England v Denmark - Wednesday 07/07 - 20:00

[Pickman's model]

Psychic sausage dog backing England; so that's alright then.

Where's that octopus that knows everything about football?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Everyone's just going to hate us more if we beat Denmark, aren't they?

Fuck it, not like it'd change much either way, I guess

 

[Sprocket.]

Everyone's just going to hate us more if we beat Denmark, aren't they?

Fuck it, not like it'd change much either way, I guess

They hate us if we win, they hate us if we lose, haters gonna hate.

 

[Wilf]

Where's that octopus that knows everything about football?

Oh, they had to fry it when England were playing Greece.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Where's that octopus that knows everything about football?

Paul the Octopus sadly passed away.

Reckon he'd have gone for England though.

 

[Pickman's model]

Everyone's just going to hate us more if we beat Denmark, aren't they?

Fuck it, not like it'd change much either way, I guess

Everyone will hate us less if southgate's men take the knee and don't stand up again for 45 minutes. And then do the same in the second half

 

[Biddlybee]

Battling with bedtime again. Beer open though, that'll help (me).

 

[ruffneck23]

to be honest I want us to win just for Gareth , it would be such a comeback

 

[Lord Camomile]

I really like the (Old?) red lions on Mason Mounts hoody, there

 

[brogdale]

apols if pea roast

 

[Lord Camomile]

Christ, well that was fucking jarring. "Here's some heartbreaking nostalgia, do you reme.... ADVERTS!!!".

 

[Argonia]

I want to be stuffed with Danegeld if my bet at Ladbrokes on 36-0 to England comes through

Danegeld - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Christ, well that was fucking jarring. "Here's some heartbreaking nostalgia, do you reme.... ADVERTS!!!".

Yeah it was a bit random wasn't it!?

 

[The39thStep]

Not exactly buzzing here in this bar for the England game although the bloke who runs the mini supermarket up the road wished me luck. I’m going down to the other bar where there will be a few Portuguese who I watch the football with . I’ll keep you posted on any travelling sellers .

 

[Pickman's model]

to be honest I want ius to win just for Gareth , it would be such a comeback

On the one hand the team's filled with people like Marcus rashford who deserve success, on the other the army of arseholes (the drunken racist wankers who think they and they alone are England) who bring their dubious support to the team don't deserve anything of the sort

 

[Pickman's model]

I want to be stuffed with Danegeld if my bet at Ladbrokes on 36-0 to England comes through

Danegeld - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

What odds?

 

[Spymaster]

3-0 normal time, Kane hat trick.

You heard it here.

 

[Petcha]

Yes.

 

[Pickman's model]

3-0 normal time, Kane hat trick.

You heard it here.

Yeh you saw my 3-2 prediction and have to offer something different

 

[Argonia]

What odds?

All the gold and silver owned by the Queen

 

[planetgeli]

3-0 normal time, Kane hat trick.

You heard it here.

Back it. Kane hat-trick alone is 80/1.

1-0 England.

My correct score guesses have been atrocious this tournament.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Bloody hell, Southgate definitely wasn't always Mr. Mild-Mannered!

 

[not-bono-ever]

I have located a bar. It’s not choice to have to watch this

 

[Numbers]

Here the telly will go on at half seven to avoid the more egregious aspects of the build-up

We're switching over from the tennis bang on 8pm.

 

[Argonia]

We're switching over from the tennis bang on 8pm.

What's a tennis bang?

 

[Pickman's model]

What's a tennis bang?

Tennis bhang. Edible marijuana you have while watching wimbledon

 

[Numbers]

3-0 normal time, Kane hat trick.

You heard it here.

I've captained him in the fantasy football so yes please.

 

[Argonia]

Tennis bhang. The joint you smoke while watching wimbledon

Thank heavens Sadiq Khan replied to my tweet with a prompt polite answer and is cracking on with legalising

 

[Pickman's model]

Thank heavens Sadiq Khan replied to my tweet with a prompt polite answer and is cracking on with legalising

Sk doesn't want you to say cracking lest people find out his secret vice

 

[Spymaster]

Back it. Kane hat-trick alone is 80/1.

I can't find it, can you give me link?