The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[Steel Icarus]

This man is a Spitting Image puppet.

What is wrong with his head?

 

[two sheds]

The contents.

 

[mx wcfc]

What is wrong with his head?

two sheds is correct. It is unkind to take the piss out of someone for their looks.
(that is one f'king ugly bastard, though. the ruling class's inbreeding has a lot to answer for.)

 

[fishfinger]

What is wrong with his head?

It's still attached.

 

[Badgers]

Leader criticised for saying homeless treated 'too well' - BBC News

Peter Nutting was explaining why homeless people were coming to Shropshire.

www.bbc.com

Mr Nutting responded: "The idea that we are not doing anything is nonsense, but the demand has increased.

"It's partly, I believe, because Shropshire does look after homelessness and rough sleepers too well and it actually attracts people to the county because of that."

 

[quiet guy]

That's a new one - Homelessness tourism. Do they even think about what they are saying? The absolute shits.

 

[Artaxerxes]

If you've not heard that one before your lucky

 

[not-bono-ever]

question - does every tory who appears on telly actually really have a 4 yard butchers apron on display in their study or is is one of them zoom background things ?

 

[teqniq]

FFS:

 

[Artaxerxes]

 

[existentialist]

They're delusional.

 

[Orang Utan]

The new Business Minister is a right cunt:

Kwasi Kwarteng: has all the right credentials – but can get into trouble

Business secretary is the first black British Tory to run a government department

www.google.co.uk

He has in the past described UK workers as ‘the worst idlers in the world’ who’d prefer a lie in to hard work. Well, who doesn’t?

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

no, no, its only because the speakers are positioned in such an angle that hearing anything is difficult. thus, giving the illusion they are sleeping.

 

[Badgers]

COVID-19: Tory MP Sir Desmond Swayne urged anti-vaxxers to 'persist' against COVID restrictions

Sir Desmond Swayne tells Sky News he won't apologise for telling a group to continue their campaign against COVID restrictions.

news.sky.com

 

[gentlegreen]

COVID-19: Tory MP Sir Desmond Swayne urged anti-vaxxers to 'persist' against COVID restrictions

Sir Desmond Swayne tells Sky News he won't apologise for telling a group to continue their campaign against COVID restrictions.

news.sky.com

Surely he has now crossed some sort of line now - even as a Tory ?

 

[Badgers]

Surely he has now crossed some sort of line now - even as a Tory ?

Is there still a line?

 

[alex_]

Surely he has now crossed some sort of line now - even as a Tory ?

He’ll be made minister for policing

 

[Artaxerxes]

Is there still a line?

Calling Boris himself a cunt otherwise it's all go

 

[Badgers]

 

[quiet guy]

If Boris can go on jolley she can't see why she shouldn't. All in the pursuit of positioning herself at the head of the pack for when BoJo gets the boot.

 

[teqniq]

On the possible apointment Dacre, what an arsehole:



E2a He doesn't actualy say 'censored' that is Mr. Gosden's interpretation, he says 'because they are conservatives' here also referring to the appointment of Charles Moore as Chair of the BBC.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Calling Boris himself a cunt otherwise it's all go

I reckon Patel does this at least once a day.

 

[Artaxerxes]

I reckon Patel does this at least once a day.

Nah, she's a bully so she'll be obsequious to authority

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

Moderate mainstream conservatism = being a cunt

 

[BCBlues]

Hancock's obsession with Matt Damon film inspired UK's vaccine strategy

Contagion has been credited as offering an accurate examination of how a global pandemic might play out

www.theguardian.com

What next...Pritti Patel's civil disobedience plans inspired by Black Hawk Down

 

[existentialist]

Hancock's obsession with Matt Damon film inspired UK's vaccine strategy

Contagion has been credited as offering an accurate examination of how a global pandemic might play out

www.theguardian.com

What next...Pritti Patel's civil disobedience plans inspired by Black Hawk Down

I think she's more of a "1984" politician.

 

[Serge Forward]

I would have said Schindler's List... rooting for the baddies.

 

[Badgers]

Climate change: Minister rapped for allowing Cumbria coal mine

The government's climate change advisors say it will compromise the UK’s legally binding carbon budgets.

www.bbc.co.uk

Sunlit Uplands

 

[Pickman's model]

Climate change: Minister rapped for allowing Cumbria coal mine

The government's climate change advisors say it will compromise the UK’s legally binding carbon budgets.

www.bbc.co.uk

Sunlit Uplands

i wonder how many tories you could fit in a flooded pit

 

[quiet guy]

No contracts signed with hotels for the travellers isolating in time for the start of this in 10 days time. What are there no Tories with links to hotel chains?