Boris Johnson tests positive for Covid-19

[keybored]

She'll soon move on to the next one.

It's what he would have wanted.

 

[8ball]

I hope somebody is with Kuenssberg during what must be a very distressing time for her.

Being that far up Johnson's arse, she's likely to be hindering the ICU guys with the intubation process.

 

[Petcha]

It will be whoever they can get who has the confidence of the Commons - the Raab thing is for if he is incapacitated. You'd think they would just pick someone and then have the leadership contest afterwards.

Jesus. So there's a fairly decent chance it will be Gove??

 

[Raheem]

Being that far up Johnson's arse, she's likely to be hindering the ICU guys with the intubation process.

I don't know what that means, but I'm worried it may haunt me in my sleep.

 

[planetgeli]

I hope Kuenssberg has the worst case of diarrhea ever right this minute.

 

[Azrael]

He's just gone into intensive care

Yes, those results come from the Twitter stream of Guy's and St. Thomas' ICU team I embedded a few pages back, they've developed their own protocols and have the best medics and kit available. It's still dire, but he has the best chances of anyone in his condition.

 

[grit]

I'm sort of surprised paddy power won't take a bet on him.

 

[little_legs]

Raw stats are 50% death rate for ICU 67% for vents.

 

[Favelado]

He does look terrified.

I didn't realise he looked that much like Alan B'stard.

 

[agricola]

Jesus. So there's a fairly decent chance it will be Gove??

Doubt it; he'd probably be one of the leadership contenders (as would Raab). I didn't believe there would be a national government but if anything would lead to it, then something like this would.

 

[Part-timah]

Reading all you hoping the most right wing, racist, psycho PM we’ve had for sometime lives and prospers...and I hear a house signing “Virus 1, Boris Nil Hallelujah!”

Fuck him and I hope Cummings dies wheezing for air.

 

[Wilf]

If he snuffs it, at least he bags a Darwin Award.

 

[SE25]

Doubt it; he'd probably be one of the leadership contenders (as would Raab). I didn't believe there would be a national government but if anything would lead to it, then something like this would.

maybe Sir Haircut is electable after all

 

[Petcha]

Doubt it; he'd probably be one of the leadership contenders (as would Raab). I didn't believe there would be a national government but if anything would lead to it, then something like this would.

Raab seems like a safe enough pair of hands. Or maybe the chancellor? He doesn't seem too shit. Anyone but that weird little dickhead Gove basically.

 

[fakeplasticgirl]

He does look terrified.

Christ.

also note how he shakes his head when she asks if he’s confident that the government has it under control tonight...

 

[little_legs]

He does look terrified.

Shook as fuck

 

[Raheem]

Doubt it; he'd probably be one of the leadership contenders (as would Raab). I didn't believe there would be a national government but if anything would lead to it, then something like this would.

It'll be Rishi Sunak. There's been a consensus building behind him everywhere for a couple of weeks. It's almost as if they knew.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Reading all you hoping the most right wing, racist, psycho PM we’ve had for sometime lives and prospers...and I hear a house signing “Virus 1, Boris Nil Hallelujah!”

No-one said anything about Tony Blair. (How come that cunt has popped up again?)

 

[Marty1]

"implicitly hoping", eh? That's a fairly significant rowback. Keep going like this and you'll be...oh yes, just the same way you are everytime one of your bits of inflammatory blowharditude slowly and fartingly deflates with every debunking your rubbish gets.

If you spent more energy reading upthread than you do with your eccentric amateur theatrics you will find my comments are correct regarding certain posters hopes of the demise of the PM.

Or not and continue with your bellowing hysterics - as you wish.

 

[Azrael]

Doubt it; he'd probably be one of the leadership contenders (as would Raab). I didn't believe there would be a national government but if anything would lead to it, then something like this would.

Expect Jeremy Hunt to have another run at it, he was way ahead of the curve on mass testing and contact tracing as an alternative to the homicidal "herd immunity" strategy we're all supposed to pretend never happened.

Find myself feeling morbid speculating about this ATM.

 

[killer b]

If he snuffs it, at least he bags a Darwin Award.

afraid not - you have to die without having reproduced to get a darwin award, which Johnson famously has managed numerous times.

 

[phillm]

I didn't realise he looked that much like Alan B'stard.

 

[Part-timah]

No-one said anything about Tony Blair. (How come that cunt has popped up again?)

He’s on my top 10 wish list

 

[discobastard]

..

 

[littlebabyjesus]

If he snuffs it, at least he bags a Darwin Award.

Too late for that. He's already reproduced literally countless times.

Edit: Ah too late.

 

[agricola]

If you spent more energy reading upthread than you do with your eccentric amateur theatrics you will find my comments are correct regarding certain posters hopes of the demise of the PM.

Or not and continue with your bellowing hysterics - as you wish.

I note how it didn't stop you starting your usual rows, though.

 

[two sheds]

reproduced literally countless times.

 

[Gramsci]

Just heard Dominic Raab praise NHS workers looking after Boris.

Here is Dominic Raab on NHS before the virus:




I have had enough of Tories praising NHS workers. I feel sorry for NHS staff having to treat Tory scumbags who would undermine their jobs if they got the chance.

 

[SpookyFrank]

It'll be Rishi Sunak. There's been a consensus building behind him everywhere for a couple of weeks. It's almost as if they knew.

World record rise from obscurity to the top of the shitheap if so.

 

[discobastard]

Reading all you hoping the most right wing, racist, psycho PM we’ve had for sometime lives and prospers...and I hear a house signing “Virus 1, Boris Nil Hallelujah!”

Fuck him and I hope Cummings dies wheezing for air.

No one said ‘live and prosper’. Just live. Which is a very different thing.
Be more precise.