I'm doing the same tomorrow with my bird
Tonight though.......the mother in law is staying at ours. It'll be some kind of mashed onions and cabbage or some shit. I'm trying to hide at the pub but its all
'but she'll know you are hiding at the pub'
'well tell her I'm always at the pub so it seems normal'
'then she'll think your an alcoholic'
'well I am'
'well I dont want her to know that do I'
'I'm an alcoholic, you think I give a fuck about shit like that?'
'fair enough...................hang on.......your not an alcoholic'
'Something to tell you love'
'Oh'
'Back at closing time'
In reality however, it'll just be
'can I hide at the pub?'
'NO'
'ok'