8ball
Decolonise colons!
I think that’s rather the point. If you go digging, you’ll find correlations. Hence announcing you’ve found a correlation is unconvincing in and of itself. It’s the starting point for going and finding a mechanism that you can then use to show causality. Or using experimentation to establish causality. Without that, you’ve got nothing, frankly. Or you have a back-worked mechanism that is as likely to be bollocks as meaningful.
Indeed. One correlation by itself can mean nothing at all.
Though you have to wonder about the Nicolas Cage thing.