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Money is a game and the ladder we climb
Turns a saint into a sinner with his finger in crime
I'll break it down for you motherfuckers line by line
This is business economics in a nursery rhyme

She sells seashells on a seashore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand

Step 1, you must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see
Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island stockpile 'em high
until they're rarer than a diamond

Step 2, you gotta make the people think that they want 'em
Really want 'em, really fuckin want 'em
Hit 'em like Bronson
Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment
If you haven't got a shell then you're just a fucking waste man

Three, it's monopoly, invest inside some property, start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly
"Shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy
Swallow all your morals they're a poor man's quality

Four, expand, expand, expand, clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand

Five, why just shells? Why limit yourself? She sells seashells, sell oil as well!

Six, guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock

Seven, press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes, Run to be the president of the United States

Eight, big smile mate, big wave that's great Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate

Nine, Polarize the people, controversy is the game
It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name

Ten, the world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause
You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore
And you sell seashells on the seashore

 
What sort of cunt has jewellery worth £10m?

There's something seriously wrong with this world.
An obviously very wealthy customer of ours popped in last week and spent 40k on ‘stocking filler’ gifts for their immediate family. I wonder what the bill for their main Xmas gift shopping might have amounted to. I guess at a certain hyper wealth level they literally lose all concept of the value of money- with the exception annual salaries for their business’ workforce, of course.

In any case it sounds like an overinflated bullshit estimate to me. And regardless of whether it’s actually accurate or not, there is just no fucking way any insurer would agree to extending a policy to cover such high value contents being kept at a residential property without insisting on such clauses as a state-of-the-art monitored alarm system with rapid police response. Not to mention a requirement that such valuables are stored in a top grade, wall mounted safe that nobody outside of a Hollywood heist film would get to in less than 12+ hours of hard noisy drilling- if they can find it in the first place. Rather than, seemly, left laying around or hidden in the socks drawer for some chancer to climb to a second floor window undetected.

Insurers are infamous for successfully and cynically wiggle out of paying out perfectly valid claims. This must be the biggest of open goals the insurance company in question has ever enjoyed.
 
Diamonds are expensive because they are rare.

Why are they rare?
Hard to find?
No.

Hand to extract?
No.

Because De Beers buys them all and locks them in vaults to restrict supply and artificially inflate the price.

That why diamonds can go fuck themselves. They really aren't worth what they cost.
I think that diamonds are difficult to extract, from the pictures that I have seen on diamond mines.
 
The Police have likely told them that karma will catch up with them, and that they need not bother catching them as indeed karma will punish them. Farage has said there should be a full investigation into the robbery in case its an immigrant.
 
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On a totally separate issue, relevant only because expensive jewellery, did anyone listen to GF Newman's The Corrupted on the radio?
Yes, thanks for the reminder of the biggest load of shite I've ever been stupid enough to subject myself to. The only good bit was when Ross Kemp disappeared with no explanation and was replaced with a slightly less annoying actor.
 
Yes, thanks for the reminder of the biggest load of shite I've ever been stupid enough to subject myself to. The only good bit was when Ross Kemp disappeared with no explanation and was replaced with a slightly less annoying actor.
LOL. Not so much about the drama as the goss: I was fascinated by how close to the wind it sailed with stuff that would have been libellous if people weren't dead.
 
Inconceivable that they'd leave this stuff around in the house and not in a safe vault.

Lucky burglar. Generally I'm of the opinion that home burglars are the scum of the earth but this one obviously knew how to target both immense wealth and immense stupidity so good on em
 
Insurers are infamous for successfully and cynically wiggle out of paying out perfectly valid claims. This must be the biggest of open goals the insurance company in question has ever enjoyed.

This is a rare instance where I'm actually on the side of the insurer.
 
An obviously very wealthy customer of ours popped in last week and spent 40k on ‘stocking filler’ gifts for their immediate family. I wonder what the bill for their main Xmas gift shopping might have amounted to. I guess at a certain hyper wealth level they literally lose all concept of the value of money- with the exception annual salaries for their business’ workforce, of course.

In any case it sounds like an overinflated bullshit estimate to me. And regardless of whether it’s actually accurate or not, there is just no fucking way any insurer would agree to extending a policy to cover such high value contents being kept at a residential property without insisting on such clauses as a state-of-the-art monitored alarm system with rapid police response. Not to mention a requirement that such valuables are stored in a top grade, wall mounted safe that nobody outside of a Hollywood heist film would get to in less than 12+ hours of hard noisy drilling- if they can find it in the first place. Rather than, seemly, left laying around or hidden in the socks drawer for some chancer to climb to a second floor window undetected.

Insurers are infamous for successfully and cynically wiggle out of paying out perfectly valid claims. This must be the biggest of open goals the insurance company in question has ever enjoyed.

Yeah, Mrs Spy was saying the whole thing stinks of poo. Even billionaires don’t leave ten million quids worth of jewellery lying on the kitchen table, and as you say, insurers will insist on special measures to cover that value on home premises, which makes an insurance scam unlikely.

This perfect storm of a massive haul being left unsecured on exactly the same night some scrote breaks in on the off-chance is highly questionable.
 
“Victim” is Shafira Huang.

Apparently an influencer.

Nope. Me neither. 🤷‍♂️


Huang, who has more than 13,000 Instagram followers, often shares snaps of her luxurious lifestyle, travelling by private jet, yachting in Hong Kong, skiing in Aspen, and visiting the Middle East on holiday.

It is as yet unknown if the burglary was targeted, but several of the items that were stolen have featured on Ms Huang's Instagram profile.

Some of the stolen items had previously been featured on her social media, including diamond bracelets, a ring, and a distinctive handbag shaped like a face with an arm strap.



So she shared photos of her jewelry on Instagram and posted about when she was out of town?
 
Huang, who has more than 13,000 Instagram followers, often shares snaps of her luxurious lifestyle, travelling by private jet, yachting in Hong Kong, skiing in Aspen, and visiting the Middle East on holiday.

It is as yet unknown if the burglary was targeted, but several of the items that were stolen have featured on Ms Huang's Instagram profile.

Some of the stolen items had previously been featured on her social media, including diamond bracelets, a ring, and a distinctive handbag shaped like a face with an arm strap.



So she shared photos of her jewelry on Instagram and posted about when she was out of town?
13k is nothing right?
 
Shafira Huang is an art collector and cultural ambassador for the Halcyon Gallery on Bond Street, and has flaunted her lavish lifestyle including dinners with Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, on her Instagram page.

If I was having lavish lifestyle dinners with Fergie I’m not sure I’d be flaunting it

Intriguing there’s a Prince Andrew connection though
 
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