Boris Johnson tests positive for Covid-19

[agricola]

meanwhile, elsewhere on twitter:

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Get well soon cards, not your thing.

Too much? I've already popped it in the post to No.10.

 

[gosub]

Why is this piece of shit using NHS logo?

Because he is a prescription strength emetic

 

[TopCat]

Well checking the news in the morning will be exciting...

 

[frogwoman]

I don't want him to die, it's horrible if anyone dies. I do want him to really experience what average ppl go through tho and realise how important the NHS is

 

[little_legs]

 

[philosophical]

Weirdly I am thinking about Cummings doing such a runner the other day.

 

[Raheem]

I do want him to really experience what average ppl go through

If he doesn't die, nothing else he experiences is likely to be anything like what average people go through.

 

[cyril_smear]

If, God forbid, the worst happens it will be, like, really vital, to determine whether he died from or with Coronavirus.

you can't die from coronavirus ffs, you can only die of your heart stopping.

 

[Part-timah]

I don’t like Madonna or ever listen to her music but since hearing of the latest news this has been my ear worm on repeat...

 

[two sheds]

you can't die from coronavirus ffs, you can only die with your heart stopping.

cfy

 

[Flavour]

I had a feeling he'd been quiet too long. Pretty bad this, for BJ. Even if he survives. Not made of the same stuff as our lad Charles.

 

[steveo87]

It’ll be on Zoom. The indignity

As long as some one fucks the with background and it's the backdrop to the Golden Gate Bridge or Legoland or something.

Can the 'rotate'?
Imagine one of the Dimblebys narrating the procession as the back round flicks between the Great Barrier Reef and Mr Blobby.

 

[cyril_smear]

cfy

I don't know what that means.

 

[Septimus Rufiji]

Why is this piece of shit using NHS logo?

I got to the "then you're a despicable human being" part and my irony-o-meter exploded.

 

[frogwoman]

You don't just get brought into hospital 'for tests' and you don't really want to be in a hospital now unless it's urgent!

 

[BristolEcho]

Let's hope he's okay so they don't want any oxygen on him.

 

[little_legs]

CNN's screen a few minutes ago

 

[Raheem]

That difficult decision about who gets a ventilator...

 

[two sheds]

I don't know what that means.

your original

you can't die from coronavirus ffs, you can only die of your heart stopping.

as opposed to

you can't die from coronavirus ffs, you can only die with your heart stopping.

but yes fair play, was a bit abstruse

 

[Ax^]

meanwhile, elsewhere on twitter:

what happens to her career if Boris snuffs it

woman is a one trick pony hack

still think unless he dies from it

its just a vote garbing angle

 

[cyril_smear]

your original


as opposed to



but yes fair play, was a bit abstruse

cfy though? Typographical error on your part?

 

[ignatious]

I don’t like Madonna or ever listen to her music but since hearing of the latest news this has been my ear worm on repeat...

Was that on the I’m Breathless album?

 

[two sheds]

You don't just get brought into hospital 'for tests' and you don't really want to be in a hospital now unless it's urgent!

that's a remarkably good point

 

[two sheds]

cfy though? Typographical error on your part?

nope check my last post again

 

[Ax^]

damn it due to social distancing we cannot go to Trafalgar square


*shakes fist at sky *

 

[Saul Goodman]

I don't know what that means.

Corrected for you.

 

[two sheds]

nope check my last post again

last but one post

 

[Sasaferrato]

Because he is a prescription strength emetic

And met in a dark alley, an effective laxative.

 

[two sheds]

Corrected for you.

Corrected for you.