Are you called Derek & not part of a Derek organisation.

[MrSki]

What a load of total bollocks.

Join whatever you want but don't feel superior to anyone else.

 

[moochedit]

First rule of Derek organisation is you don't talk about Derek organisation!

 

[Ming]

Hi! I’m Clive. Can i join?

 

[MrSki]

Hi! I’m Clive. Can i join?

Clive? No chance. Now if you was a Clyde then that would be a different matter.

I used to have a mate called Clive but don't think I have met one for over thirty years.

One of those names that is dying out. Probably like Derek.

 

[Ming]

Clive? No chance. Now if you was a Clyde then that would be a different matter.

I used to have a mate called Clive but don't think I have met one for over thirty years.

One of those names that is dying out. Probably like Derek.

Probably from cancer.

 

[petee]

One of those names that is dying out. Probably like Derek.

ohhhhh fucking hell shit tit bum asshole!

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

I had an uncle Derek. Can I be an honorary member?

 

[Magnus McGinty]

This is why liberals defend fascists.

 

[krtek a houby]

Hi! I’m Clive. Can i join?

Have only met three Clives in total.

 

[Ming]

Have only met three Clives in total.

That's OK.

 

[MrSki]

Anyone who is Derek is an an automatic member. Any Clive gets a free pass too. And whilst we are at it then Nigel can be included.
If you are an Eric & a white horse then you are automatically the Supreme Ruler.

 

[Carl Steele]

What a load of total bollocks.

This could be an election-winning slogan. I can see it on the side of a bus.

 

[deeyo]

though never a derecktivist myself, i've always had a lot of time for the dereck action movement.

 

[petee]

here's Derrick Crane

 

[spudulike]

My best mate when I was five was called Derek. Can I be an associate member? I've got jelly on my shoulder but once I've showered it off and put on my red pajamas I'll be back to find out.

 

[danny la rouge]

One of my oldest friends is called Derek, or Deik to most people.

 

[fishfinger]

I had an uncle Derek.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

Support Derek action.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

They might not be regular Dereks. It could be a Derek supreme, or an emperor Derek. If we are unlucky it could even be a special weapons Derek.

 

[keybored]

(Laugh it up but that's^ Peter Jackson)

 

[friendofdorothy]

I'm finding this thread rather exclusively male. Sexists!

 

[Buddy Bradley]

That name might be a touchy subject to people that have been on the boards long enough...

 

[braindancer]

I had an uncle Derek.

I have two so there - true fact

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

I'm finding this thread rather exclusively male. Sexists!

Well I'm Derek and so's my wife

 

[hitmouse]

No poll, thread fail

 

[pseudonarcissus]

First rule of Derek organisation is you don't talk about Derek organisation!

Oh, go back to your dominoes, grandad

 

[[62]]

Possibly one of the greatest tunes ever written.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

I am Derek but the 57 varieties of so-called "Derek Organisations" are not worthy of the name. At best they are Dereck, Derick, Dereck, Derrick and Deric cults and sects who lack a basic grasp on the true meaning of Derek.