Autumn Rugby Internationals 2021

[Ax^]

Mullet vs Ponytail



ponytail 1

 

[Elpenor]

Good decision to try and run down some time. Watch the counter attack tho if its short

 

[Ax^]

fuck me


Carbery you lovely little bastard

 

[Elpenor]

Wow!

 

[two sheds]

Jesus lovely kick

 

[Elpenor]

Ireland just need to get the ball back and hold onto it for a few phases

 

[Ax^]

or just more scrums

 

[Ax^]

 

[Elpenor]

That’s the game. Kick the pen, get the restart, hold on to it. Kick out.

If there’s even time for restart

 

[two sheds]

Must be it

 

[Ax^]

tis speechless

 

[Elpenor]

You don’t beat New Zealand by being timid. You’ve got to get early points, keep the pressure on the scoreboard and basically have your boot pressed down on their throat the entire game. See England in 2012 and 2019. Line speed is what killed them in 2019 against England.

I think a victory is a doable for Ireland but they’re going to need a few players to have the game of their life.

Well I think Doris, Conan, Gibson-Park and Keenan have all played their best ever rugby for Ireland.

That’s how you beat New Zealand. Relentless pressure. Keep scoring, you need approx 30 points. And play out of your skin.

 

[two sheds]

Fucking hell great game, superb team performance.

 

[Ax^]

was thinking we had no chance today



Get the fuck in LADS

 

[Elpenor]

As I said, doable

 

[Ax^]

Well I think Doris, Conan, Gibson-Park and Keenan have all played their best ever rugby for Ireland.

That’s how you beat New Zealand. Relentless pressure. Keep scoring, you need approx 30 points. And play out of your skin.

let not Forget Joey looking like the future of the Number 10 shirt

 

[Ax^]

As I said, doable

next time you say that i'm going to put a bet on

 

[sleaterkinney]

Wow. I had my doubts about Andy Farrell but that was a great performance. We were worth the win and put plenty of pressure on the ABs.

 

[Ax^]

after losing to wales in the six nations that a hell of a turn around



ok might be time to got get beer been drinking friggin tea during that match

 

[Elpenor]

Must be the fifth time Andy Farrell has beaten New Zealand as a coach, this is his first as a head coach.

 

[Elpenor]

Now for England v Australia… phew

 

[Elpenor]

That’s a great try. England are making some decent metres in attack but not sure about Manu ok the wing defensively

 

[Ax^]

does not have amazon hope its a good game

 

[two sheds]

me neither I hope it's rubbish

 

[Elpenor]

Quite a loose game, England are playing scrappily. Curry’s carrying has been good

 

[A380]

What a finish!

 

[Elpenor]

Great try by the big lads

 

[fucthest8]

me neither I hope it's rubbish

It wasn't a classic. England couldn't capitalise on two yellow cards against Aus, I know these days it's much less likely that you'll run in ten, but England conceded 3 for the first card and if not for a seatbelt tackle would have conceded 3 during the second as well.
Late score flattered England.

And yes, let's talk haircuts, what the fuck is going on with rugby these days?
Henry Slade looks like someone shaved him when he was passed out drunk, but presumably he actually walked into the barber and said "I'd like a haircut that makes it immediately obvious that I'm a massive cunt"

 

[fucthest8]

not sure about Manu ok the wing defensively

I'm very sure. Can you guess what I think?

I know this Aus Team is missing some players and England had to adjust late, but it's hard to believe that (a) Aus beat SA not long ago and (b) England are still conceding so many penalties

 

[AverageJoe]

I like the Haircuts. I get the feeling that, like moustaches, it's an in joke