transport minister misses train, throws wobbly

[8ball]

Ebola is spurious now.

We are screwed.

 

[andysays]

Looks like another load of people will be missing funerals tonight

Euston travel chaos: Thousands face disruption after signal failure

 

[Brixton Hatter]

Anyone who misses a funeral because they missed a train is probably just badly organised. If the funeral is that important, then everyone knows you sort yourself out early and get there early, thereby giving yourself a safety net of an hour or two, which - if you're lucky enough to arrive early - you spend in the pub having a few pints to celebrate the life of your good old mate.

As for Freeman, if the journey was that fucking crucial, he should have just got out of bed a bit earlier and sorted himself out, the lazy cunt.

 

[isvicthere?]

Tory in unpopular-with-the-general-public shock!

 

[Pickman's model]

Looks like another load of people will be missing funerals tonight

Euston travel chaos: Thousands face disruption after signal failure

But nothing from teuchter about the disruption these poor sods have faced

 

[Pickman's model]

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[Pickman's model]

Tory teuchter in unpopular-with-the-general-public shock!

c4u

 

[andysays]

But nothing from teuchter about the disruption these poor sods have faced

I guess none of them are govt ministers

 

[teuchter]

As they have not yet been victimised and harassed by urban75 posters there is no need for me to intervene.

 

[Pickman's model]

As they have not yet been victimised and harassed by urban75 posters there is no need for me to intervene.

Your arsery knows no bounds

Since when was a thread on urban harassing or victimising tory ministers?

And why do you intervene to defend such nefandous politicians?

 

[klang]

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let me translate that into Arabic for you:
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[teuchter]

Your arsery knows no bounds

Since when was a thread on urban harassing or victimising tory ministers?

And why do you intervene to defend such nefandous politicians?

As you well know, people on this thread, with you as their Daily Mail waving cheerleader were victimising and smearing ordinary decent working people, some of whom may have been ill and on the way to important medical appointments, who happened to be part of a group including a tory minister.

 

[klang]

Mussolini had a different approach to punctuality:
If the train was up to 10 minutes late the driver would be sent into the wilderness. More than 10 minutes: Execution.

 

[Pickman's model]

As you well know, people on this thread, with you as their Daily Mail waving cheerleader were victimising and smearing ordinary decent working people, some of whom may have been ill and on the way to important medical appointments, who happened to be part of a group including a tory minister.

Don't talk such bollocks

 

[Pickman's model]

Mussolini had a different approach to punctuality:
If the train was up to 10 minutes late the driver would be sent into the wilderness. More than 10 minutes: Execution.

should apply that to tory ministers, fucking hunt and johnson would be dead in the gutter by now. alongside almost all other tardy tories.

 

[existentialist]

As you well know, people on this thread, with you as their Daily Mail waving cheerleader were victimising and smearing ordinary decent working people, some of whom may have been ill and on the way to important medical appointments, who happened to be part of a group including a tory minister.

Loving your work, teuchter

 

[brogdale]

As you well know, people on this thread, with you as their Daily Mail waving cheerleader were victimising and smearing ordinary decent working people, some of whom may have been ill and on the way to important medical appointments, who happened to be part of a group including a tory minister.

Ah, right...I see how we're getting to the funerals bit. You're not as daft as you post, are you?
Clever.

 

[Benjy1992]

About time Freeman experienced what it's like for the rest of us having to wait for trains.

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[andysays]

As they have not yet been victimised and harassed by urban75 posters there is no need for me to intervene.

That's where you're wrong.

A mobile squad from the UHM* was dispatched to Euston as soon as the signal failure occurred and spent a pleasant evening calling all the stranded commuters cunts.

*Urban Hate Mob, for those, like teuchter, who are struggling to keep up

 

[brogdale]

That's where you're wrong.

A mobile squad from the UHM* was dispatched to Euston as soon as the signal failure occurred and spent a pleasant evening calling all the stranded commuters cunts.

*Urban Hate Mob, for those, like teuchter, who are struggling to keep up

irl

 

[Dogsauce]

For those struggling with the lexicon of the 21st century:

Victimised: People you don’t know in places on the internet that you are unaware of saying mean things about you that you are completely unaware of.

 

[Dogsauce]

If a tree says mean things about you in a forest and nobody is within earshot, does that still constitute harassment?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Would have been funnier if he'd faceplanted whilst running for his train.

I've never forgotten sitting on a bus at the stop on Briggate in Leeds waiting for it to depart.

I was idly looking out the window and saw someone running to catch the bus. Unfortunately they didn't see the glass side panel of the bus stop and ran into it at full tilt - I'm sure the glass flexed a bit before throwing them backwards onto the pavement, shopping bags all over the floor.

I might have sniggered a little bit.

 

[Teaboy]

As you well know, people on this thread, with you as their Daily Mail waving cheerleader were victimising and smearing ordinary decent working people, some of whom may have been ill and on the way to important medical appointments, who happened to be part of a group including a tory minister.

All this hand wringing over a hypothetical situation that never really happened and yet there is a photo of some poor sod's missing sarnie on a previous page which you've completely ignored. That's an actual real life disaster there and you couldn't care less. A black heart indeed.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

All this hand wringing over a hypothetical situation that never really happened and yet there is a photo of some poor sod's missing sarnie on a previous page which you've completely ignored. That's an actual real life disaster there and you couldn't care less. A black heart indeed.

The sarnie was not kale and quinoa served between artisanal hand carved whole-rye bread, presented in a wicker Fortnums tiffin hamper, so why would he give a fuck?

 

[brogdale]

All this hand wringing over a hypothetical situation that never really happened and yet there is a photo of some poor sod's missing sarnie on a previous page which you've completely ignored. That's an actual real life disaster there and you couldn't care less. A black heart indeed.

Talking of having a black heart; what sort of a godless, lefty cunt takes a packed lunch to a funeral? Munching them sarnies down as the box is lowered; monster.

 

[T & P]

I've never forgotten sitting on a bus at the stop on Briggate in Leeds waiting for it to depart.

I was idly looking out the window and saw someone running to catch the bus. Unfortunately they didn't see the glass side panel of the bus stop and ran into it at full tilt - I'm sure the glass flexed a bit before throwing them backwards onto the pavement, shopping bags all over the floor.

I might have sniggered a little bit.

If only they'd been a Viz reader, they could have saved themselves the pain and embarrassement...