTING DEBATE DOWN and people just wanting to so their social duty. When did you become so fucking boring liam?

Never been called a head teacher before.

I find all this dismissing of people as 'cunts' boring.

I think this is a fascinating subject, far from boring and hugely political. But projecting all kinds of meanings onto what Jamie Oliver says or doesn't say is just a left-wing version of Daily Mail-esque frothing. The myth that it's eating fat that makes you fat... rather than eating the addictive poison that is sugar... is political. The ridiculous notion that all food should be 'tasty' (surely it should be mostly fuel?) is political. The fact that gorging on sugary shite can be widely perceived as an 'entitlement'... as expressing our freedom of choice... is somehow giving two fingers to 'the man' is political.

But never mind that... cos 'Jamie Oliver's a cunt'.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

It's a really boring subject tbh, apart from providing new and exciting instances of newspapers being patronising.

 

[8ball]

The ridiculous notion that all food should be 'tasty' (surely it should be mostly fuel?) is political.

Protein leads to lustful thoughts.

 

[danny la rouge]

Protein leads to lustful thoughts.

 

[Citizen66]

Never been called a head teacher before.

I find all this dismissing of people as 'cunts' boring.

I think this is a fascinating subject, far from boring and hugely political. But projecting all kinds of meanings onto what Jamie Oliver says or doesn't say is just a left-wing version of Daily Mail-esque frothing. The myth that it's eating fat that makes you fat... rather than eating the addictive poison that is sugar... is political. The ridiculous notion that all food should be 'tasty' (surely it should be mostly fuel?) is political. The fact that gorging on sugary shite can be widely perceived as an 'entitlement'... as expressing our freedom of choice... is somehow giving two fingers to 'the man' is political.

But never mind that... cos 'Jamie Oliver's a cunt'.

Why doesn't he make a program attacking the amount people are expected to live on while he sits on £150m? Instead of preaching about how to turn stale bread into a delicacy, from his ivory fucking tower. That's politics, Liam.

 

[8ball]

Why doesn't he make a program attacking the amount people are expected to live on while he sits on £150m? Instead of preaching about how to turn stale bread into a delicacy, from his ivory fucking tower.

It might be because he is a cunt.

Boring but true.

 

[Citizen66]

It might be because he is a cunt.

Boring but true.

Liam didn't want the simple answer.

 

[JHE]

I remember the man with the sandwich boards on Oxford Street. I'm pretty sure he's died, though not, as far as I know, as a result of protein deficiency (or lust).

 

[little_legs]

I've only read the Indy article and 2 pages of this thread (I've noted someone's comment that he is a UKIP supporter), could someone inform the uninformed on what Oliver said about the migrant workers or it's the usual DM shit?, thanks:

 

[JHE]

Liam didn't want the simple answer.

Calling people cunts is the Urban75 way. If Liam is dissatisfied with Urban75 kulcha, he must be a cunt!

 

[N_igma]

Aside from the price of food, the time it takes to cook a meal is surely also an issue? Working a full-day, picking kids up from school/childcare, then getting them to do their homework whilst cooking from scratch is pretty hard, especially compared to being a middle-class stay-at-home mum/dad who has had all day to prepare it.

Obviously haven't watched Jamie's 30 Minute Meals then....

 

[danny la rouge]

I remember the man with the sandwich boards on Oxford Street.

They were not cheese, ham, or egg sandwich boards.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Ainsley Harriot could make a meal from anything in less than half an hour on Ready Steady Cook They're just not trying, these people.

 

[rioted]

He may be a cunt. But there"s plenty more of them calling him a cunt on here.

The "working class" will either liberate itself or the system will continue. And that liberation will not come through eating crap. No matter how much you think it ought to. Continuing to eat crap, allowing the ruling class to make money out of malnourishment, bad nutrition and unhealthy food merely plays into their hands. If you don't like Jamie Oliver, fair enough, he is a cunt. But what are you doing to prolong the lives of the poor or provide healthy alternatives? Oh no, I forgot, we've got to wait for the revolution.

 

[danny la rouge]

http://www.pledgebank.com/no-workfare

 

[weepiper]

 

[seventh bullet]

Ainsley Harriot could make a meal from anything in less than half an hour on Ready Steady Cook They're just not trying, these people.

I see his face most nights, when putting his crap packet soups on a top shelf of aisle 9.

 

[JHE]

...what are you doing to prolong the lives of the poor or provide healthy alternatives?

http://fireboxlondon.net/menu/

 

[neonwilderness]

Ainsley Harriot could make a meal from anything in less than half an hour on Ready Steady Cook They're just not trying, these people.

Follow Antony Worrall Thompson's lead and nick a load of cheese and wine from Tesco

 

[treelover]

The '32-inch flat screen telly' thing popped up in some shit judgemental Daily Mail article a few months ago, as if this was some sort of luxury item. They're, what, £150 for a cheap shit one these days? Less than a hundred second hand, maybe forty or fifty notes off gumtree if you look about, sometimes free from friends/relatives. Someone tell Middle England that Plasma tellies don't cost two grand anymore. It's an anachronistic stick to beat the 'welfare scroungers'.

We shouldn't be asking politicians if they know the price of milk, ask them about the price of bottom-rung tellies.

Also bear in mind some people in poverty have worked in the past and have bought nice things when they've worked, or received gifts from relatives. You don't rescind the right to these items when you start signing on.

You get the feeling the Mail would like people to live in tents or something, it's not fair that the workless have homes, those homes could provide valuable buy-to-let investments for the equity-rich middle classes.

moving towards less eligibility...

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Follow Antony Worrall Thompson's lead and nick a load of cheese and wine from Tesco

At last a message that I can get behind.

 

[Frances Lengel]

Ainsley Harriot could make a meal from anything in less than half an hour on Ready Steady Cook They're just not trying, these people.

Tonight Ainsley, I've brought a pot noodle and a kettle.