What is the 'worst' processed food product?

[rich!]

Why does this entire thread have a Welsh accent?

Not 'just fungus', no.

Edible mushrooms are 'just fungus'. Perfectly natural.

Quorn is a highly processed product of fungus grown in a laboratory. Just as un-natural, if not worse than any other processed food.

Quorn is a spin-off from Porton Down, I hear.

Once exposed to the correct chemicals, it starts growing again. Real fast and real angry.

Think the end of Ghostbusters crossed with 28 Days Later. Then add vegetarians.

Mmmm. *fires up barbecue*

 

[Xanadu]

My favourite processed foods are fray bentos pies and heinz toast toppers.

 

[Yetman]

Toast Toppers are puke

I actually thought Pop Tarts were the king of speed breakfasts til I realised it was probably healthier to just eat a bag of sugar

What do they do to process processed peas btw?

 

[May Kasahara]

Also, you know that tinned meat stuff you see in cans, like beef stew and that sort of thing? Has anyone ever tried it? I only see old people buying it. I imagine it's a bit dogfoody.

I've never eaten it myself, but I do recall several posters on this very forum nominating Stagg chilli in a can as the foodstuff that produces the worst and rankest farts from unlucky consumers.

 

[Badgers]

I know that processed cheese slices are rank but sometimes only they will do on a burger

The formula for me seems to be:

Cheap burger + cheap processed cheese = YUM
Decent burger + quality cheese = YUM

 

[Spion]

Laughing Cow 'cheese'

 

[Tank Girl]

its got to be tinned spaghetti bolognase. that stuff is all wrong, or as you say in thses parts its 'made of wrong'. i think im getting the hang of this urban lingo

god, that stuff used to be my stoned munchies food of choice

don't think i could eat it now, but bloody hell it was good back then

 

[Part 2]

I thought Cheese Whizz (another aersosol cheese) as soon as I read the thread title.

Although I do remember being very fond of Primula when I was younger. Is it that much different?

 

[Rocket no.9]

Can't believe this thread has made it to three pages without...THIS!!!

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Although I do remember being very fond of Primula when I was younger. Is it that much different?

ooooo 70's chic!!!!

 

[Detroit City]

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[Sweaty Betty]

Seriously. Goblin burgers, in a tin.

now your talking........

 

[CharlieAddict]

batchelor's beanfeast - i bought it. enjoyed it. then i read the label. then i wanted to be sick.

 

[Herbsman.]

batchelor's beanfeast - i bought it. enjoyed it. then i read the label. then i wanted to be sick.

what's so bad about beanfeast? i wouldnt eat it nowadays but seriously i dont remember the ingredients looking that bad.

 

[Mogden]

Fish paste! Not Gentleman's Relish cos that's posh innit but that manky old ground up fish heads yucky stuff that Flashy likes on toast and I refuse to go near him when he's eaten that. One of the very very few things I won't eat.

 

[King Biscuit Time]

Long Life Bacon Brunch.

Available in all supermarkets - a foil pouch with bacon, spuds and oil in. Looks good for camping, the reality is that its a load of manky spuds with some cat food in.

 

[moomoo]

What about those complete frozen roast dinners for one you can buy?

They've got to be wrong haven't they?

 

[Sweaty Betty]

What about those complete frozen roast dinners for one you can buy?

They've got to be wrong haven't they?

They bring a lot of cheer to sopme of the old giffers round our way and 99p as well.......

 

[moonsi til]

Porbably been mentioned but is the all day breakfast in a can....

 

[rollinder]

...contains evil little rubbery mushrooms

 

[*Miss Daisy*]

What about those complete frozen roast dinners for one you can buy?

They've got to be wrong haven't they?

I used to get them as a treat on giro day when the dark times were upon me.

 

[rollinder]

Somerfield's selling what claims to be beefburgers in gravy in a ringpull tin but looks suspicially like sliced dogfood in jelly

 

[moomoo]

I used to get them as a treat on giro day when the dark times were upon me.

Were they actually edible? Don't seem like much of a treat.

I threaten the children with them occasionally, I'd love to actually buy some and dish them up for dinner.

 

[Stobart Stopper]

I had a Tescos lasagne once. It tasted like it was made with 1/2 lb of mixed herbs and a teaspoon of mince. It was that bad I wouldn't even give it to the dogs.


Barf.

Even worse is Tescos "fresh" fish cakes, from the chiller cabinet, you might as well just eat a piece of lard.

 

[mrsfran]

Long Life Bacon Brunch.

Available in all supermarkets - a foil pouch with bacon, spuds and oil in. Looks good for camping, the reality is that its a load of manky spuds with some cat food in.

I LOVE THESE. They're terrible for you, but so absulutely perfect for a hungover Sunday brunch.

 

[Herbsman.]

Porbably been mentioned but is the all day breakfast in a can....

a mate in halls at wolves uni bought one of these IIRC. i think he's dead now

 

[*Miss Daisy*]

I LOVE THESE. They're terrible for you, but so absulutely perfect for a hungover Sunday brunch.

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Yum yum yum

 

[mrsfran]

what?

 

[*Miss Daisy*]

what?

well I am a tad surprised at you young laydee! - I thought you'd be the last one to eat crap and admit it!



I eat crap too - Its just easier to point at someone else!