Celebrity death pool - special coronavirus edition

[QueenOfGoths]

Come on Katie Hopkins, a nation awaits!

Rishi Sunak for a triple bogey.

 

[chilango]

Rammstein singer Till Lindemann is in intensive care after being diagnosed with the coronavirus

 

[wayward bob]

have we hit the tipping point where every post shuts us up chatting yet¿

 

[Badgers]

have we hit the tipping point where every post shuts us up chatting yet¿

Eh?

 

[xes]

Dear god, please let this be real. It's university site in the US, so probably not...

Royal Palace confirms Queen Elizabeth tests positive for coronavirus - UCR World News

Queen Elizabeth II has tested positive for the novel coronavirus, Buckingham Palace confirmed in a shocking release a few minutes after Prime Minister Boris Johnson revealed he tested positive for coronavirus.

ucrtv.com

 

[killer b]

Of course it isn't true you maniac

 

[xes]

you've got to believe! Deep, deep in your heart.

 

[Epona]

Does no-one else think it's a bit sorrowful that we are hoping for a virus that is going to potentially hit our parents and grandparents to take out the monarchy while we cheer it on because we don't have the fucking gumption to get rid of the monarchy ourselves?

 

[Badgers]

Does Queen Elizabeth have Covid-19? Fact-check

thenamal.com

 

[wayward bob]

Eh?

Just thinking this joke isn’t funny any more.

So morrissey and out

 

[Part-timah]

Just thinking this joke isn’t funny any more.

So morrissey and out

Don’t tell me you won’t do a little dance if the likes of Ian Duncan Smith gets it and dies.

 

[nogojones]

Bugzy Malone seriously injured on what must have been an essential journey on his quad bike:

Bugzy Malone's first words to witnesses after horror crash

Eyewitnesses said they initially thought the grime star was dead, but then he shouted 'I am breathing'

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

A three wheeled quadbike. Now there's a thing

 

[Part-timah]

Just thinking this joke isn’t funny any more.

So morrissey and out

 

[Teaboy]

Just thinking this joke isn’t funny any more.

So morrissey and out

Gallows humour, aint it?

We're all stuck here together.

 

[rubbershoes]

Gallows humour, aint it?

We're all stuck here together.

and it's funny when it's boris

 

[chilango]

The novel coronavirus has claimed its first royal, Spain’s Maria Teresa de Borbon-Parma.

 

[xes]

Ham wrapped round a chocolate borbon? That actually sounds like a good idea. brb.

 

[elbows]

who was dubbed the “Red Princess” because of her outspoken views,

A longtime advocate of women’s rights and socialist ideas, Maria-Teresa, who never married, was born in Paris in 1933. She was the second daughter of the Carlist pretender to Spain’s throne. Following the forced exile of Spain’s King Alfonso, the Carlist movement claimed her father, Francisco Javiar de Borbon y Barganza the rightful heir to Spain’s crown, vying against the Alfonsists who eventually won favor and restoration from Franco’s regime.

King Felipe of Spain's Relative, 86, Becomes First Royal to Die from Coronavirus

 

[Badgers]

Dominic Cummings has just gone into self isolation with Coronavirus symptoms.

Dominic Cummings: Protect the economy and if some pensioners die, 'too bad'

PRIOR to the UK Government changing tactic to combat the coronavirus, Dominic Cummings allegedly told a private event that pensioners dying as a…

www.thenational.scot

 

[Steel Icarus]

Dominic Cummings has just gone into self isolation with Coronavirus symptoms.

Dominic Cummings: Protect the economy and if some pensioners die, 'too bad'

PRIOR to the UK Government changing tactic to combat the coronavirus, Dominic Cummings allegedly told a private event that pensioners dying as a…

www.thenational.scot

 

[TopCat]

Dominic Cummings has just gone into self isolation with Coronavirus symptoms.

Dominic Cummings: Protect the economy and if some pensioners die, 'too bad'

PRIOR to the UK Government changing tactic to combat the coronavirus, Dominic Cummings allegedly told a private event that pensioners dying as a…

www.thenational.scot

I would have thought all the inner circle would have it given their proximity to Boris before he was tested. An interesting experiment.

 

[Argonia]

Rustu

Turkey's former goalkeeper Rustu Recber in hospital with coronavirus

 

[Argonia]

Alan Merrill, aged 69

I Love Rock 'N' Roll writer dies of coronavirus

 

[Argonia]

John Prine

 

[Part-timah]

Dominic Cummings has just gone into self isolation with Coronavirus symptoms.

Dominic Cummings: Protect the economy and if some pensioners die, 'too bad'

PRIOR to the UK Government changing tactic to combat the coronavirus, Dominic Cummings allegedly told a private event that pensioners dying as a…

www.thenational.scot

Bingo!

 

[MrSki]

Michael Rosen in ICU

ETA was in ICU overnight but now back on ward so hopefully recovering.

 

[StoneRoad]

Some May be Disappointed, "wing - nut" is outta isolation ...

Coronavirus: Prince Charles out of self-isolation

The Prince of Wales, 71, spent seven days self-isolating after testing positive and having mild symptoms.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[scifisam]

and it's funny when it's boris

His political career really got kicked off on a comedy show and he's always played everything for laughs. Even voting down pay rises for NHS staff. We're supposed to laugh at him, that's his whole shtick. And he's likely not that ill and is just using the coronavirus as his hiding in a fridge strategy.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Dominic Cummings has just gone into self isolation with Coronavirus symptoms.

Dominic Cummings: Protect the economy and if some pensioners die, 'too bad'

PRIOR to the UK Government changing tactic to combat the coronavirus, Dominic Cummings allegedly told a private event that pensioners dying as a…

www.thenational.scot

Finger crossed

 

[Argonia]

David Hodgkiss

Lancashire chairman David Hodgkiss dies after contracting coronavirus