Donald Trump the road that might not lead to the White House - Redux 2024 thread.
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littlebabyjesus
one of Maxwell's demons
Bell's Palsy. It goes away eventually, but while it persists, it makes you look just like something Trump would mock. So I'm wishing that on him.
VivaE
Well-Known Member
There is no low.
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
BBC were quoting someone earlier that this was an unscheduled round of golf. So who knew, and who told the would-be assassin?
Pretty impressed that the Secret Service guy spotted the rifle barrel poking through the bushes from 500 yards away, but I guess these guys are highly trained and have Special issue binoculars.
Pretty impressed that the Secret Service guy spotted the rifle barrel poking through the bushes from 500 yards away, but I guess these guys are highly trained and have Special issue binoculars.
gosub
~#
Hitler tried that ...did nt help much in salvaging his reputation
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
TBF the orange shitgibbon spends a LOT of time golfing, you could lurk around the course with your AK15 (this is America after all where these things are considered on a par with umbrellas) and if you see a load of tough looking dudes in suits hanging around you could probably put two and two together and make four.
maomao
普費斯
I think the last one had a proper go, he did nick his ear. We were all disappointed but he did get close. This guy seems to be have just made it harder for a proper assassin in the future.
Sir Belchalot
arenicola marina
The international legion have denied any connection to him, probably some kind of fantasist.
pogofish
Testicle Hairstyle
Designed by Jim Fazio? Sounds like a furren name, highly suspicious
He's American, from a family of golf course builders - and he considers this course his "masterpiece" and loved working for Trump:
A Chat With a Builder of Golf Courses (Published 2019)
Jim Fazio has worked on courses all over the world. But the most fun he ever had, he said, was building the Trump International Golf Club.
Ted Striker
Foot's on the other hand
It would be fairly damaging for the Trump campaign's odds tho tbf (and I would very much take that)
I think the whole "yet another assassination attempt...yawn" (especially as this one is pretty lightweight) is fairly nice development. No longer is that Worst Day Ever such a standout moment, it was just the series premier.
Jeff Robinson
Marxist-Lentilist: Jackboots and Jackfruit
I know the polls are too close to call but... my purely vibes-based feeling is that Harris will win this, and I'm usually pretty pessimistic. Trump's incompetence and cognitive decline are surely too glarig this time. The JD Vance nomination has been a catastrophe , his debate was a catastrophe, he is clearly incapable of listening to his advisors or restraining himself. And his novelty must be waring thin now, after over 8 years of idiotic rambling, surely even many of his supporters have had enough.
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Ted Striker
Foot's on the other hand
Make Assasinations Great Again
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Just the sort of godless lie one expects to hear from a New York Times-reading fanatic
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
A family of golf course builders, that’s just fucking tragic as far as back stories go.
He’s not even as useful as Robert the Shrubber
He’s not even as useful as Robert the Shrubber
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
I'd love to think so but I still think the republicans have been quietly removing people from the voting rolls and have their people in place in the voting stations come the day.
The bomb threats and the like against Haitians makes me wonder whether it won't matter whether Trump gets in or not they're going to be permanently whipping up the crazies to make the country impossible to govern.
Only loved working for him because he most likely got paidHe's American, from a family of golf course builders - and he considers this course his "masterpiece" and loved working for Trump:
A Chat With a Builder of Golf Courses (Published 2019)
Jim Fazio has worked on courses all over the world. But the most fun he ever had, he said, was building the Trump International Golf Club.www.nytimes.com
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
that sounds highly improbableOnly loved working for him because he most likely got paid
Ted Striker
Foot's on the other hand
He's American, from a family of golf course builders - and he considers this course his "masterpiece" and loved working for Trump:
A Chat With a Builder of Golf Courses (Published 2019)
Jim Fazio has worked on courses all over the world. But the most fun he ever had, he said, was building the Trump International Golf Club.
You can almost feel the contract clause that the shameless whopping narcissist inserted to mandate that the famous course designer guy is obliged to pubicly state "it's his favourite/best work", "working with Trump was a dream", "his hands are so big" etc
Yuwipi Woman
Whack-A-Mole Queen
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Yuwipi Woman
Whack-A-Mole Queen
I got removed from the voter rolls. I've been splitting my time between two places for the last year, and they decided I didn't live in the city anymore. I re-registered in the other county. I'm a bit disappointed because my original registration was in the district that sometimes flips for the Democrats. Now, it's in a deep red county.
pogofish
Testicle Hairstyle
He seems to have designed - or remodelled at least one other course for Trump and his more famous brother seems to have designed another two courses for him. So this is maybe one of the rare cases of Trump contractors who actually got paid..? Mind you, they also have longstanding business connections with certain building/earth-moving "companies" who it may be unwise even for Trump to diddle-about with.
The Fazio family have done some 250/300 courses between them overall, depending on who you read. So I suppose they could afford to discount a few?
Yossarian
⏭️
The road the gunman approached the fence from doesn't look impossible to monitor - apparently the Secret Service did so when Trump was still president
As president, Trump could often be spotted from across from Kirk Road when he was playing golf. But members of the media were not permitted to stand on the sidewalks near the golf course when Trump was playing.
After he left office, some of those restrictions were lifted. Members of the public were able to have a clear view of Trump from the sidewalks on Summit Boulevard and Congress Avenue.
In a briefing Sunday, the Palm Beach County sheriff acknowledged some of the security concerns.
“The level where he is at right now, he is not the sitting president. If he was, we would have had the entire golf course surrounded. But because he’s not, security is limited to the areas the Secret Service deems possible,” Sheriff Ric Bradshaw said. “I would imagine the next time (Trump) comes to the golf course, there would probably be a little more people around the perimeter,” Bradshaw added.
VivaE
Well-Known Member
Speaking of trump golf courses, I live quite near one - Doonbeg in Clare - and this is the cover of their 2024 promo literature...
^ That's a kitty in charge of everything and most def not on the menu in one of his hotel restaurants. Proof that cats are clearly a policy priority in this election and are safe in trump hands.
^ That's a kitty in charge of everything and most def not on the menu in one of his hotel restaurants. Proof that cats are clearly a policy priority in this election and are safe in trump hands.
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VivaE
Well-Known Member
No. He needs to be killed by votes, not guns, not heart attacks, votes. He needs to be alive and functioning and fully cognitive come the (please let it happen) hour.
PTK
Paul Kegan
Have you never heard of gun dogs?
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