Celebrity death pool - special coronavirus edition

[platinumsage]

Bugzy Malone seriously injured on what must have been an essential journey on his quad bike:

Bugzy Malone's first words to witnesses after horror crash

Eyewitnesses said they initially thought the grime star was dead, but then he shouted 'I am breathing'

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

 

[elbows]

Bugzy Malone seriously injured on what must have been an essential journey on his quad bike:

Bugzy Malone's first words to witnesses after horror crash

Eyewitnesses said they initially thought the grime star was dead, but then he shouted 'I am breathing'

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Some gruesome fuckers got their phones out and recorded him lying there after the crash. I saw the video by accident on twitter when searching for lockdown/pandemic stuff, because people were already all over the 'what was he doing out' angle.

 

[platinumsage]

Some gruesome fuckers got their phones out and recorded him lying there after the crash. I saw the video by accident on twitter when searching for lockdown/pandemic stuff, because people were already all over the 'what was he doing out' angle.

I only saw the before video, where he was doing burnouts and driving like a dangerous twat for the lolz and to impress his audience.

Now he's in a hospital.

Hopefully the police use their new powers to crack down on people driving unnecessarily, because peer pressure obviously isn't going to be enough.

 

[cyril_smear]

Did you never stroke your chin in disbelief and cry "Jimmy"?

Urban Dictionary: jimmy hill

I used to stroke my chin and say hmmm can't imagine that.

 

[Proper Tidy]

Well written article

 

[cyril_smear]

Did coronavirus make him crash his contraption.

 

[Badgers]

Bugzy Malone seriously injured on what must have been an essential journey on his quad bike:

Bugzy Malone's first words to witnesses after horror crash

Eyewitnesses said they initially thought the grime star was dead, but then he shouted 'I am breathing'

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Who is that?

Quad bike cunt or some sort of artist cunt?

 

[Proper Tidy]

Who is that?

Quad bike cunt or some sort of artist cunt?

That's The King Of The North granddad

 

[fishfinger]

Who is that?

Quad bike cunt or some sort of artist cunt?

He's a "grime star". Although I thought 3 wheelers were called trikes, not quad bikes.

 

[Badgers]

That's The King Of The North granddad

Gotcha.

 

[Argonia]

Well written article View attachment 203428

Orange man? Donald Trump?

 

[Part-timah]

Not particularly famous but: Christian pastor who thought COVID-19 is just ‘mass hysteria’ is among the first in Virginia to die from virus

 

[Argonia]

Have never heard of him before but Mark Blum

Desperately Seeking Susan actor dies after virus

 

[Badgers]

BORIS

 

[Badgers]

 

[Teaboy]

Come on, come on, come on

 

[skyscraper101]

Blimey

 

[Argonia]

Fucking hell, thanks for the news Badgers

 

[maomao]

Go Coronavirus! Put him out of our misery.

 

[dessiato]

UK coronavirus live: rate of infection doubling every three to four days, says Gove – as it happened

Death toll rises by 181 to 759, the sharpest increase so far, with Boris Johnson, Matt Hancock and Chris Whitty all now in self-isolation

www.theguardian.com

Should this go in the good news thread?

 

[Badgers]

Excellent news.

I hope he has spread it widely across the tory party.

 

[Teaboy]

There would be no option but to reopen the pubs for one night if it got Johnson. Also I demand Big Ben chimes.

 

[Badgers]

UK coronavirus live: rate of infection doubling every three to four days, says Gove – as it happened

Death toll rises by 181 to 759, the sharpest increase so far, with Boris Johnson, Matt Hancock and Chris Whitty all now in self-isolation

www.theguardian.com

Should this go in the good news thread?

It should have it's own forum and a 'distanced' street party

 

[flypanam]

Does he though? Johnson getting it and making a recovery would demonstrate to tories this all been a wild over reaction so we can all go back to work say after Easter like in the US.

Mind you I'm wearing my lockdown tin foil hat at the moment too.

 

[Dogsauce]

Excellent news.

I hope he has spread it widely across the tory party.

when did he last have a face to face with the queen? I know they did it by phone this week, but last week? Imagine if he killed the Queen. No amount of historic toadying such as renaming cross rail would make up for that one.

 

[Fez909]

when did he last have a face to face with the queen? I know they did it by phone this week, but last week? Imagine if he killed the Queen. No amount of historic toadying such as renaming cross rail would make up for that one.

Imagine waking up next week and someone posts a Twitter link to a thread.

You sigh, because you hate Twitter, but click it anyway because you want to know what the video is.

You notice on the right hand side, the trending section, #BorisKilledTheQueen

You spend the rest of the day skipping, noting that gravity seems less strong today, as you skip higher than you've ever skipped before.

 

[Dogsauce]

Anyway, when are the proper rancid ancient old cunts going to get taken out by it? Murdoch, Kissinger etc. Fucks are immortal aren’t they?

 

[SpookyFrank]

Some gruesome fuckers got their phones out and recorded him lying there after the crash. I saw the video by accident on twitter when searching for lockdown/pandemic stuff, because people were already all over the 'what was he doing out' angle.

Anyone using a quad bike in an urban area is communicating to me in the clearest possible terms that if they should become injured they will not require my assistance.

 

[Badgers]

Matt Hancock positive too

 

[Badgers]

Come on Katie Hopkins, a nation awaits!