Who is the nastiest c-nt in Sunak's new cabinet?

[stavros]

I did a similar poll a few years ago, I think for Johnson's cabinet immediately after the election. Patel ran away with it then, but she's thankfully not at the top table any more, so I thought it worth redoing.

I'm afraid Urban only allows up to 12 choices on polls. So with apologies to them I've left out Dowden, Mordaunt and Zahawi, as their portfolios aren't specific enough, along with "Lord True", Mel Stride, Gillian Keegan, Michelle Donelan and those who've got the Welsh, Scottish and Northern Irish briefs.

 

[Pickman's model]

The agony of choice when they're almost equally matched in their cuntitude

 

[Flavour]

Braverman edges it but plenty of contenders and it was a close run thing

 

[Ax^]

Braverman but its close

 

[Dom Traynor]

Needs to be multiple choice

 

[Elpenor]

Very spoilt for choice with this motley crue

 

[Calamity1971]

That was tough, but after her latest 'Dream' it had to braverman.

 

[friedaweed]

Her actual name is Sue-Ellen. I think we should refer to her as such.

Born at the height of the Dallas dynasty in 1980 her parents clearly wanted her to be a real rascal.

Suella Braverman: five controversial statements from UK home secretary

As PM reappoints Braverman, we look at her record from her initial 43-day stint, in her own words

www.theguardian.com

She gets my vote.

 

[friedaweed]

Needs to be multiple choice

That wouldn't play out in the singular of cunt.

 

[contadino]

I opted for Bad Enoch because she's batshit deranged swivel eyed.

However I understand why Braverman's running away with it. You can make a lot of people uncomfortable being home secretary or fewer people very uncomfortable being equalities minister. Swings and roundabouts, innit?

 

[MickiQ]

Way too early to make any kind of judgement.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

That was tough, but after her latest 'Dream' it had to braverman.

Her dream for Christmas, no less

 

[planetgeli]

That wouldn't play out in the singular of cunt.

A dead heat of cunts is the collective noun for a Tory cabinet.

 

[stavros]

Needs to be multiple choice

You're lucky I'm giving you a vote at all. I was only going to do the poll with the Parliamentary Tory party, as is the trend these days.

 

[platinumsage]

I think Braverman might be too ineffectual to be the nastiest. For me the jury is still out.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Given the high chance of a very close result, I think we might need a recunt

 

[stavros]

Incidentally, when did Urban start letting us put "cunt" in thread titles? Politically-correct wokery gone mad, I tell you.

 

[Elpenor]

Incidentally, when did Urban start letting us put "cunt" in thread titles? Politically-correct wokery gone mad, I tell you.

Since editor started eating tofu?

 

[friedaweed]

Since editor started eating tofu?

He's softens more and more every time he bathes in oat milk. Some day soon we'll be able to call Bowie a pedalo.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Braverman is the obvious choice, but I suspect Raab is going to be making a strong showing as Injustice Sec.

Then Coffey is now at * checks * Environment.

It's invidious to make us choose.

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

Sunak for putting this lot of cunts together in the first place

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Sunak for putting this lot of cunts together in the first place

Good call. I've voted that way too. He's head cunt.

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

Cunt actually sat there and decided "yeah Braverman for home secretary, Badenoch for minister of equalities"
Surely that puts double cunt points on top of his own personal cuntitude?

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

Good call. I've voted that way too. He's head cunt.

YES!

 

[Bingoman]

Oh the choices how to decide

 

[Weller]

Why is Gavin Williamson missing from the list surely its him he has both a Tarantula and Bull Whip on his desk plus told Putin to "shut up and go away" a proper wolf in sheeps clothing

 

[Mattym]

Going for Gove!

 

[not a trot]

Her dream for Christmas, no less

May all her christmases be as shitty as possible.

 

[bluescreen]

It's hard to choose when 'all of the above' isn't an option but Braverman wins by a short head as she revels in her cuntitude, dreams about it and then tells people about her dream. Shameless, her demagoguery of evil.

 

[19sixtysix]

All are just flavours of same poison.