What's for tea tonight? (pt5)

[liampreston]

something thats brown, old and stinks of piss

You're eating Jimmy Saville?

 

[rennie]

I'm out at a work do.

 

[sojourner]

Not sure if this experiment will work, but an experiment it is. Fry off some chorizo and salami and the like, with some smoked bacon, add some cream, add some garlic, serve with pasta.

In my head, it sounds like it could work. My flatmates may not be so impressed by the practical...

like baldrick said, it's pretty much a carbonara, but if I were you I'd only use one of those meats - otherwise you're gonna get pretty fucking thirsty

Got any eggs? Whisk them and fold them into the pasta and meat at the end - mmmmm

 

[Detroit City]

Well, probably not. I'm just gonna ask the butcher for something thats brown, old and stinks of piss. Then I'm gonna boil it and eat it. Neat

kidneys?

 

[sojourner]

Well, probably not. I'm just gonna ask the butcher for something thats brown, old and stinks of piss. Then I'm gonna boil it and eat it. Neat

kidneys!!! ticks all the boxes!!! nom....kidneys

 

[Biddlybee]

Not sure.. maybe the boy will have a feast ready for me for when I get back from college (final assessment tonight )... or maybe not

Chippy?

 

[sojourner]

kidneys?

fuck you DC

 

[snackhead]

Fish again, this time grilled fresh sardines, currently marinading in paprika, cumin, lemon juice, garlic and chilli. Having with sweet potato jerk and carrot mash and salad.

 

[liampreston]

like baldrick said, it's pretty much a carbonara, but if I were you I'd only use one of those meats - otherwise you're gonna get pretty fucking thirsty

Got any eggs? Whisk them and fold them into the pasta and meat at the end - mmmmm

Yeah, heh, cheers, this is coming from Mr Invention, rather than Mr Able, every now and then I can sense my mother's sadness that I'm not up to my elbows in cooking, the day off work today has prompted me to /try/.

I may take your egg tip, need to nip to the shops anyway (how can I do /anything/ when there's not a bottle of orange juice in the house....)

 

[sojourner]

Fish again, this time grilled fresh sardines, currently marinading in paprika, cumin, lemon juice, garlic and chilli. Having with sweet potato jerk and carrot mash and salad.

*salivates* I haven't had fresh sardines since last summer. Must get some in I like them just brushed with red pesto and grilled, and served with a cherry tomato salad

god. must. have. sardines.

 

[May Kasahara]

Not sure what to have tonight: either tom yam soup, spag bol, pie and mash or risotto...will see what the boy wants when he comes home from work

 

[Yetman]

kidneys?

kidneys!!! ticks all the boxes!!! nom....kidneys

Eeeghhh go on then. That'll do. Fuck me

 

[sojourner]

Eeeghhh go on then. That'll do. Fuck me

you can actually smell piss if you fry them

 

[mrsfran]

Asparagus and corn on the cob. Which isn't a proper meal really, it just needs eating. Meh.

ETA: I might go mad and have some cottage cheese with it.

 

[liampreston]

you can actually smell piss if you fry them

Is the question "Name slogans not likely to be used by the Kidney Marketing Board?"

 

[Yetman]

Is the question "Name slogans not likely to be used by the Kidney Marketing Board?"

Heh!

Erm, why do people eat these piss organs by the way? Almost as bad as eating pork scratchings.....which are the skin of pigs.....which live in shit. Freax

 

[snackhead]

*salivates* I haven't had fresh sardines since last summer. Must get some in I like them just brushed with red pesto and grilled, and served with a cherry tomato salad

god. must. have. sardines.

I was going to wait for barbecue weather, then realised it ain't gonna happen

 

[rennie]

kidneys?

Ooops. wrong organ.

 

[sheothebudworths]

Heh!

Erm, why do people eat these piss organs by the way? Almost as bad as eating pork scratchings.....which are the skin of pigs.....which live in shit. Freax

I eat both kidneys and pork scratchings, because they taste delicious......<licks lips>

 

[ringo]

Last night I cooked Cauldron Lincolnshire sausage, mash & peas for the littlun, then did us Missfran's pea and potato curry with some pittas.

Went a bit mad with the chilli, two fresh very hot ones and 1 tsp each of cayenne pepper and hot chilli powder. Too hot, but great, thanks for the recipe. Tonight will be the same again but with rice and some creme freche to calm it down a bit.

 

[hiccup]

Bolognese wot I just made. It's sitting on teh hob smelling all tasty but I can't eat it until the other half gets back.

Think I'll go and, uhh, check the seasoning again.

 

[mrsfran]

Nice one ringo, glad it worked ok.

Have you hidden any garlic in your bol, Hiccup?

 

[moomoo]

We had McDonalds because the meat I got out to do a spag bol smelt funny.

 

[felixthecat]

Baked potato with cheese and a vast amounts of salad.

And ice cream.

One of my favourite meals, and so, so simple

 

[Detroit City]

We had McDonalds

even i haven't had that in weeks

 

[moomoo]

even i haven't had that in weeks

It was vile as per usual.

 

[Detroit City]

It was vile as per usual.

but the kids love it, innit?

 

[hiccup]

Nice one ringo, glad it worked ok.

Have you hidden any garlic in your bol, Hiccup?

No. Not worth the grief

 

[Roadkill]

A sort of Moroccan-style stew with aubergine and potato and lamb.

 

[moomoo]

but the kids love it, innit?

Aye and the extra one I've got overnight nearly wet himself with excitement.