How do you have your kebab?

[Badgers]

If you’re in the hospital I work in we could come to some arrangement? I’m here til 10pm

Keep it clean eh

 

[Wolveryeti]

Lamb doner. Proper fatty cuts sizzling and crisping up - emphatic no to reformed elephant's leg. A bit of all the salads, 50:50 chilli and garlic sauce. In a pitta or even better, a naan. Heaven.

 

[May Kasahara]

Can't abide a doner but I do like a chicken shish with all the salad and all the sauce. Extra pickled chillies if possible.

Of course, the greatest kebab ever was the paneer tikka kebab served with mint sauce and salad in a rolled up naan bread, from JBS Fish Bar on Narborough Road

 

[mx wcfc]

Chicken doner in a naan, all the salad, chilli sauce and pickled chillis.

I’m not allowed them as they stink the house out.

 

[twentythreedom]

Still favour a chicken shish with basic salad, garlic sauce, dash of chilli sauce, no pickles or chillies though ta. Wrap preffered over pitta.

moomoo it is literally lumps of grilled meat in a pitta - add salad and sauces etc if you want. Forget the elephant leg thing, get a shish, made to your specifications. You can't go wrong. Try one, you'll like it

Haven't had one for quite a while, thread has made me want one very soon. There's a really good kebab shop just down the road from my place fortunately. Will report back as and when.

 

[Badgers]

My local place has dropped Just Eat and launched their own app. Downloaded it last week and since then I get a notification EVERY SINGLE DAY at about 6-7pm telling me to order a kebab

If this was any other app I would turn the notifications off or delete the app but the 'pusher' thing amuses me

 

[Shechemite]

So which urbanite was this then?

 

[Badgers]

I hear neonwilderness is often round Manchester way

 

[xenon]

Fucksake, I've not long eaten and fancy a kebab now.

I had one last week, Chicken shish all the salad, chili, peppers etc. With a side of gozleem. (Which I eat for breakfast the next day.)

 

[neonwilderness]

I hear neonwilderness is often round Manchester way

I was hungry

 

[Shechemite]

I was hungry

How was the bread and water in the cells?

 

[Shirl]

I have only ever eaten kebabs when very drunk and walking back to my niece's flat in Clapham. I don't think I've eaten more than three and all I can remember about them was greasy fingers, although the grease may have been from the chips.

 

[Shechemite]

I have only ever eaten kebabs when very drunk and walking back to my niece's flat in Clapham. I don't think I've eaten more than three and all I can remember about them was greasy fingers, although the grease may have been from the chips.

A life unlived

 

[Ax^]

I have only ever eaten kebabs when very drunk and walking back to my niece's flat in Clapham. I don't think I've eaten more than three and all I can remember about them was greasy fingers, although the grease may have been from the chips.

if you never been arose from a drunken slumber by the stench of a half day old kebab, have you really ever gotten shitfaced?

 

[Shirl]

A life unlived

They just don't look appealing when of sound mind

 

[Shirl]

if you never been arose from a drunken slumber by the stench of a half day old kebab, have you really ever gotten shitfaced?

Oh I have I've had trips to A&E to prove it

 

[xenon]

I've eaten doner kebabs when sober.

After a skinfull, I have on more occasions than is prudent reheated leftover doner kebab the next day.

 

[Ax^]

ruining left over kebab by reheating it...


even drunk Ax^ knows to keep it covered up

 

[May Kasahara]

A particularly notorious drug hoover of my acquaintance once ate three large doners in a row whilst on a two gram speed buzz

 

[Voley]

A particularly notorious drug hoover of my acquaintance once ate three large doners in a row whilst on a two gram speed buzz

I don't think I've eaten more than three

 

[Badgers]

 

[Voley]

Also. How the fuck could you eat anything after two grammes of whizz?

 

[May Kasahara]

Also. How the fuck could you eat anything after two grammes of whizz?

Exactly! He was a beast.

 

[Voley]

I'm trying to imagine the horror of a speed psychosis/triple doner bowel combo the next day.

 

[Voley]

Trying and failing.

 

[Shechemite]

I'm trying to imagine the horror of a speed psychosis/triple doner bowel combo the next day.

Poor guy must have been totally skewered

 

[Don Troooomp]

View attachment 158717 So which urbanite was this then?

Clearly a perfectly good reason for speeding. I once got nabbed when rushing to my favourite Indian take away - luckily to cop used the same place so he understood and let me off.
Talk about lucky

 

[Don Troooomp]

I had a magnificent kebab from an Arabic place a couple of weeks ago. I can't describe it as food, more pure pleasure on a plate.

Grilled mixed meats cooked to absolute perfection, all served with pitta and a small portion of chips - outstanding.

 

[Shechemite]

I am ill (mentally).

I have ordered kebabs from just eat.

Will report back

 

[Cid]

Lamb doner. Proper fatty cuts sizzling and crisping up - emphatic no to reformed elephant's leg. A bit of all the salads, 50:50 chilli and garlic sauce. In a pitta or even better, a naan. Heaven.

Lamb doner is elephants leg...