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andy2002 said:
Dear Kidblast,

Thanks for your letter. I only read half of it before losing the will to live.

Your friend,

Robert Kirkman
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Dear Rob Zombie (not the metaller and shit film maker (although still better horror writer than you))

It's a good job that you came back to life again to finished it off and post it up on U75!

Keep up the good work.

Your friend,
Kidblast

P.S Killing off Lori and Shane's illegitimate baby was a smart move. That story was getting really tired. Zzzzzzz(zombie) LOL.
 
Hang on. I just watched the rest of episode 4. I have a legal copy because I'm doing the subtitles for FX, which means I was watching closely. I'm not going to give away any more spoilers, but, Kidblast...

Andrea doesn't get together with Dale. You're very angry about that plot development - but it didn't happen. :confused:
 
scifisam said:
Hang on. I just watched the rest of episode 4. I have a legal copy because I'm doing the subtitles for FX, which means I was watching closely. I'm not going to give away any more spoilers, but, Kidblast...

Andrea doesn't get together with Dale. You're very angry about that plot development - but it didn't happen. :confused:
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Bloody hell. Don't you guys sleep!

You're subbing the Dead. Initially I thought cool but then thinking about the god awful dialogue in this horse shit I thought otherwise.

For example - "These dogs are mean. I bought them from Satans yard sale" LOL! fail.

What do the zombies say BTW? I bet the sub says something like <emits low guttural moan> when a zombie appears. Why not write the noise phonetically instead <Grahhhhhh....Urghhhhhhhhh.....Bbbbrrrrrr (it is winter Atlanta and they all freeze)>

I would love to beleive you about Dale and Andrea but you're only 4 episodes in ATM they don't start shagging until Rick breaks camp after Carl shoots and kills Shane and then settle temporarily at the Wiltshire Housing development (full of zombies, big mistake). So it's early days yet. Dale and Andrea are the second most important couple in the story. Those two together pretty much save the entire group after the Governor smashes into the prison complex. Dale is pretty much Ricks right hand man. You could argue that Tyresse fills that role but the Governor chops his head when Dale is still doing the business (saving the group, not shagging Andrea!)

So yeah. I'm pretty sure Dale and Andrea is going to happen.
 
TrippyLondoner said:
Or he could just um, not post at all? :)
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Dude, are you serious? I am this thread. Go and back track.

I'm the Rick on this thread and all you other posters are the group that I am trying to keep alive. The other threads outside are the zombie hordes threatening to close in and kill us off after which, rather depressingly, this thread will then tragically necro every now and again when someone watches a new episode and goes "I watched the Zombeh show last night herp derp. I luv zombehs!" before shuffling off and drooling in the corner some where.

I AM TRYING TO SAVE YOU!

(Idaho you are Shane and my son kills you next episode. lol. Trippy Londoner, you are Glen, unfortunately you survive)
 
TrippyLondoner said:
Bollocks, that means i have to keep reading your posts. :(
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Son, you can go out there on your own and good luck to you but without me you are just like one of them. Have you gone over your last twenty posts? Have you? Are you aware of how banal and lacking in content they really are? Maybe you are already one of them. I can see that glazed far off look in your eyes. The drool gathering at the side of your slack jawed mouth. The greying, sagging flesh. Maybe I should just put a round in your noggin right here, right now...
 
Kidblast said:
Bloody hell. Don't you guys sleep!

You're subbing the Dead. Initially I thought cool but then thinking about the god awful dialogue in this horse shit I thought otherwise.

For example - "These dogs are mean. I bought them from Satans yard sale" LOL! fail.

