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[stavros]

It's a good job these teenage Tories disappear without a trace.

 

[Elpenor]

Conservative conference: Get off your Pelotons and back to work, says Oliver Dowden

Conservative chairman Oliver Dowden says civil servants must set an example by returning to the office.

www.bbc.co.uk

Get off your pelotons and back to work says Boris Johnson’s stunt double Oliver Dowden.

Pelotons are a static bike which cost £1750+ and a monthly subscription. Not exactly affordable to most people, but (Tory) politicians being out of touch shouldn’t surprise anyone. Costs more than I make in a month!

 

[stdP]

Pelotons are a static bike which cost £1750+ and a monthly subscription. Not exactly affordable to most people, but (Tory) politicians being out of touch shouldn’t surprise anyone. Costs more than I make in a month!

You'd be able to afford it if you got off your Peloton and went to work! If you're still poor, just buy yourself some more money.

 

[Artaxerxes]

 

[Sprocket.]

I expect nothing else to pour out from the scum.

 

[Chilli.s]

An equal opportunity dimbo

 

[AmateurAgitator]

Raab has always come across as completely thick as mince to me. Aswell as being an utter cunt.

This is quite something though.

 

[philosophical]

My daughter in law says Rabb is a stupid persons idea of an intelligent person.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Just goes to show how, with the right connections and background you can achieve great heights in the UK government.
What a total fuckwit.

 

[danny la rouge]

He’s bothsidesing it, isn’t he. “There are bad people on both sides”. It’s a conservative impulse.

 

[Ax^]

you know the scaring thing is people will still vote for Boris even after remarking that all the previous Tory government he was part of were useless even when he was a part of them

 

[Serge Forward]

Johnson.

 

[MrCurry]

Not sure if this has already been posted, but this video is a Liz Truss special… My Finnish wife just asked me why all the U.K. govt are such idiots and I couldn’t answer.

 

[Chilli.s]

Torys do have a stunning crop of idiots

Hardly see any mp s with any gumption, that needs some changing. Choice and democracy is an illusion

 

[brogdale]

Torys do have a stunning crop of idiots

Hardly see any mp s with any gumption, that needs some changing. Choice and democracy is an illusion

Some constituencies may have thick, shallow, vacuous lobby fodder MPs, but I'm lucky enough to live in a constituency with a real towering intellect of the party. On the day when the UC lift is stripped away to ensure the accelerated immiseration of >10k of his constituents my fella went with this hot take...

 

[Chilli.s]

thick, shallow, vacuous lobby fodder

Fuck me that's poor

 

[Orang Utan]

Some constituencies may have thick, shallow, vacuous lobby fodder MPs, but I'm lucky enough to live in a constituency with a real towering intellect of the party. On the day when the UC lift is stripped away to ensure the accelerated immiseration of >10k of his constituents my fella went with this hot take...

please nominate the dog as a candidate at the next GE

 

[AmateurAgitator]

Maybe the likes of Raab think that if they appear to not know what mysogyny is then they can appear to not be guilty of it.

Or am I crediting them with too much intelligence?

 

[Orang Utan]

Some constituencies may have thick, shallow, vacuous lobby fodder MPs, but I'm lucky enough to live in a constituency with a real towering intellect of the party. On the day when the UC lift is stripped away to ensure the accelerated immiseration of >10k of his constituents my fella went with this hot take...

Reminds me of this sketch:

 

[Artaxerxes]

He’s bothsidesing it, isn’t he. “There are bad people on both sides”. It’s a conservative impulse.

More Lib Dem, conservatives just deny reality

 

[brogdale]

Reminds me of this sketch:

That's brilliant; I'll throw that back at him!

 

[AmateurAgitator]

Reminds me of this sketch:

Big Train was great

 

[Orang Utan]

That's brilliant; I'll throw that back at him!

soz, I just did!

 

[Elpenor]

please nominate the dog as a candidate at the next GE

The next MP for Barking

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Just goes to show how, with the right connections and background you can achieve great heights in the UK government.
What a total fuckwit.

Amazingly he's not from the usual crowd that the Tories come from, he's from a state school, albeit a grammar school, and did serious subjects at uni, up to a masters in law. Yet is still thick as pigshit. Quite a special puppy really.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Amazingly he's not from the usual crowd that the Tories come from, he's from a state school, albeit a grammar school, and did serious subjects at uni, up to a masters in law. Yet is still thick as pigshit. Quite a special puppy really.

I saw him once at a party when in my late teens in South Bucks (Or so I believe, old mates remember him too). Not a lot of poverty about there and plenty of Tories. Challoner Grammar and Royal Grammar School both local. I knew people who joined the Local Association young, the sad sacks.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

It must take quite a lot of work to get a masters in law from Cambridge and not appreciate that Dover is useful to UK trade and that you can't be misogynistic towards men.

 

[Orang Utan]

subatomic violin for Peter Bottomley, struggling to survive on his MP salary of almost £90k p.a.

Tory MP reveals grim reality of living on just £82,000 as he asks for payrise

Sir Peter Bottomley has spoken out how living on his salary is 'desperately difficult' for some.

metro.co.uk

 

[paulhackett]

Andrew Bridgen being torn a new one on RTE Brexit / Shortages or as the intro says "Andrew Bridgen, Conservative Member of Parliament for North West Leicestershire and a qualified fleet transport manager, Neale Richmond, Fine Gael TD for Dublin Rathdown"

 

[danny la rouge]

subatomic violin for Peter Bottomley, struggling to survive on his MP salary of almost £90k p.a.

Tory MP reveals grim reality of living on just £82,000 as he asks for payrise

Sir Peter Bottomley has spoken out how living on his salary is 'desperately difficult' for some.

metro.co.uk