Grayling is not going to be head of Intelligence Watchdog

[Raheem]

"Prime minister, do you remember that time you said you'd love to give me a job, it was just that there were people around you with far more talent..?"

"I can see where you're going with this, Chris."

 

[eatmorecheese]

I keep looking at the thread title and thinking we've reached peak oxymoron.

 

[Jeremiah18.17]

#Flakcatcher
IF the Russia report emerges, I’m guessing it will be redacted to oblivion.
The idiot Grayling is set up for interminable wrangling over the release of the full or fuller report whilst Johnson and chums snigger in the background?

 

[Smangus]

I woke up this morning and found myself in a real life Blackadder series,

 

[Dogsauce]

#Flakcatcher
IF the Russia report emerges, I’m guessing it will be redacted to oblivion.
The idiot Grayling is set up for interminable wrangling over the release of the full or fuller report whilst Johnson and chums snigger in the background?

I shouldn’t worry, Grayling will redact parts of the document by sticking masking tape on his computer screen over the words he doesn’t want people to see, before he sends it out.

 

[Roadkill]

I shouldn’t worry, Grayling will redact parts of the document by sticking masking tape on his computer screen over the words he doesn’t want people to see, before he sends it out.

Oh no, he's cleverer than that. Masking tape can be peeled off so he'll use Tip-Ex.

 

[SpookyFrank]

I think Grayling must have some very dodgy photos of Cummings and Johnson !! Or is he Another one of Johnson’s stool pigeons. What a shower of shites. A smorgasbord of inadequacy.

He's anyone's stool pigeon, that's why he's had such a successful career. And it has been a successful career, for him at least. It's been a catastrophe for the public, but if he cared about what was best for the public he'd have shot himself in the face years ago.

 

[Artaxerxes]

He's anyone's stool pigeon, that's why he's had such a successful career. And it has been a successful career, for him at least. It's been a catastrophe for the public, but if he cared about what was best for the public he'd have shot himself in the face years ago.

He'd miss

 

[brogdale]

 

[stavros]

According to Wikipedia, he acquired the Failing moniker when he was at school.

 

[two sheds]

The one thing he's clearly good at

 

[stavros]

According to Wikipedia, he acquired the Failing moniker when he was at school.

One can only assume the same sort of thing happened to Jeremy Hunt.

 

[brogdale]

Oooh...she's a tease...

 

[brogdale]

Quite lol, tbf...

 

[Badgers]

Going well then

 

[existentialist]

Oops. Senior Tories in own dick ambulatory cockup. Again.

 

[Pickman's model]

According to Wikipedia, he acquired the Failing moniker when he was at school.

that late?

 

[Pickman's model]

when the times says that putting grayling in this post is like replacing james bond with johnny english johnson should know he's backing a loser

 

[Pickman's model]

the telegraph

 

[Argonia]

Poor old Failing.

 

[Pickman's model]

Poor old Failing.

he should be baling

 

[Sue]

he should be baling

...and impaling
With much anguished wailing....

(Being impaled didn't rhyme so....)

 

[Pickman's model]

...and impaling
With much anguished wailing....

(Being impaled didn't rhyme so....)

trying to cling onto railings before being carried off for impaling

 

[Sue]

trying to cling onto railings before being carried off for impaling

Smart arse.

 

[rubbershoes]

 

[Pickman's model]

Smart arse.

with his head in the dust, trailing

 

[Roadkill]

with his head in the dust, trailing

And his feet in the air, flailing.

 

[Sue]

And his feet in the air, flailing.

Like a kipper.

 

[gentlegreen]

????

 

[two sheds]

The worm turned? But he hasn't ????