What do the zombies say BTW? I bet the sub says something like <emits low guttural moan> when a zombie appears. Why not write the noise phonetically instead <Grahhhhhh....Urghhhhhhhhh.....Bbbbrrrrrr (it is winter Atlanta and they all freeze)>

I would love to beleive you about Dale and Andrea but you're only 4 episodes in ATM they don't start shagging until Rick breaks camp after Carl shoots and kills Shane and then settle temporarily at the Wiltshire Housing development (full of zombies, big mistake). So it's early days yet. Dale and Andrea are the second most important couple in the story. Those two together pretty much save the entire group after the Governor smashes into the prison complex. Dale is pretty much Ricks right hand man. You could argue that Tyresse fills that role but the Governor chops his head when Dale is still doing the business (saving the group, not shagging Andrea!)

So yeah. I'm pretty sure Dale and Andrea is going to happen.
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Oh. I thought you were talking about the TV show that the people in this thread are watching rather than the comics that many of us haven't read.

That 'Satan's Yard Sale' line was actually really good in context - it would have been crap if it were meant to actually be threatening, but as it is it was a nice guy putting on a front.

It's just (ZOMBIES GROWL). I'm not going to take up half the screen with unnecessary phonetics.
 
scifisam said:
That 'Satan's Yard Sale' line was actually really good in context - it would have been crap if it were meant to actually be threatening, but as it is it was a nice guy putting on a front.
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Yeah. It was a very weak comedy line that didn't convince any of us that those guys were genuine tough Mexican gangsters but obviously it was not weak enough to convince Rick the Policeman who was clearly shitting his pants. LOL.

That whole scene with the hospital orderly fronting was like the beginning of Michael Jacksons music video for 'Bad'. Check the faux heavy in the background slapping the baseball bat in his hand! It's so funny and old Ricky's still sweating and soiling his drawers. I was waiting for Ashton Kutcher to leap out and 'Punk' him.

Rick really is an awesome leader.
 
But you'd already read the comics, so you knew who the 'gang' really were - you don't get any points for guessing they wee faking after you'd already been told they were.
 
Kidblast, you need to stop posting spoilers from the comic up here - you're going to completely ruin it for some people who are only following the TV show. There's even a thread further up the page headed 'How to use the spoiler code' so you have no excuse for what you're doing. It's rude!
 
Yeah Kidblast - getting a bit bored of the spoilers mate.

Saw ep 4 last night. Was quite good that.
 
scifisam said:
But you'd already read the comics, so you knew who the 'gang' really were - you don't get any points for guessing they wee faking after you'd already been told they were.
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No. That gang scene was completely pulled from the directors arse. I presume it was there simply as filler to drag the first series out because that entire scene has nothing to do with the rest of the story but then saying that is a bit of a joke because the Walking Dead has no plot anyway.
 
andy2002 said:
Kidblast, you need to stop posting spoilers from the comic up here - you're going to completely ruin it for some people who are only following the TV show. There's even a thread further up the page headed 'How to use the spoiler code' so you have no excuse for what you're doing. It's rude!
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Alright, alright. I COULDN'T GET THE SPOILER CODE TO WORK! There. are you happy now? Is that what you wanted? I didn't understand it. Okay. I don't know how these things work. I don't have a degree in Mong 2.0. I can barely make a smiling emoticon let alone format a post so that it's invisible and then exposes when you click and drag it. Who do you think I am? Clive Sinclair! You make me sick.
 
Kidblast said:
Alright, alright. I COULDN'T GET THE SPOILER CODE TO WORK! There. are you happy now? Is that what you wanted? I didn't understand it. Okay. I don't know how these things work. I don't have a degree in Mong 2.0. I can barely make a smiling emoticon let alone format a post so that it's invisible and then exposes when you click and drag it. Who do you think I am? Clive Sinclair! You make me sick.
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This is just getting pitiful now.
 
I’m watching this because I love post apocalypse type stuff. I wish they’d made it a bit more (intentionally) funny though. One minute you’re watching half a zombie crawling along the floor, gnashing it’s jaws. Then in the next scene one of the characters goes off on a long cliche-riddled speech about the philosophy of it all. Do they expect the audience to really believe this shit? Was the comic lacking in humour too?
 
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