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Artists pimps random cars at night with fantastic results

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It seems tampering with private property left on the streets is nothing new. I'm particularly taken by this bit of artistry :). Hilarious consequences ensue soon enough, apparently...

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Hotdogs are for amateurs. Pros use frozen prawns.
 
and i doubt editor the jimmy savile loving twat
God knows why, but I'd been extra tolerant of you despite your FAQ busting threats to another poster, but that last comment is the bit where my patience has just run out so have some extended leave to really buff up your beeswax.

In case anyone thinks I'm being unfair, here's a selection of his charming contributions from this thread:
any cunt did that to my car i'd fucking stab them.

so i would fucking stab them. and i would get away with it. cos i'm lucky like that and i would threaten the stabee/witnesses.

i have a massive car and a massive knife.

fancy a go you curly little cunt?

that's not what i said, you thick little cunt.
 
Artist pimps pub bogs....
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At least there's a point to tagging though - What's the point of some giftless, attention seeking no-one sticking cardboard to some luckless fuckers car and calling it art ffs? There isn't one.

And it's not about fetishizing the motor car - Most of the people who lambasted kermit for daring to invest emotion into his car will have some kind of possession that they wouldn't take kindly to some nobhead fucking with - Could be a bike, a record collection, a musical instrument, whatever - The point is this "artist" has no right to mess with people's stuff without their consent - The only way what he's doing could ever be considered "art" would be if he got caught in the act and kicked into a permanent state of dribbling, brain-damaged incontinence. His being converted into a cabbage - Now that'd maybe be art.

Mate of mine once got his head kicked in because he opened a can of beer while walking past some cunt's car and a small amount of foam from the can sprayed onto the bonnet.

This isn't hypothetical stuff, there really are people out there who will use violence to defend the imaginary honour of an inanimate object. The fact that I've been threatened with violence on this thread for pointing out that cars are less important than people speaks volumes IMO.

If he's a mate of yours he's a wanker. Fuck him.

Who the fuck are you? :confused:

Pay 8den no heed, he's a notorious homophobe. And a jam jar glasses wearing sex-case. Possibly. Maybe. I don't know. I reckon though.
 
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Most of the people who lambasted kermit for daring to invest emotion into his car will have some kind of possession that they wouldn't take kindly to some nobhead fucking with.
Aha you see, no, thanks to this reality distortion field we've got on loan from a well known brand.

There's definitely not at least one forum on here where consumerist, materialist shit has been unashamedly celebrated on rotation for ten plus years despite the substance of it being ever more diminished, barely incremental water-treading crap. Not here, no sir.

But cars are the bad stuff and deserve full bore contempt. Yuuuuup.
 
Just gotta wait for fridgemagnet to pull his finger out of his arse and hit the banhammer now - The sad, four-eyed dries-his-washing-over-the-bath wanker. What was it Mrs Thatcher said? "A man who reaches the age of 25 and finds himself without a dedicated area to dry his laundry can consider himself a faliure. Or was that Mussolini? Either way the trains ran on time. With Jimmy Savile's foot on the dead man's pedal. Oh yes.
 
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