What are you having for breakfast?

[farmerbarleymow]

You wrong un. Parma violets are like the scrapings from a pensioners handbag. Truly vile things that have the cheek to call themselves sweets.

Don't lie - everyone loves them really. You can even get parma violet cheese.

Here you go - you can get 3kg for 15 quid

3kg Party Pack of Parma Violets

3kg of Parma Violets - the Marmite of the sweet world!

www.swizzels.com

 

[existentialist]

Fake sausage (Richmond), staffie oatcake, fired egg.

I have my car back now, so I am going to go mad and buy spuds, and Cauldron sausages. Yay me.

 

[sojourner]

You wrong un. Parma violets are like the scrapings from a pensioners handbag. Truly vile things that have the cheek to call themselves sweets.

You're not wrong!

 

[sojourner]

fired egg.

A bit charred was it?

 

[sojourner]

I took a tub of blackberries out the freezer for crumble tonight, so put a handful in the first bowl of porridge this year, and a lil squirt of maple syrup. Oh soooo fucking nom!

 

[existentialist]

A bit charred was it?

No, just mis-spelled

 

[sojourner]

No, just mis-spelled

I know. It was supposed to be funny.

 

[existentialist]

I know. It was supposed to be funny.

It was! Except for the bit where I thought about eating a charred egg...eurgh

 

[sojourner]

It was! Except for the bit where I thought about eating a charred egg...eurgh

Takes me back to being a kid, frying eggs in lard that had 6 months worth of other fried food bits in it, and the outside of the egg would be all crispy.

 

[tonysingh]

Fake sausage (Richmond), staffie oatcake, fired egg.

I have my car back now, so I am going to go mad and buy spuds, and Cauldron sausages. Yay me.

I dunno what an oatcake is but why would you flavour it with a Staffie? Surely poodles provide more depth of taste?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

You wrong un. Parma violets are like the scrapings from a pensioners handbag. Truly vile things that have the cheek to call themselves sweets.

Dare I ask why you lick pensioners' handbags?

Anyway, PM me your address and I'll get 3kg of the lovely sweets sent to you. Offer also open to you sojourner

 

[tonysingh]

Dare I ask why you lick pensioners' handbags?

Anyway, PM me your address and I'll get 3kg of the lovely sweets sent to you. Offer also open to you sojourner

I honestly think I'd rather huff the fumes from an overripe dogshite bin than eat a single Parma Violet.

 

[sojourner]

I honestly think I'd rather huff the fumes from an overripe dogshite bin than eat a single Parma Violet.

Poetry just runs right through you

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Fucking philistines, the pair of you.

 

[danny la rouge]

I dunno what an oatcake is but why would you flavour it with a Staffie? Surely poodles provide more depth of taste?

Staffordshire oatcakes. More like a porridge pancake, really.

A BRIEF HISTORY - The Staffordshire Oatcake Company

thestaffordshireoatcakecompany.co.uk

 

[tonysingh]

Staffordshire oatcakes. More like a porridge pancake, really.



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A BRIEF HISTORY - The Staffordshire Oatcake Company

thestaffordshireoatcakecompany.co.uk

That's a burned pitta bread!

 

[danny la rouge]

That's a burned pitta bread!

No, it’s very different. You should try them.

 

[existentialist]

Staffordshire oatcakes. More like a porridge pancake, really.



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A BRIEF HISTORY - The Staffordshire Oatcake Company

thestaffordshireoatcakecompany.co.uk

Yeast-risen porridge pancakes, if you don't mind...

 

[existentialist]

How to make the perfect staffordshire oatcakes

These traditional savoury pancakes are criminally neglected, yet their coarse texture and oaty flavour make them ideal for a high tea, topped with melted cheese

www.theguardian.com

 

[existentialist]

Fake sausage (Richmond), toast (brown), fried egg (hen's).

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Seedy bread and water.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Yogurt and seedy bread.

 

[bmd]

Don't lie - everyone loves them really. You can even get parma violet cheese.

Here you go - you can get 3kg for 15 quid

3kg Party Pack of Parma Violets

3kg of Parma Violets - the Marmite of the sweet world!

www.swizzels.com

Christ. That's 3 kilos of wrong.

Fell out with the microwave this morning, the massive twat. Please knowledge me about microwaved porridge timings. No, not interested in your pan method. Like, why can't I just put it in there for the same time every day?

 

[existentialist]

I have potatoes and (non-Richmond) fake sausages.

Watch this space.

 

[Epona]

I have potatoes and (non-Richmond) fake sausages.

Watch this space.

Do we need to send round an emergency egg delivery?
(Only partially joking, I fear running out of eggs and you seem to be similarly keen on them!)

 

[farmerbarleymow]

A banana. Four yogurts.

 

[bmd]

A banana. Four yogurts.

Set up for the year there.

Porridge. Coffee.

 

[AmateurAgitator]

A This Isn't Pork Sausages sandwich with ketchup and vegan butter, with two slices of seeded bread.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

King prawn bucatini

 

[existentialist]

I forgot to update.

Fake sausage (CAULDRON), MASH, and a flied egg.