Boris Johnson tests positive for Covid-19

[sleaterkinney]

Big news.

 

[Favelado]

Dark times.

Go away.

 

[Tankus]

Isnt the stats for intesive a bit 50/ 50...?

 

[B.I.G]

?

As the meme goes if he dies. He dies

 

[Ax^]

Will be if he does and becomes a martyr and everything he has fucked up gets swept under the carpet and the conservatives march on

they could still placed his corpse in front of the bulldozers in Sipson

he would at least delivered on one campaign promise in his career

 

[two sheds]

Isnt the stats for intesive a bit 50/ 50...?

I thought 60/40 against

 

[Lord Camomile]

Will be if he does and becomes a martyr and everything he has fucked up gets swept under the carpet and the conservatives march on

Genuine question and not schadenfreude, but could he become a martyr given there's that clip of him saying "I've been shaking hands with people on a C19 ward"? I appreciate people couldn't run with it straight away without it appearing ghoulish, but surely people would connect the dots.

Although, the public do seem to be quite crap at that particular children's puzzle.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Fingers crossed

Fuck off, you sad little child.

 

[agricola]

they could still placed his corpse in front of the bulldozers in Sipson

like el Cid?

 

[B.I.G]

Fuck off, you sad little child.

You hoping he pulls through to kill more people?

 

[DotCommunist]

bet he'll survive. April is the cruelest month.

 

[Supine]

As the meme goes if he dies. He dies

keep throwing those smiling faces around you tasteless twat

 

[Artaxerxes]

Isnt the stats for intesive a bit 50/ 50...?

Yep but that’s bearing in mind the NHS staffing and treatment levels. It’s also for respirators not just icu.

Boris will have had much better medical help than any of us so his odds should be far higher than 50/50 even if he does wind up on a respirator

 

[Ax^]

like el Cid?

Hmm true ok in the closest wood chipper

 

[Part 2]

 

[Ax^]

bet he'll survive. April is the cruelest month.

As someone said earlier as long as he does not die on the friday

and arise again on the Sunday

 

[Flavour]

fuck it, it's all been said already better than i'll be able to. i fucking hate boris and all the tories and i don't give a fuck if he lives or dies. power to the NHS. fuck the tories

 

[phillm]

Pretty sure he's finished as PM whether he lives or dies.

 

[editor]

I fucking hate Johnson and everything he stands for but I won't be cheering on anyone's death from this dreadful virus, at least not while it's still ravaging people across the world.

 

[brogdale]

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Johnson's press team have, throughout the day, shown themselves to be completely incapable of speaking truthfully about his condition. How can we be expected to believe any of this output?

 

[B.I.G]

keep throwing those smiling faces around you tasteless twat

I will. What happened to you lefties. Dancing on the grave of thatcher but tasteless to wish Johnson dead.

Hypocrites.

 

[Ax^]

TBF i'm almost hoping he Survives now so he can have some understanding about how important the NHS really fuck is


Well almost

 

[Part 2]

Johnson's press team have, throughout the day, shown themselves to be completely incapable of speaking truthfully about his condition. How can we be expected to believe any of this output?

That was my thoughts....still playing it down.

 

[Spymaster]

Pretty sure he's finished as PM whether he lives or dies.

Why?

 

[danny la rouge]

Whatever they’re saying, it’s worse. They’re trying to ease us through the idea.

 

[phillm]

I will. What happened to you lefties. Dancing on the grave of thatcher but tasteless to wish Johnson dead.

Hypocrites.

Tellingly no one seems to be liking your posts on this.

 

[mx wcfc]

I'm torn. I want him to survive, thanks to the wonderful NHS, and then have to stand up in parliament and defend his party's record on NHS funding, pay and covid-19.

 

[editor]

I will. What happened to you lefties. Dancing on the grave of thatcher but tasteless to wish Johnson dead.

Hypocrites.

Seeing as you've now taken to shouting insults at everyone you can get off this thread too.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

The only cunt who deserves a good dose of it (IMO) is Bolsonaro, purely because he is trying to play it down and won't support measures to tackle it. Even Nicola Sturgeon and Jeremy Corbyn have sent well wishes to BJ.

 

[planetgeli]

Johnson's press team have, throughout the day, shown themselves to be completely incapable of speaking truthfully about his condition. How can we be expected to believe any of this output?

Because that was all politics. This isn't. They won't be lying about intensive care.