England v Denmark - Wednesday 07/07 - 20:00

[The39thStep]

Sir Jack Grealish of the calves entering the fray.

Jesus

 

[Rebelda]

Great game from Saka.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Saka's done his job, I think.

Just wish it had been a little more productive when he was actually on the pitch, but wasn't quite coming off for him.

 

[kenny g]

Dutch.

A bit flavourless and lacking soul.

 

[Sprocket.]

Jesus

I heard him referred to as that on the radio.

 

[kenny g]

Very energy intensive pressing game. Fine as it goes but how much is left in the tank for the last half hour?

That' s where the magic tonic needs to be brought out.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Well, that wasn't an entirely convincing few seconds.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Saka's done his job, I think.

Now Grealish doing his

 

[JTG]

That' s where the magic tonic needs to be brought out.

Magic Tony? No idea who that is

 

[Sprocket.]

Grealish on the floor, who’d a thunk it!

 

[David Clapson]

Denmark need to think like England...provoke Maguire and get him sent off. But they're too wholesome.

 

[Rebelda]

Hahaaaaaaaa Grealish

 

[Lord Camomile]

"Tries to chip the 'keeper!" - mmm, did he, though..?

 

[JimW]

Can he not put that Red in another pocket?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Get out the ruddy way you bastards!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Ooh, I know Kane can be cynical, buuut...

 

[Spymaster]

Grealish on the floor, who’d a thunk it!

He does get picked on, tbf, but that was a fucking harsh yellow for the Danish lad.

 

[Spymaster]

That's a peno

 

[ruffneck23]

Ooh

 

[Badgers]

VAR has let our nation down

 

[eatmorecheese]

DRINK

 

[Spymaster]

That's a peno

Nope. Maybe not.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Ref you cunt.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Can he not put that Red in another pocket?

I'm pretty sure at least some refs do this, as you could kind of tell what the card was going to be by which pocket they reached for.

 

[kenny g]

I knew the Dutch cunt would lose it for us.

 

[Sprocket.]

Ref you cunt.

A popular refrain heard regularly up and down the land.

 

[David Clapson]

If Kane was more honest perhaps the ref would believe him.

 

[RedRedRose]

I was cynical, because it was Kane, but replay showed it was real.

 

[Lord Camomile]

If Kane was more honest perhaps the ref would believe him.

Aye, but VAR should sort that.

 

[Sprocket.]

If Kane was more honest perhaps the ref would believe him.

The mark of Kane?