Uxbridge and South Ruislip by-election

[PR1Berske]

An article on whether Labour will gain Uxbridge

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[PR1Berske]

Candidates for Uxbridge and South Ruislip.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

seems like the loon vote will be split several ways

and no tory?

or have nominations not closed yet?

 

[PR1Berske]

seems like the loon vote will be split several ways

and no tory?

or have nominations not closed yet?

Those are all the candidates. I think the final attachment hasn't worked. Hang on.

 

[PR1Berske]

Candidates in the Uxbridge and South Ruislip by-election caused by Boris' resignation

Kingsley ANTI-ULEZ (Independent)
Blaise BAQUICHE (Liberal Democrat)
Danny BEALES (Labour Party)
Cameron BELL (Independent)
Count BINFACE (Count Binface Party)
Piers CORBYN (Let London Live)
Laurence FOX (The Reclaim Party)
Steve GARDNER (Social Democratic Party)
Sarah GREEN (Green Party)
Richard HEWISON (Rejoin EU)
Rebecca JANE (UKIP)
"77 JOSEPH" (Independent)
Enofon Udoka NTEFON (Christian Peoples Alliance)
"No ULEZ" Leo PHUARE (Independent)
Steve TUCKWELL (The Conservative Party Candidate)

 

[belboid]

According to his website, Mr Darwood calls himself Joseph 77 because his life reflects that of Joseph's struggle against the Pharaoh in the Bible.
File under loon. Sadly, not even an amusing one.

The candidate behind perhaps the most bizarre political leaflet this election

He sees the Brexit battle as one of Biblical proportions

www.essexlive.news

 

[brogdale]

Candidates for Uxbridge and South Ruislip.

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I see that the anti-ULEZ candidate is local to me in Wallington; I'd guess that he's part of the yellow vest/ placard anti-vac/climate denialism loon group that hangs around in Carshalton high street all the fucking time.

 

[Elpenor]

Binface the most credible

 

[brogdale]

Binface the most credible

Sarah (Green) Green's TV career must really be in the doldrums?

 

[The39thStep]

(((Rejoin EU)))

 

[Cerv]

with perennial loon candidates like Corbyn & Fox does anyone ever think that there should be an escalator applied to the next one when a candidates lost their deposit?

 

[brogdale]

with perennial loon candidates like Corbyn & Fox does anyone ever think that there should be an escalator applied to the next one when a candidates lost their deposit?

No; it's good to see them get their embarrassing vote tally and...that's what passes for democracy in the UK.

 

[Chz]

I see that the anti-ULEZ candidate is local to me in Wallington; I'd guess that he's part of the yellow vest/ placard anti-vac/climate denialism loon group that hangs around in Carshalton high street all the fucking time.

I don't so much mind them exercising their right to protest their lunatic ideas. They're not too noisy. It's all the cunts that honk for them that piss me off. I ended up reading their newsletter once because someone left it in Pizza GoGo and holy shit are they even battier than I thought.

 

[SpookyFrank]

with perennial loon candidates like Corbyn & Fox does anyone ever think that there should be an escalator applied to the next one when a candidates lost their deposit?

If these people want to keep humiliating themselves they should be allowed to do so. Not like by-elections are the only platform for lunatic gobshitery, though it would be nice if they were.

 

[belboid]

Joseph77 is so named because his best campaign saw him receiving.... 77 votes!

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Wasn't there a 77-themed weirdo who got booted from here a while back?

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Joseph77

CLICK HERE FOR MY MAIN WEBSITE TOMDARWOOD.COM

www.joseph774pm.com

Look at this and tell me you wouldn't vote for him.

 

[Cerv]

If these people want to keep humiliating themselves they should be allowed to do so. Not like by-elections are the only platform for lunatic gobshitery, though it would be nice if they were.

as they don't stop already, they clearly don't feel humiliated.
it would be interesting to see where Corbyn's limit is. £500 he doesn't care. £1000, £2000, £4000, … £1024000 might just do it.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Calamity! The anti-ULEZ vote is going to be split.

 

[SpookyFrank]

as they don't stop already, they clearly don't feel humiliated.
it would be interesting to see where Corbyn's limit is. £500 he doesn't care. £1000, £2000, £4000, … £1024000 might just do it.

Fox the grifter would just keep getting other people to cough up for it.

 

[stavros]

Sarah (Green) Green's TV career must really be in the doldrums?

I'd say she's doing better than her former co-host of Going Live.

 

[planetgeli]

Calamity! The anti-ULEZ vote is going to be split.

One of them is up for criminal damage and going equipped, the other completely untraceable on google.

Men in Black written all over it.

 

[belboid]

One of them is up for criminal damage and going equipped, the other completely untraceable on google.

Men in Black written all over it.

Probably because it is Phaure, not Phuare. Very popular on twitter

 

[brogdale]

I don't so much mind them exercising their right to protest their lunatic ideas. They're not too noisy. It's all the cunts that honk for them that piss me off. I ended up reading their newsletter once because someone left it in Pizza GoGo and holy shit are they even battier than I thought.

Has you seen the woman who carries the massive placard saying "CO2 is the world's fertiliser" ?

 

[planetgeli]

Probably because it is Phaure, not Phuare. Very popular on twitter

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Still next to nothing.

Oh. 6 following 3 followers

 

[MickiQ]

as they don't stop already, they clearly don't feel humiliated.
it would be interesting to see where Corbyn's limit is. £500 he doesn't care. £1000, £2000, £4000, … £1024000 might just do it.

The sad thing about bumping up the deposit is that it would drive out people doing it for a laugh like Binface long before it would clear out tossers like Fox and Corbyn

 

[kenny g]

Candidates in the Uxbridge and South Ruislip by-election caused by Boris' resignation

Steve TUCKWELL (The Conservative Party Candidate)

Well att least they will get the dyslexic swinger vote...

 

[kenny g]

Joseph77

CLICK HERE FOR MY MAIN WEBSITE TOMDARWOOD.COM

www.joseph774pm.com

Look at this and tell me you wouldn't vote for him.

And the world's shittest ever webshite prize goes to...

 

[planetgeli]

And the world's shittest ever webshite prize goes to...

I clicked. Thanks for that. I'd resisted up to now.

'kin bat shit and a half.

Yeah, looks exactly like someone who'd last a few hours on here (or has done).

 

[ruffneck23]