The39thStep
Urban critical thinker
Barrels of oil , just need somewhere to store them.
Barrels of oil , just need somewhere to store them.
Everywhere's got self-raising here, it's plain and strong that haven't been seen in ages. They even had 'wholemeal self-raising' in Asda but no fucking plain I can't even think of a use for wholemeal self raising (wholemeal cakes obviously but why?)Houseguest: "Why have you bought 2 packs of plain flour and no self-raising?"
Me: " I'm going to let you think about that and then answer your own question."
Houseguest: "Oh. Because there wasn't any self-raising..."
Anyways, I have baking powder so we are now "floured up" and can carry on relieving the boredom by baking.
Oddly I have unable to get Windowlene
Tried local shop, Lidl and Asda in the last week but none. Most/all other cleaning supplies well stockedWell, funny that. Got some today.
Soapy water and squeegee will do job just as well.Tried local shop, Lidl and Asda in the last week but none. Most/all other cleaning supplies well stocked
Have been trying to deep clean the flat and the windows are a bit manky
Just wait until it rains. I haven't cleaned the windows in years.Have been trying to deep clean the flat and the windows are a bit manky
"They had loads - I got 200 bottles"Well, funny that. Got some today.
Buckfast. One presumes.How do you sleep at nights?
Unfortunately packed with caffeine, though when you crash you can have a kip in a hedge.Buckfast. One presumes.
Buckfast. One presumes.
I got mine from Argos in the end - kept checking the website everyday till they had one available on click and collect at Sainsburys - then had to wait a week for it. Just took the first available set that looked half decent.I am going to be panic buying a hair trimmer shortly. Some of the online stores are sold out but I have a cunning plan and expect to get my mitts on a hair trimmer before the week is out!
No. Did two pints of the stuff in a club one night in Leith, was buzzing my tits off for 2 days
Buckfast.How do you sleep at nights?
I had thought it was some monks' herbal wine, didn't realise they just tipped caffeine into it. Caffeine and alcohol has never worked for me.No. Did two pints of the stuff in a club one night in Leith, was buzzing my tits off for 2 days
'the term tonic wine does not imply any health-giving properties'I had thought it was some monks' herbal wine, didn't realise they just tipped caffeine into it. Caffeine and alcohol has never worked for me.
In Glasgow, some pop an eccie in their Buckfast, turning it into a Buck-E-FastNo. Did two pints of the stuff in a club one night in Leith, was buzzing my tits off for 2 days
"They had loads - I got 200 bottles"
I don't want to panic you more, but...Buckfast.