We WILL win the Eurovision this year - Engelbert Humperdinck will see to that

[Libertad]

Cute.

 

[quimcunx]

I thought they already voted and we got nowt?

Was about to say the same. He said something about them giving Azerbaijan 12 points for the 3rd year running.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

What the fuck is this thing?

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Honouring the 2010 act maybe?

hm, maybe not, but I remember an act where they all looked like that a couple of years ago

 

[Lord Camomile]

What the fuck is this thing?

Lead singer of Lordi, previous winners for Finland.

It's a Eurovision thing.

 

[Spymaster]

I thought they already voted and we got nowt?

Did they? Haha!

Haven't been watching.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Honouring the 2010 act maybe?

I'm pretty sure it was the 2010 act.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Oh. It's Lordi. Nevermind.

That's MR Lordi. We loved them back in 2006, and I won a lot of money. Six hours in makeup- Graham could at least have shut up for two minutes.

 

[harpo]

Oh well done Italy

 

[madzone]

Marine looks pregnant (the way she was cradling her tummy - I'm a man, I know what these things mean)

IBS

 

[Lord Camomile]

 

[Daniel]

Why do we take part in this?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Why do we take part in this?

To humiliate ourselves of course!

 

[Lord Camomile]

IBS

You be whatnow?

 

[quimcunx]

Why do we take part in this?

It's good stiff upper lip practice for the international football.

 

[Badgers]

Why do we take part in this?

Isn't it part of the Geneva Convention?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I'm pretty sure it was the 2010 act.

Lead singer of Lordi, previous winners for Finland.

It's a Eurovision thing.

Turns out it's 2006

 

[Lord Camomile]

Why do we take part in this?

To humiliate ourselves of course!

Ever since Gemini I've been meaning to get in touch with whoever arranges our entry and saying "look, we ain't gonna win any time soon, let's just go over there and have a fucking party".

I've even started writing a song, it starts with someone banging some drums. That's as far as I've got, but it's a grower.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Turns out it's 2006

Yeah, it's fair to say details are not my strong point. Hadn't realised it was quite so long ago though.

 

[Libertad]

Anticipating the valedictory 'political' speech from Sweden.

 

[editor]

Lead singer of Lordi, previous winners for Finland.

It's a Eurovision thing.

He hasn't aged very well.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Yeah, it's fair to say details are not my strong point. Hadn't realised it was quite so long ago though.

Time flies when you're getting old. I too never realised it was that long ago

 

[Lord Camomile]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Norway, you suuuuuuuuck!

 

[Badgers]

Is there no chance like? Late comeback?

 

[quimcunx]

Was the Swedish one actually any good? I missed it. I missed almost all of them.

 

[quimcunx]

Is there no chance like? Late comeback?

I think we're gonna rally any minute now. Don't fret.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I am going to find a Norweigian to laugh at....now where to find one dragging away....

 

[madzone]

Flowers and a sex toy

 

[Lord Camomile]

Right. I'm serious. Who wants to come to Sweden next year?

We will fucking. Have. It.

Extremely camply, of course.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Is there no chance like? Late comeback?

The other countries have decided we've already got the Jubilee and Olympics and that should be enough excitement for us

 

[editor]

She loves us. For real.