Detail your latest clothes and slap-related purchase(s) here

[Dr. Furface]

http://www.underground-shoes.co.uk

 

[henrytheoctopus]

those shoes are fucking fantastic.

 

[Balbi]

innit

 

[zenie]

 

[Dr. Furface]

Very nice!

 

[Tank Girl]

will you wear those shoes milesy?

 

[milesy]

yes

i thought you were going to town, anyway?

 

[Tank Girl]

couldn't be bothered

 

[foo]

new brothel creepers.

just ordered 'em, *hopefully* get 'em in time for the weekend.

cor i like them.

they are the only reason i wish i was a bloke.

that, and having a willy.

my latest purchase will be tomorrow hopefully. just been paid so before it all disappears, i WILL buy myself some lovely trews i've seen in Top Shop and a rather nice pair of leather black boots from Jones.

 

[aqua]

some new tshirts and some socks

boy, how exciting

 

[Rollem]

a long cream knitted scarf in primark, which i am keeping, and a grey dress, that i am gonna take back

 

[Tank Girl]

I got a pair of trousers and a skirt at the weekend, and they're both going back

 

[Rollem]

I got a pair of trousers and a skirt at the weekend, and they're both going back

oh no, the impulse buying didnt work then

i am glad i didnt buy that coat

 

[Mr_Nice]

A powder Blue V neck jumper £6 Primark GET IN

 

[Tank Girl]

oh no, the impulse buying didnt work then

no, the skirt bulges out and it looks like I've got a willy

trousers are too big.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

http://www.newport-news.com/shop/pr..._cat_id=1649&nav_cat_id=5409&category_id=5410

 

[Poi E]

Got some cuff links in the shape of bright red ladies lips and also a big-ass belt with a buckle what looks like a clip of revolver bullets. It turns, too

 

[Looby]

I have just bought a chocolate brown wooly hat, scarf and fingerless gloves which turn into mittens. I needed fingerless for driving so I can still smoke and change cds.

£33 from Accessorize.

 

[felixthecat]

A beret and a woolly hat from Accessorise.
A very red lipstick which isn't going to be used on my lips...(nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more..... )

 

[spanglechick]

ooer, missus...

I went to tkmaxx today and bought a new handbag (purple leather), some dark red leather gloves and a purple sparkly top.

 

[Geri]

I bought some new shoes:

 

[felixthecat]

I bought some new shoes:

Merrells? I swear by mine when the going gets tough.

 

[Ms T]

I've had a bit of a spree this week.

I bought:

A taupe mac
Cropped tailored black trousers
A green scoop neck top with long sleeves
A black scoop neck top with ruched short sleeves
A khaki roll neck with ruched long sleeves
A crochet cardigan

All from Betty Jackson at Debenhams.

And a pair of silver Mary Jane shoes.

 

[Geri]

Merrells? I swear by mine when the going gets tough.

Yeah, I love them - so comfortable (that's my third pair!)

 

[feyr]

3 tops for work from primark.bump is growing at a stupid rate as are boobs, i seem to be growing by the second

 

[zenie]

ooer, missus...

I went to tkmaxx today and bought a new handbag (purple leather), some dark red leather gloves and a purple sparkly top.

Reminded me of this -

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple​

With a red hat that doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.​

And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves​

And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.​

I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired​

And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells​

And run my stick along the public railings​

And make up for the sobrietry of my youth.​

I shall go out in my slippers in the rain​

And pick flowers in other people's gardens​

And learn to spit.​

​

You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat​

And eat three pounds of sausages at a go​

Or only bread and pickles for a week​

And hoard pens and pencils and beer mats and things in boxes.​

But now we must have clothes that keep us dry​

And pay our rent and not swear in the street​

And set a good example for the children.​

We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.​

But maybe I ought to practice a little now?​

So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised​

When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.​

 

[spanglechick]

Reminded me of this -

yeah - thanks for that.

I'm not that much older than you, and anyway, purple leather is so achingly this season you wouldn't believe.

 

[Balbi]

Where do you find out what's in season? I mean, ffs what a waste of a 15,000th post.

 

[zenie]

yeah - thanks for that.

Nah it's not that your old it's just a bit of a loopy coulour

old people = mad

 

[Tank Girl]

a pair of jeans that have to go back