England vs Italy (Group D) Saturday 14th June 2014

[Corax]

If Walker and Townsend had been fit we would have spanked them.

 

[twentythreedom]

Footballers are coming home

 

[treefrog]

I hate it when I'm right

 

[Dr. Furface]

Should have brought Rickie Lambert on instead of Lallana

 

[Fez909]

Walcott and Ox

 

[friedaweed]

 

[Fez909]

#bruciegifs

 

[Lord Camomile]

Bugger.

At least I'm frustrated because I feel like we deserved more, rather than because I feel like we didn't deserve to be at the tournament.

 

[Corax]

Should have brought Rickie Lambert on instead of Lallana

Should have started Bale.

 

[tommers]

My mate has just put on facebook that he has done his St George facepaint with "endurance lipstick", which will not wash off.

 

[ShiftyBagLady]

Why is all of the commentary so lethargic?
It makes a dull match seem interminable.

 

[Fez909]

Rooney was shite

 

[Dr. Furface]

Should have started Bale.

Yeah, next time!

 

[Corax]

My mate has just put on facebook that he has done his St George facepaint with "endurance lipstick", which will not wash off.

White spirit

 

[friedaweed]

I think we'll have a good squad for Qatar/Iraq/North Korea

Maybe next time

 

[sleaterkinney]

Neville made me laugh

He's so shit I thought it was Michael Owen for a while.

 

[Corax]

Rooney was shite

That's pretty much what Shearer just said I think.

 

[Fez909]

He's so shit I thought it was Michael Owen for a while.

He was garbage but funny when he tried to redefine professional fouls

 

[tommers]

This isn't the knockout. There was enough there to give a bit of hope. We beat Uruguay and Costa Rica we're through.

 

[Fez909]

That's pretty much what Shearer just said I think.

If that's the level of insight I should be working for the BBC

 

[Part 2]

I love the free kick wall shaving foam thing. Should definitely do that in the prem.

 

[Gingerman]

Got to laugh at Pirlo.

Got a serious man crush on him

 

[Sunray]

I think we looked ok in that game. Went forward, tried to get in behind.

Sterling is starting to look immense.

The Italians are masters at defence so the tip is never go behind.

 

[Favelado]

I think we'll have a good squad for Qatar/Iraq/North Korea

Maybe next time

If Kim Jong Un has got enough money to stick in Blatter's direction, I wouldn't rule it out.

 

[Lo Siento.]

We looked pretty decent, exciting even! Play like that and I reckon we can get through the next 2 games

 

[Fez909]

It wasn't embarrassing. Sometimes you lose, that's normal. I think we did OK.

 

[Corax]

Got a serious man crush on him

Meh. He's no Hugo Loris.

*swoon*

 

[friedaweed]

My mate has just put on facebook that he has done his St George facepaint with "endurance lipstick", which will not wash off.

I once had a blow job off the Mrs after she'd put Sexy Mother Pucker™ Lip Gloss on. It makes your lips swell and pucker up with some sort of tingly whale blubber ingredient. My doorknob swelled to such a size she split her top lip trying to keep it in her mouth

I was a stallion that night until she sneakily put a dab on her finger and touched my starfish with it

 

[Badgers]

Meh

 

[binka]

embarassing the way gary and the rest are scared of criticising rooney too much as if he's untouchable