What stupid shit has Trump done today?

[Ax^]

He’s not tweeted for 11 hours. Maybe he is now dead?

*cross fingers

or maybe Melina has giving him a dose of bleach

 

[frogwoman]

I kinda wonder whether they may have been holding back on this news and only released it when it was unavoidable (ie when he was sick enough) .

 

[two sheds]

Sunday were he will be back accusing us all of lacking moral fibre for wishing death on the object of his affection

bloody lefties

 

[Ax^]

I kinda wonder whether they may have been holding back on this news and only released it when it was unavoidable (ie when he was sick enough) .

no sick enough for my liking TBF

 

[SpookyFrank]

I kinda wonder whether they may have been holding back on this news and only released it when it was unavoidable (ie when he was sick enough) .

Yes him looking off-colour would be a dead giveaway.

 

[JimW]

Biden testing negative helps Trump look even more stupid for mocking Biden's cautious campaigning approach. Another contrast for the waverers to consider.

 

[frogwoman]

Pence has been filling in for him. Someone with only 'mild' symptoms might not do that.

 

[moochedit]

Not sure if already posted but..

Democratic nominee Joe Biden campaigns in Michigan after testing negative for coronavirus

The former vice president delayed his scheduled trip to the battleground state in order to take two coronavirus tests Friday morning.

www.cnbc.com

 

[JimW]

"Out of an abundance of caution" and just to rub it in.

 

[BlanketAddict]

Inject the bleach, inject the bleach

 

[JimW]

Inject the bleach, inject the bleach

This has been the widespread response on Chinese social media.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Yes him looking off-colour would be a dead giveaway.

50 shades of orange.

 

[Chilli.s]

Gotta admit feelin sorry for Melania, wait all that time for the gold digger payout and now its up in the air go either way

 

[bimble]

This has been the widespread response on Chinese social media.

People on Chinese websites can take the piss out of the president as much as they like no problem?

 

[Chilli.s]

Yes him looking off-colour would be a dead giveaway.

Off colour would be orange then black eyebags then red eyes, cant wait.

 

[teqniq]

Sunday were he will be back accusing us all of lacking moral fibre for wishing death on the object of his affection

Not on this thread he won't.

 

[JimW]

People on Chinese websites can take the piss out of the president as much as they like no problem?

Not exactly but it's usually fairly open season on Trump, certainly since the trade wars warmed up again.

 

[bimble]

Extremely unusual for him not to tweet for 12 hours in a row.

 

[Combustible]

I think it says a lot about the man that nobody is sanctimoniously pulling people up for wishing him dead.

You underestimate liberal sanctimony

 

[Poot]

Pence has been filling in for him. Someone with only 'mild' symptoms might not do that.

For the avoidance of doubt, mild symptoms means not bad enough to go into hospital. It really doesn't mean mild.

Stop laughing.

 

[JimW]

I'm experiencing shortness of breath, tears and aching sides now. Thanks, Trump.

 

[Ax^]

For the avoidance of doubt, mild symptoms means not bad enough to go into hospital. It really doesn't mean mild.

Stop laughing.

he won't have to go to hospital the white house has its own medical facility with about a staff of 22 people and at least one doctor about
at almost all times

 

[cupid_stunt]

For the avoidance of doubt, mild symptoms means not bad enough to go into hospital. It really doesn't mean mild.

Stop laughing.

Johnson had mild symptoms after testing positive, took 9 days before he was admitted to hospital, covid almost had him, Trump is a lot older.

I am staying positive.

 

[Streathamite]

I doubt Pence would win on his own.

I really, really hope that you're right.
I very much fear the trump cultists and GOP loyalists would seamlessly transfer their idolatry to that deeply creepy queerbashing bigot

 

[WouldBe]

Hope he gets flu as well, just to be sure.

Preferably Spanish flu.

 

[Poot]

he won't have to go to hospital the white house has its own medical facility with about a staff of 22 people and at least one doctor about
at almost all times

I phrased it badly. What I meant is that you can be feeling like you are dying and still suffering 'mild symptoms'. I thought it might cheer some people up.

 

[Sprocket.]

Hope he gets flu as well, just to be sure.

Flew into a cliff face like Jim Reeves hopefully.

 

[frogwoman]

I mean out of Boris, Bolosnaro and him ... come on covid, 3rd time lucky.

 

[maomao]

I mean out of Boris, Bolosnaro and him ... come on covid, 3rd time lucky.

And Berlusconi.

 

[Chilli.s]

TBH Trump is in the most vulnerable group: Old. Obese. Low income.

...plus his skin is not particularly white.