England vs Denmark 5pm

[Silas Loom]

Belting finish

Yep, traction engine.

 

[tommers]

our play out from the back has been pretty poor, and weve been punished for it. hope this is a wake up call.

Been terrible again. No energy at all.

 

[planetgeli]

Does Kane get an assist for that?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Our neighbours are about a minute ahead of us which means we may have to shut the windows or know what's coming next !!

 

[souljacker]

Too sloppy England!

 

[tommers]

Our neighbours are about a minute ahead of us which means we may have to shut the windows or know what's coming next !!

Do you not have terrestrial telly?

 

[JimW]

Grand, it's all Denmark now

 

[The39thStep]

Portuguese bloke just come in the cafe and laughed at the score

 

[Monte]

England hopeless against the press as usual.

 

[JimW]

Waltz past three blokes, ignore Harry and tap it to the keeper

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Yes-yes-yes-yes-no

 

[Monte]

No one is running into position. All just walking.

 

[zedr]

Our neighbours are about a minute ahead of us which means we may have to shut the windows or know what's coming next !!

had some pals come to watch an england game at the world cup and complained that we didnt have terrestrial (projecting iplayer instead) and were so annoyed that we were 15 seconds behind that they have refused to come round to watch football since

 

[JimW]

Commentators here have just said since detailed records began, we're the side that concedes most from outside the area in Euro finals

 

[tommers]

Genuinely don't know why we're just strolling about. Like we saw what happened when somebody broke into a run.

 

[The39thStep]

Could do with a proper midfield player on in the second half .

 

[JimW]

Second best for most of that half.

 

[tommers]

Bowen will save us.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Do you not have terrestrial telly?

Yeah but we're watching on super HD or something

 

[JimW]

Genuinely don't know why we're just strolling about. Like we saw what happened when somebody broke into a run.

Mind Danes seemed to stop and just watch while we fannied about a couple of times too, though mostly busier.
Pitch seems a bit slippy.

 

[Elpenor]

Just realised this game is today and not tomorrow. I’ve been mowing the lawn!

 

[JimW]

Feels like Gareth's got a plan and it's a bit of a negative one that's frustrating them out there as they stick to it.

 

[Crispy]

England hopeless against the press as usual.

It's been at least two years since I listened to football commentary and they never used to use this word so much. What's the meme?

 

[The39thStep]

Just realised this game is today and not tomorrow. I’ve been mowing the lawn!

You could have watched the grass grow .

 

[Idaho]

Bowen will save us.

 

[Monte]

It's been at least two years since I listened to football commentary and they never used to use this word so much. What's the meme?

I guess it used to be called man for man marking.
England are always terrible against it.
Too slow moving the ball and opening up spaces.

 

[JimW]

It's been at least two years since I listened to football commentary and they never used to use this word so much. What's the meme?

It was invented some time ago by a German monk called Brother Gegen but only came to England when he sent his acolyte Jurgen to Merseyside. Before that we could only push up.

 

[The39thStep]

It was invented some time ago by a German monk called Brother Gegen but only came to England when he sent his acolyte Jurgen to Merseyside. Before that we could only push up.

Some say that the acolyte's real name was Klipperty.

 

[Wilf]

Just realised this game is today and not tomorrow. I’ve been mowing the lawn!

You've probably burned more calories than Harry Kane.

 

[Elpenor]

You could have watched the grass grow .

So it’s been boring, even for football, not missed much then