We WILL win the Eurovision this year - Engelbert Humperdinck will see to that

[Lord Camomile]

I am going to find a Norweigian to laugh at....now where to find one dragging away....

I play football with two Danes, have a mate married to a Swede, but do I know one fucking Norwegian...

Anyone know where their embassy is?

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Now that it's over, can this thread be used for people to post the most hysterical reactions from little englanders that they've found elsewhere?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Was the Swedish one actually any good? I missed it. I missed almost all of them.

I liked it.

 

[madzone]

Pffft. Political my arse

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Now that it's over, can this thread be used for people to post the most hysterical reactions from little englanders that they've found elsewhere?

Yes definitely

 

[scooter]

If you take the long view, we've not done that bad. We're in joint second place in terms of number of times we've won it (5 times behind Ireland's 7) and we've finished second more times than any other country (15 times)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Eurovision_Song_Contest_winners

 

[mrs quoad]

Any instrument you see on stage is being mimed, it's backing track plus a maximum of 6 live vocal mics for every act. If the instruments needed micing it just would't be possible to do such quick changeovers.

cheers for that. I'd been saying as much to Artichoke after some well dodgy instrumentalists

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I play football with two Danes, have a mate married to a Swede, but do I know one fucking Norwegian...

Anyone know where their embassy is?

at the Swedish Embassy

 

[Lord Camomile]

This seems a little less structured than it was last time...

 

[mrs quoad]

The fuck is this? Europe's just discovered Ibizan cheesetrance c1999?!?????

 

[twentythreedom]

You cunts owe me 3 hours of my life back

 

[Lord Camomile]

at the Swedish Embassy

I don't get politics

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

If you take the long view, we've not done that bad. We're in joint second place in terms of number of times we've won it (5 times behind Ireland's 7) and we've finished second more times than any other country (15 times)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Eurovision_Song_Contest_winners

What a relief

 

[editor]

(((cleaners)))

 

[madzone]

You cunts owe me 3 hours of my life back

Says the man addicted to BGT

 

[Lord Camomile]

IBS

Wait, just got this!

 

[madzone]

Wait, just got this!

Duh.

 

[Lord Camomile]

(Psst, BBC2 have a TOTP2 Eurovision special on now

*squeal* it's Sonja!)

 

[Lord Camomile]

Duh.

It's Eurovision, I was a bit distracted, a'ight?

 

[madzone]

Right, I'm off to bed to weep for hump and the grannies

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

(Psst, BBC2 have a TOTP2 Eurovision special on now

*squeal* it's Sonja!)

What's she sing?

 

[madzone]

My eldest has just rung me, twatted and really cross that Russia hasn't won

 

[twentythreedom]

Right, I'm off to bed to weep for hump and the grannies

thought you said something else for a moment there!!
night madz

 

[Badgers]

I bet Jeremy Hunt had some involvement in our entry

 

[Lord Camomile]

What's she sing?

It's now Samantha Janus grinning through a song based on Bono's "tonight thank God it's them instead of you" line from Do They Know It's Christmas.

 

[madzone]

thought you said something else for a moment there!!
night madz

I quite often hump a granny.

 

[Hocus Eye.]

That Swedish song was rubbish. I only heard it after she sang it after winning. I saw it on the pub tv. I only came in as the scoring was going on. The only other song I have heard is ours. I'm glad we didn't win. Putting on the competition would cost more than we could afford.

 

[twentythreedom]

I quite often hump a granny.

oh, I thought you meant getting humped by grannies then weeping. my bad!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Ugh, this is worse than after Christmas

 

[Gingerman]

So Humperdumperdick joins Scooh,Gemini etc in the Eurovision hall of shame then ,how did Fuckwad....I mean Jedwad do?