The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[magneze]

They're probably working on nationalizing them.

 

[Badgers]

 

[Badgers]

Someone in a UK government-funded agency spent a huge amount of money on luxury chocolate right before Christmas and now there is an investigation

"We believe that the transaction has been made contrary to ICO policies," a government official told Insider.

www.businessinsider.com

UK officials have begun an internal investigation after thousands of pounds were spent buying high-priced chocolate on a government-funded agency credit card a few days before Christmas.

The Information Commissioner's Office (ICO) started its probe into a potential breach of its finance policies after Insider made it aware that £6,248.40 was spent on a corporate credit card at Hotel Chocolat, a luxury brand chocolatier, on a single day.

 

[Badgers]

A Conservative council candidate who said he was “sweating like a Jew in an Attic” has been suspended by the party.

George Stoakley, who is standing as a candidate in Fen Ditton & Fulbourn in Cambridgeshire at next week’s local elections, made the comment in 2013.

In another tweet the 23-year-old said: “Some people call it aids, I just call it weaponised semen.”

Tory Candidate George Stoakley Suspended Over 'Sweating Like A Jew' Tweet

Party launches investigation into George Stoakley.

m.huffingtonpost.co.uk

 

[quiet guy]

Right hand photo looks fake, no masks on either person and no gloves on the person administering the jab

 

[Raheem]

Right hand photo looks fake, no masks on either person and no gloves on the person administering the jab

Maybe he's trying to please both factions of his CCP.

 

[MickiQ]

He can fuck the fuck off, the smarmy, tiny cock

I would like to endorse this message

 

[Badgers]

Another £70m pissed up the wall

Ten million surgical gowns bought by the UK government for use in the NHS have been withdrawn

The gowns were bought from US firm, Saiger LLC, for £70m

inews.co.uk

 

[hitmouse]

Tory Candidate George Stoakley Suspended Over 'Sweating Like A Jew' Tweet

Party launches investigation into George Stoakley.

m.huffingtonpost.co.uk

Oh, I was just coming on this thread to post a different story about a different conservative council candidate suspended for anti-semitism: Tories remove candidate after ‘truly terrifying’ tweet to MP

 

[Artaxerxes]

Probably not worth brandishing machine gun at the under 10s.

 

[Badgers]

A right-wing think tank has called for the government to unleash “radical” Thatcherite policies in the north of England and create a “northern Big Bang”.

The report by the Centre for Policy Studies (CPS) says that only the private sector can boost the north's economy and calls for deregulation of the planning system, tax cuts for big business, and subsidies to attract “global capital”.

#thiswillgowell

Right-wing think tank calls for Thatcherite policy in north of England

Report backed by northern Tory MPs calls for deregulated planning system and tax cuts for big businesses

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Chilli.s]

As far as I remember thatcher caused widespread misery across the north

 

[Badgers]

Phillip then explained: "Desmond Swayne [Conservative MP and former senior aide to David Cameron] has urged anti-vaccination campaigners to keep going with their fight against government restrictions, and told them that the NHS capacity figures were being manipulated to exaggerate the scale of coronavirus.

Doctor begs Covid-sceptic Tory MP to volunteer in her ICU as patients die

Dr Samantha Batt-Rawden appeared on This Morning where she reacted to Conservative MP Desmond Swayne, who encouraged anti-vaxxers and said the NHS were "exaggerating"

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[teqniq]

Michael Fabricant tried to claim drunken sex pests are "blameless"

 

[Badgers]

Boris Johnson's 'union adviser' Oliver Lewis quits after two weeks

Oliver Lewis says his position in Downing Street has been made "untenable".

www.bbc.co.uk

Boris Johnson's main adviser on keeping the UK together has departed, saying his position was made "untenable" by others within Downing Street.

#goingwellthen

 

[MrSki]

Can anyone work out what the fuck he is on about?

 

[two sheds]

0:42" Three weeks after the middle of April that takes you to the first week of March"

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and the whole of their strategy is built round that?

 

[teqniq]

Here he is again having his arse handed to him by Piers Morgan:

 

[two sheds]

And didn't even mention that large numbers of PPE items ordered by tory mates couldn't be used because they didn't meet British Standards

 

[Badgers]

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Can anyone work out what the fuck he is on about?

I'm really angry about this. It's just total bullshit.

If he's talking about opening up 3 weeks following a certain percentage of the population receiving the vaccine, with the inherent risks of transmission amongst the U50 unvaccinated masses being manageable due to the lower prevalence of serious symptoms requiring hospitalization or resulting in deaths, then fine - not an argument I agree with but at least it's a justification of sorts.

Except that would mean the 8th May, not March.

It's not an accident, he didn't "mis-speak", he said it word for word twice on ITV and BBC. This was the script he either wrote himself or was written for him. If they can't come up with a publicly palatable justification that doesn't contain a basic lack of understanding of how time works, or a misinterpretation of the Gregorian calendar which would embarrass a 5yr old, then what exactly is their real justification for March 8th, and why can't we know?

 

[two sheds]

^^^ yes exactly this

 

[splonkydoo]

Here he is again having his arse handed to him by Piers Morgan:

Why does he have a.... errr... perfectly black square under his nose?

 

[2hats]

"Once again, it seems to be modelling not data driving decisions".

 

[magneze]

Full on display of stupidity there.

He was in the ERG too wasn't he?

European Research Group
Covid Recovery Group

Look out for the NRG, NHS Renovation Group.

They do the opposite of the R.

 

[quiet guy]

Why does he have a.... errr... perfectly black square under his nose?

Possibly a fan of Father Ted

 

[existentialist]

Full on display of stupidity there.

He was in the ERG too wasn't he?

European Research Group
Covid Recovery Group

Look out for the NRG, NHS Renovation Group.

They do the opposite of the R.

Yes, the commonality between the two groups is...telling. It's basically Headbanger Central, whatever the agenda.

 

[MrSki]

The ninety onety stupid here.

 

[quiet guy]

Even having two flags behind her still doesn't stop being as thick a mince

 

[Badgers]

This should go well