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Artists pimps random cars at night with fantastic results

It seems tampering with private property left on the streets is nothing new. I'm particularly taken by this bit of artistry :). Hilarious consequences ensue soon enough, apparently...

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I'm pretty sure I'd find it pretty funny if someone did this to my car, it's better than the usual assortment of kebabs and other crap left on it. Then again I've never understood emotional attachment to cars, takes all sorts I guess.
 
Spymaster said:
It's no secret how Kermit feels about his motor ......

... he gets passionate about cars.
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If he's too sensitive to keep his special feelings for his vehicle in check maybe he ought to avoid threads about cars where someone might set him off.
 
I'm awarding this thread an 8/10 on Rotten Tomatoes. It would have got 9/10 but it lost a point for the 'village idiot' character.
 
DotCommunist said:
paintstrippers cheap as chips as well

heres one I can't defend and have mentioned before on here. I'm walking home from work swigging from a cranberry bacardi breezer like the Don I am and I pass a topless car, open to the sun. Cream interior, spotless as fuck. Bottle of of bacardi breezer cranberry. Cream interior. Bottle of cranberry breezer. Cream. Interior.

So I launched the bottle in there out of sheer nihilistic spite.. Slight spin on it too, so the contents really gave the interior a good coating. I wouldn't do it today but back then I lacked a class analysis to articulate my rage so nihilism prevailed. Now thats worthy of a stabbing in the arsecheek.
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Anyone owning a convertible in the UK is wildly optimistic. Anyone leaving the top open is asking for trouble. Anyone with a cream coloured interior deserves trouble.
 
Teaboy said:
I'm pretty sure I'd find it pretty funny if someone did this to my car, it's better than the usual assortment of kebabs and other crap left on it. Then again I've never understood emotional attachment to cars, takes all sorts I guess.
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Is it any different to emotional attachment to, say, bicycles?
 
T & P said:
Is it any different to emotional attachment to, say, a bicycle
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The gross and net result of it is that people who spent most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who are nearly half people and half bicycles...when a man lets things go so far that he is more than half a bicycle, you will not see him so much because he spends a lot of his time leaning with one elbow on walls or standing propped by one foot at kerbstones.
Flann O'Brien, The Third Policeman
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first off, clues, i used old testament poetry from over two thousand years ago to describe my car. i also said i had seen nothing more stabworthy. there are obviously plenty things more stabworthy. millions. being white and having dreadlocks for a start.
so, none of that was serious, no one thought it was serious, you would have to be too stupid to turn on a computer to think it was.
so i have a couple of disingenuous twats, pretending it was, in a most insulting way.

which brings me to another point, when someone is insulting me in a very personal way, as if thet really loathe me, how is it threatening violence when i ask 'do you fancy a go you curly little cunt?''?
this is a question, not a threat. again, you would be deliberately twisting things to say it is anything else.
clue, the question mark. this denotes, as you would expect, a question. it looks like this ''?''.
 
and i doubt editor saw it as a threat as i've been banned for posting ''lol'' by him and had a warning from him just for posting on the hipster football forum. so, if he did think it was serious, the jimmy savile loving twat, i'm pretty sure he'd have banned me.
 
discokermit said:
and i doubt editor saw it as a threat as i've been banned for posting ''lol'' by him and had a warning from him just for posting on the hipster football forum. so, if he did think it was serious, the jimmy savile loving twat, i'm pretty sure he'd have banned me.
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Phwoar, steady on, old boy!
 
discokermit said:
you think it's bad manners to mention how he steadfastly defended savile whilst mocking victims and calling them liars? after saying various things about my mental state?
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He's behaved appallingly on this thread but it's worth remembering that he's got a ban button.

Didn't know he's defended Saville. Got a link?
 
Spymaster said:
He's behaved appallingly on this thread but it's worth remembering that he's got a ban button.

Didn't know he's defended Saville. Got a link?
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8ball was good on that one too. thinking jimmy was just a bit different and anyone accusing him was part of a mob.
 
discokermit said:
kept your trap shut when i was being called a psychopath/sociopath etc. now i mention someones hair you're squealing like a little piggy.
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going by your posts on this thread you could be seen to be
but it's just a joke/obviously a joke/bantz init, yawn
 
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