Artists pimps random cars at night with fantastic results
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Gromit
International Man of Misery
Theres no cat pictures.
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
I haven't diagnosed anybody, clinker-for-brains. All I did was correct editor's inaccurate use of "psychopath" for the correct term, and explained why.
BTW, sociopathy isn't a 'mental illness', Dr Kermit.
It really IS National Thick Day every day for you, isn't it?
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
Well you WOULD, wouldn't you? You're a whiz with a wooden spoon!If you seriously think that Kermit would stab someone for taping cardboard to his car you're a bigger prat than I thought you were, and I didn't think that was possible.
As for the other comment, I'd say it was specifically designed to wind-up the likes of you!
discokermit
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discokermit
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more amateur analysis.I haven't diagnosed anybody, clinker-for-brains. All I did was correct editor's inaccurate use of "psychopath" for the correct term, and explained why.
BTW, sociopathy isn't a 'mental illness', Dr Kermit.
It really IS National Thick Day every day for you, isn't it?
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
Nope. None of it is analysis, is it? And if it was, it wouldn't be amateur.
discokermit
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ok, night night sweetheart.
discokermit
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it's even got a biblical quote. song of songs, if you can spot it.
keybored
Well done. You remember cat good.
I'm sure there was a great thread on here once discussing justifications for keying a car. I'd search for it, but I'm guessing the term "keying" will just bring up a load of hits from the drugs forum.
Anyway, I'm not sure who's trolling who anymore in this thread.
Anyway, I'm not sure who's trolling who anymore in this thread.
teuchter
je suis teuchter
All the best threads are like that
keybored
Well done. You remember cat good.
Well they're not really. It's a bit of a giggle but if we're not being authentic with our opinions we're expressing online then what's the point?All the best threads are like that
Arguably more stupid than actually going out and sticking cardboard to some stranger's car (at least you get a little fresh air that way).
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
discokermit
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if i said ''my car, to me, is like a cluster of henna blossoms in the vineyards of en geti'' instead of a different line of the poem that comes from possibly two hundred years before the birth of jesus ''my love, my dove, my undefiled'', would it be any clearer?
Cars are excellent 
discokermit
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if i'd said ''well, i'd be jolly cross about that!'' it would be a bit boring. i've used exaggeration in a comedic way to draw out a greater truth, ie, editor is a bit of a dick and this artist is shit.
keybored
Well done. You remember cat good.
You're not Stewart Lee.
discokermit
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DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
heh, stuart lee's show\tour was called comedy vehicle. So we have come full circle
discokermit
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hang on, you said ''gut him like a fish'' so you're no stranger to this yourself.
keybored
Well done. You remember cat good.
Athos
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Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
Nah, just sticking up for a mate.
It's no secret how Kermit feels about his motor and that his language is often coloured with hyperbole when he gets passionate about cars. This thread was a pure troll with someone like him firmly in the cross hairs. That's why the editor put it in transport rather than "art" which he purports it to be in the thread title.
That's ok, it was even funny for a bit, but to go fishing for that hyperbolic statement and then use it to attack the poster as "serially unhinged" and 'borderline psychopathic' is a cunt's trick.
If editor is going to make statements about someone's mental state then it's only fair that he shows by what authority he does that.
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sim667
All aboard the 303 bus.
We'd already decided its not gaffer tape.... if someone gaffer taped something to my car I'd be fucking fuming....... Gaffer tape damages car paint work.
8den
No I'm pretty sure that was 8ball...
God Editor is basically pure evil.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Mate of mine once got his head kicked in because he opened a can of beer while walking past some cunt's car and a small amount of foam from the can sprayed onto the bonnet.
This isn't hypothetical stuff, there really are people out there who will use violence to defend the imaginary honour of an inanimate object. The fact that I've been threatened with violence on this thread for pointing out that cars are less important than people speaks volumes IMO.
This isn't hypothetical stuff, there really are people out there who will use violence to defend the imaginary honour of an inanimate object. The fact that I've been threatened with violence on this thread for pointing out that cars are less important than people speaks volumes IMO.
editor
hiraethified
((((oppressed, sensitive, internet-violent car owners caught in cross hairs over a harmless act that is never going to happen to them))))
