Two? Amateur. I went to the market yesterday, and looked for £1 a bowl of whatever caught my eye that I hadn't had recently. Bananas seemed to be the thing. I bought what must be over 20 medium to small ones, in three bunches.
I ate two yesterday, two when I woke up in the middle of the night and two this morning, and am rapidly reaching the if-I-see-another-banana-I'll-scream stage while there are still what seem like hordes of them. Fortunately I'm going to work tonight, and can dump them in the communal mess room for anyone who can bear to look at them.