Are you excited by the new blue British passports (made in Poland)?

[Marty1]

It should be a Union flag cover, and when opened it plays Rule Britannia.

I’ll miss my EU passport playing Auld Lang Syne

 

[Spymaster]

Shit! What sort of parent doesn't know whether his child's passport will be valid or not?! And then goes on holiday anyway!

I bet he was a remoaner.

I took it from the article that the 14 year old lives with his ex.

If that’s the case it’s her fault.

 

[dessiato]

I've found some covers for sale which also have European Union printed on them. I'm getting some.

 

[fishfinger]

I’ll miss my EU passport playing Auld Lang Syne

Auld Lang Syne was the Scottish tune. The European one is Ode to Joy.

 

[Marty1]

Auld Lang Syne was the Scottish tune. The European one is Ode to Joy.

 

[Poot]

I took it from the article that the 14 year old lives with his ex.

If that’s the case it’s her fault.

Why? She's not the one sorting out the holiday or indeed going on holiday. If I were the dad I would assume that I had the responsibility.

 

[Idris2002]

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Too close to reality to actually be funny.

 

[Spymaster]

Why?

Because she’s the one in day to day care of the child and should know when her passport expires. Your original post blamed the father for not knowing when the kid’s passport expires but you’re reluctant to say the same of the mother despite the kid being in her primary care.

 

[The39thStep]

Can't say I'm bothered what colour it is . The fact that some Brexiteers and some Remainers are strikes me as barmy tbh.

 

[Spymaster]

My UK One has about 5 years left on it. I think I’ll change it anyway just for the novelty of having a blue passport again.

 

[danny la rouge]

I would like to be on this thread. Oh cool, I am .

 

[krink]

I don't have one and can't see me having the money to go abroad any time soon so you can stick your passports up yer arse, frankly.

 

[kebabking]

I'm utterly indifferent - what I do find amusing is how such things obsess people who go on about how stupid other people are.....

 

[two sheds]

I'm utterly indifferent - what I do find amusing is how such things obsess people who go on about how stupid other people are.....

Or how such things obsess people who go on about how utterly indifferent they are and how they find amusing how stupid other people are ...

Or how such things obsess people who go on about how such things obsess people who go on about how utterly ...

 

[Artaxerxes]

wave this at the foreign johnnies as you pass through
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I’m one of the least patriotic people in existence but I fucking love this blurb.

Makes me want to go a travelling and indignantly demand money from foreigners.

 

[Pickman's model]

My UK One has about 5 years left on it. I think I’ll change it anyway just for the novelty of having a blue passport again.

just dip your irish passport in blue paint

 

[Proper Tidy]

Imagine ever giving a shit about the colour of your passport

 

[Pickman's model]

Imagine ever giving a shit about the colour of your passport

Spymaster has too much time on his hands

 

[Spymaster]

wave this at the foreign johnnies as you pass through
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The Irish one has pretty much the same wording except it's the Minister for Foreign Affairs and Trade, doing the requesting and requiring.

 

[tim]

It should be a Union flag cover, and when opened it plays Rule Britannia.

With a pop-up cardboard Farage

 

[pesh]

With a pop-up cardboard Farage

holding his German passport

 

[Pickman's model]

holding his German passport

and jingling his sack of eu swag

 

[Poot]

Because she’s the one in day to day care of the child and should know when her passport expires. Your original post blamed the father for not knowing when the kid’s passport expires but you’re reluctant to say the same of the mother despite the kid being in her primary care.

It's not obligatory to have a passport. If she's not been able to afford to go abroad for several years, why would she bother? Passports are expensive. If the tables were turned and the mother wafted in demanding to take the child away, I would say it was HER responsibility to check the passport situation. It's sort of fundamental to wanting to take someone on holiday, checking that they have a passport, if they are in your care.

 

[TopCat]

Can't say I'm bothered what colour it is . The fact that some Brexiteers and some Remainers are strikes me as barmy tbh.

This daily litany of anti brexit insults and bigotry is getting beyond parody.
It makes that gormless bloke bellowing STOP BREXIT every few seconds outside the Palace of Westminster seem less weird.

 

[Marty1]

This daily litany of anti brexit insults and bigotry is getting beyond parody.
It makes that gormless bloke bellowing STOP BREXIT every few seconds outside the Palace of Westminster seem less weird.

Yeah, but at least the Stop Brexit bloke was getting paid to shout his shit.

 

[TopCat]

Yeah, but at least the Stop Brexit bloke was getting paid to shout his shit.

Was he paid? Really? How much may I ask and paid by whom?

 

[Marty1]

Was he paid? Really? How much may I ask and paid by whom?

Don’t know how much he was being paid but someone on here mentioned he received funding from crowdsourcing that paid for an apartment in London.

 

[TopCat]

Don’t know how much he was being paid but someone on here mentioned he received funding from crowdsourcing that paid for an apartment in London.

Imagine being him though. Not nuts enough to be sectioned (no beds anyway) but regarded as odd by almost everyone. The dry cleaner giving a rare smile as he picks up the spare uniform.

 

[Proper Tidy]

It's not obligatory to have a passport. If she's not been able to afford to go abroad for several years, why would she bother? Passports are expensive. If the tables were turned and the mother wafted in demanding to take the child away, I would say it was HER responsibility to check the passport situation. It's sort of fundamental to wanting to take someone on holiday, checking that they have a passport, if they are in your care.

Regardless of who's fault it is nobody checked the passport ahead, quite clearly the dad is a fucking knob of the highest order. Imagine leaving your daughter at the airport to go off with new wife stepson and stepsister, poor girl would be fucked up for years from that. Weird how anybody would bother to defend him.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Don’t know how much he was being paid but someone on here mentioned he received funding from crowdsourcing that paid for an apartment in London.

Yep, the twat was financed from crowdfunding, somewhat amusing TBH...

Stop Brexit Man moves in next to Jacob Rees-Mogg in £15,000 crowdfunded campaign

Steve Bray is living four nights a week on the same street as the UK's plummy-voicest Brexiteer - and the odd couple neighbours are getting on famously

www.mirror.co.uk