Boris Johnson tests positive for Covid-19

[UrbaneFox]

It must be the Starmer Effect. Chronic diarrhoea for BJ

 

[Mr.Bishie]

God I hope he’s alright. The last thing we need is our Prime Minister dying, whatever you think of him.

 

[two sheds]

God I hope he’s alright. The last thing we need is our Prime Minister dying, whatever you think of him.

But if it contributes to all our herd immunity?

 

[Part-timah]

God I hope he’s alright. The last thing we need is our Prime Minister dying, whatever you think of him.

Christ imagine what we’d do without Boris? That’ll mean we’ll lose that 350m quid a day for the NHS for starters

 

[klang]

Cameron must have a right moment of Schadenfreude.

 

[little_legs]

God I hope he’s alright. The last thing we need is our Prime Minister dying, whatever you think of him.

His death could save lives as all the boomers might start taking this seriously

 

[ska invita]

Amusing photo choice in the Guardian




10 days running a temperature sounds pretty full on to me

 

[Part-timah]

Amusing photo choice in the Guardian

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10 days running a temperature sounds pretty full on to me

I’d take what they say with a pinch of salt.

 

[little_legs]

be still my beating heart.

 

[UrbaneFox]

Just for the record like...we haven't had a PM die in office since Palmerston in 1865.

Statistically, we are due one on Tuesday morning.

 

[Petcha]

Let's hope the 350m a week the NHS is receiving as a result of his campaign to isolate ourselves in Europe is going to good use in the effort to look after him. And that he's receiving his care from a British nurse - don't want johnny foreigner taking on a task like this now that we've taken back control.

I hope Dom's ok too.

 

[Part-timah]

If he’s still in hospital in a week’s time then the chance of him dying from his own lack of hygiene will be significantly higher.

 

[UrbaneFox]

Brenda upstaged.

 

[Supine]

But if it contributes to all our herd immunity?

It doesn't. Only the survivors help the herd

 

[brogdale]

Brenda upstaged.

Loving it, I'd imagine.

 

[chilango]

If, God forbid, the worst happens it will be, like, really vital, to determine whether he died from or with Coronavirus.

 

[two sheds]

It doesn't. Only the survivors help the herd

Nope. In this case

And I wonder what profit Rees Mogg will make from this

 

[tim]

Am I allowed to say how much he reminds me of Gollum?

If you know Gollum's back story, you'll realise the unfairness of comparing him with Cummings.

 

[brogdale]

Just going in to check the on/off switch on the ventilator works...

 

[agricola]

Nope. In this case

And I wonder what profit Rees Mogg will make from this

I don't think the profit matters, just that he beat the PM at chess.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I hope the cunt dies. And I hope his final thoughts are about his destiny, about how he was always supposed to become PM, about how his whole life was building up to his rule, and then it wasn't even slightly what he expected or wanted. Lurching from one disaster to the next, and the final words he'll ever hear are "Sir, they're releasing both the Russian election interference and the Arcuri reports..." as he meets a painful, undignified end, shits himself while a Dyson ventilator inexplicably switches to suck.

 

[neonwilderness]

God I hope he’s alright. The last thing we need is our Prime Minister dying, whatever you think of him.

He just needs to take it on the chin and get on with things

 

[little_legs]

Why is this piece of shit using NHS logo?

 

[editor]

Why is this piece of shit using NHS logo?

I've just icked up a bit.

 

[two sheds]

Why is this piece of shit using NHS logo?

Accusing others of being despicable human beings

 

[agricola]

Why is this piece of shit using NHS logo?

so Morgan is accusing No.10 of lying, then?

 

[TopCat]

Right ward drift...

 

[not a trot]

I hope the cunt dies. And I hope his final thoughts are about his destiny, about how he was always supposed to become PM, about how his whole life was building up to his rule, and then it wasn't even slightly what he expected or wanted. Lurching from one disaster to the next, and the final words he'll ever hear are "Sir, they're releasing both the Russian election interference and the Arcuri reports..." as he meets a painful, undignified end, shits himself while a Dyson ventilator inexplicably switches to suck.

Get well soon cards, not your thing.

 

[Raheem]

It doesn't. Only the survivors help the herd

Might give a lot of the herd a morale-boost, though.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

British entrepreneurial spirit.

I'm selling "Piers Morgan Thinks I'm A Despicable Human Being" pin badges. Any takers?