What stupid shit has Trump done today?

[ohmyliver]

Interesting that the Oath Keeper's legal defence against sedition charges is

"He nonetheless hopes to convince jurors that the pro-Trump, anti-government group had two lawful — and non-seditious — reasons to be at the Capitol on January 6.

Reason one: They were an invited security force for rally planners and participants, including Roger Stone, Ali Alexander, Latinos for Trump, and Virginia Women for Trump.

Reason two: They were awaiting Trump's orders"

Oath Keepers will tell a jury they believed Donald Trump would turn them into his own personal militia on January 6

Elmer Stewart Rhodes will tell a DC jury he had a non-seditious reason to be at the Capitol: He thought Trump would federalize the Oath Keepers.

www.yahoo.com

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

The Secret Service has been a rogue agency for quite a while. There's been several scandals with them including agents who partied with prostitutes, agents who hung out with women later determined to be foreign agents, agents who have been arrested in child predator stings, sexting with minors, drinking on the job, etc. Drinking and hiring prostitutes just seems to be a day on the job for them.

Another incident with an apparently drunk agent:

A person familiar with the situation told CBS News the off-duty agent was leaving dinner with a group of colleagues when there was some sort of collision with a woman on the street. The woman alleged she was struck in some fashion by the agent and called police, the source said. Police felt compelled to take the agent into custody, but later released him after questioning, according to the source. Investigators are looking into whether the agent was intoxicated at the time of the encounter, this person said. ....

It's also not the first time a Secret Service agent has been sent back to the U.S. ahead of a presidential trip overseas. In May, two Secret Service employees were sent home from Seoul, South Korea, and placed on administrative leave following an off-duty incident in which one of members got into a physical "altercation" with a local taxi driver.

Secret Service agent sent home from Israel after alleged "physical encounter"

www.msn.com

 

[NoXion]

Interesting that the Oath Keeper's legal defence against sedition charges is

"He nonetheless hopes to convince jurors that the pro-Trump, anti-government group had two lawful — and non-seditious — reasons to be at the Capitol on January 6.

Reason one: They were an invited security force for rally planners and participants, including Roger Stone, Ali Alexander, Latinos for Trump, and Virginia Women for Trump.

Reason two: They were awaiting Trump's orders"

Oath Keepers will tell a jury they believed Donald Trump would turn them into his own personal militia on January 6

Elmer Stewart Rhodes will tell a DC jury he had a non-seditious reason to be at the Capitol: He thought Trump would federalize the Oath Keepers.

www.yahoo.com

"We were just waiting to be appointed as the President's Brownshirts" is certainly an... interesting line of defence.

 

[teqniq]

His self regard knows no bounds:

Donald Trump on 2024: ‘I’ve Already Made That Decision’

 

[Ax^]

His self regard knows no bounds:

Donald Trump on 2024: ‘I’ve Already Made That Decision’

even if he not going to run he keep it to the very last stage to let his supporters know
these fuckwits are funding him to the hilt and griffer is going to grift

funniest thing he said in weeks was calling elon another bullshitter

if anyone can spot one

 

[8ball]

His self regard knows no bounds:

Donald Trump on 2024: ‘I’ve Already Made That Decision’

He's under investigation for this shitload of stuff, yet nothing ever seems to happen.

 

[bcuster]

Ivana Trump, Donald Trump's Ex-Wife, Dies at Age 73

Donald Trump shared the news of his first wife's passing in a statement on his social media platform Truth Social.

www.townandcountrymag.com

 

[Ax^]

He's under investigation for this shitload of stuff, yet nothing ever seems to happen.

did not get a second term remember that

 

[chandlerp]

He's put a "DONATE TO SAVE AMERICA" button on his statement about Ivana Trump dying. What an absolute whopper.

 

[DaveCinzano]

When you are a master of 4 dimensional chess, Czech mate is all you can aim for.

 

[NoXion]

When you are a master of 4 dimensional chess, Czech mate is all you can aim for.

Boo! get off the stage!

 

[gosub]

The spies v Donald Trump: how our spooks saved the special relationship

When the president accused Britain of tapping his calls, intelligence agencies on both sides of the Atlantic panicked. Richard Kerbaj hears from officials who worked to avert a diplomatic crisis

www.thetimes.co.uk

Tbf. He wasn't being entirely paranoid..from what I saw..but maybe there was a lesson in getting corporate media to do your thinking for you.

It also, to me, looked like the US Marine Corps did their level best to accommodate him...(Marine 1 turbine whine always gave him some thinking space (apart from that one time it was grounded due to reasonable flying weather (the corps is the corps). But is he really saying the likes of Bob Meuller work for GCHQ?

 

[not-bono-ever]

Not one fir Twitter but yeh

 

[A380]

 

[Cloo]

Trump has been complaining that the illegally kept highly confidential documents found in his house were not all over the floor like they are in the evidence photos when the FBI found them. They were neatly put away in boxes! How dare they try to make Donald J Trump look untidy!

He and his supporters have repeated this acknowledgement that these documents were in his home as well.

Donald Trump Accidentally Admits To Crimes In Hilarious Social Media Rant! - Perez Hilton

You have to be kidding at this point. He really is just admitting to the crimes he’s accused of on the internet, and he’s still going to get away with it?? As you’ve no doubt heard by now, after a year and a half of trying to get Donald Trump to return all the classified [...]Read More...

perezhilton.com

 

[two sheds]

Daughter in law Lara Trump:

“He’s a very neat individual. He would never scatter documents around on a floor like that.”

and Trump's admitted that those were the documents that the FBI supposedly planted.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

"I did the crimes that I'm accused of, but the things that don't matter and no-one has suggested I did? No way would I do them!"

Solid defence.

 

[rubbershoes]

So if he's re-elected in 2024, he's planning to pardon all those convicted in relation to January 6th.

This is only going to appeal to those who'd vote for him anyway

 

[two sheds]

and encourage those who'd be planning to have a January 6th Round Two.

 

[Ax^]

at this point he just aiming for the civil war round 2

 

[Nylock]

at this point he just aiming for the civil war round 2

If it does kick off, hopefully he'll be among the first to get taken out via a decapitation strike.

 

[existentialist]

If it does kick off, hopefully he'll be among the first to get taken out via a decapitation strike.

Would anyone even notice if his brain got separated from the rest of him?

 

[chandlerp]

thought it already was

 

[Nylock]

Would anyone even notice if his brain got separated from the rest of him?

I was thinking more along the lines of one of those airstrikes targeting command and control...

 

[NoXion]

I was thinking more along the lines of one of those airstrikes targeting command and control...

A drone-launched Hellfire missile separates a brain from a body.

Just not in a tidy manner...

 

[Raheem]

A drone-launched Hellfire missile separates a brain from a body.

Just not in a tidy manner...

Does it not more sort of homogenise the two?

 

[WouldBe]

Does it not more sort of homogenise the two?

Trump soup.

 

[Raheem]

Trump soup.

Pâté de connard à l'orange

 

[steveseagull]

Trump is looking rather fucked for fraud

Trump sued: Family inflated net worth by billions, says lawsuit

Along with three of his children, the ex-president is accused of lying to "unjustly enrich himself".

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[steveseagull]

Also this week

Trump to Face Sexual Battery Suit Under New ‘Survivors’ Law

Donald Trump has faced a defamation suit from journalist E. Jean Carroll over her allegations that Trump raped her. Now she’s escalating the suit.

www.thedailybeast.com