Boris Johnson tests positive for Covid-19

[cyril_smear]

nope check my last post again

You're missing the point; I don't know what CFY means? You replied with CFY to my post.

Also, I appreciate you pointing out my trivial grammatical error.

 

[little_legs]

meanwhile, elsewhere on twitter:

if anything, he's leading the government response cos he's getting it and dying of it.

 

[cyril_smear]

Corrected for you.

ffs, I should'of figured that out.

 

[two sheds]

You're missing the point; I don't know what CFY means? You replied with CFY to my post.

Also, I appreciate you pointing out my trivial grammatical error.

oops sorry corrected for you

but wasn't really grammatical error was correcting you correcting the original poster because correcting original poster wasn't really correcting them at all

 

[JuanTwoThree]

"concerned about his breathing"

Depends what you mean

 

[keybored]

what happens to her career if Boris snuffs it

She'd be put on suicide watch I expect.

 

[two sheds]

"concerned about his breathing"

Depends what you mean

 

[cyril_smear]

oops sorry corrected for you

but wasn't really grammatical error was correcting you correcting the original poster because correcting original poster wasn't really correcting them at all

so you don't die of coronavirus? You die of you're heart stopping.

 

[Ax^]

We will have to keep an eye out

"concerned about his breathing"

Depends what you mean

how anyone is resisting his many pillows is beyond me



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[Treacle Toes]

I hope the staff at the private hospital treating him have the appropriate PPE. That is all.

 

[two sheds]

so you don't die of coronavirus? You die of you're heart stopping.

no you die with your heart stopping

 

[Raheem]

In any case, if you're decapitated, your heart is a secondary issue.

 

[Ax^]

So

350 million for the NHS Mr Johnson

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

Don't be stupid. He won't snuff it. They'll throw 3 ventilators and all the experimental (rentasir?) treatment they can at him.

And then he'll continue being a smug fucking cunt, cuz clearly "I survived it so the NHS is fine".

 

[agricola]

In any case, if you're decapitated, your heart is a secondary issue.

that is a very head-centric viewpoint

 

[Miss-Shelf]

I hope the staff at the private hospital treating him have the appropriate PPE. That is all.

best comment so far

 

[cyril_smear]

no you die with your heart stopping

no. doesn't make sense. You could die after your heart stops not with.

 

[Humberto]

Surprised they are having Cobra meetings. They all look cheek by jowl in those cabinet meetings.

 

[cyril_smear]

In any case, if you're decapitated, your heart is a secondary issue.

blood loss, followed by heart stopping.

 

[little_legs]

I hope the staff at the private hospital treating him have the appropriate PPE. That is all.

He is most certainly going to be treated at an NHS hospital, private hospitals typically can't handle critical/rapidly deteriorating patients.

 

[two sheds]

He is most certainly going to be treated at an NHS hospital, private hospitals typically can't handle critical/rapidly deteriorating patients.

that's a good point, there's no profit in it

 

[Ax^]

Nightingale Hospital hopefully

 

[two sheds]

no. doesn't make sense. You could die after your heart stops not with.

I'm beginning to wish I hadn't started this

 

[Artaxerxes]

Surprised they are having Cobra meetings. They all look cheek by jowl in those cabinet meetings.

They all get together on Zoom or whatever now.

 

[Septimus Rufiji]

blood loss, followed by heart stopping.

blood loss followed by brain death? I have no clue about the medical order of these things but wouldn't the conscious bit be the deciding factor in this? Does shock play a role? Why am I carrying this on after I read the last lot of posts about this? Am I, at heart, a masochist? Or, worse, an enabler?

 

[SpookyFrank]

He is most certainly going to be treated at an NHS hospital, private hospitals typically can't handle critical/rapidly deteriorating patients.

Quite so. Not bothering with critical care facilities or a full set of specialists is how they're able to outbid NHS hopsitals for minor operations etc. If something goes sideways when you're getting your hernia done or whatever they ship you straight off to the nearest NHS hospital tout de suite.

And in any case, all the private hospitals are effectively NHS hospitals at present. A bunch of piecemeal services run by carpetbaggers and spivs being no use in a crisis, as it turns out.

 

[agricola]

They all get together on Zoom or whatever now.

imagine how fantastic pressing "mute all" must be

 

[SpookyFrank]

They all get together on Zoom or whatever now.

I see Sunak goes by 'Chancellor of the Exchequer' rather than his name. Saves changing the account over when he gets switched out for the next patsy in line I suppose.

Also AFAIK Zoom is not a secure platform, you'd really hope the government had something slightly better to work with.

 

[Septimus Rufiji]

I hope the other 738 pobs are doing their namesake justice. Or is it some sort of satanic naming convention?

 

[cyril_smear]

blood loss followed by brain death? I have no clue about the medical order of these things but wouldn't the conscious bit be the deciding factor in this? Does shock play a role? Why am I carrying this on after I read the last lot of posts about this? Am I, at heart, a masochist? Or, worse, an enabler?

There's a very interesting read about decapitation and for how long the brain or physche or consciousness continues from a Frenchy in the 19th century. The French used the guillotine as their method of execution and he would assess the severed heads immediately after decapitation.