The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[Boris Sprinkler]

I'm currently applying to be a tory volunteer in the last electoral ward* i lived in. I want to deliver leaflets.
I am doing this because I have written to the MP for this ward asking for information about what we will happen to those of us living in the EU on British passports. I have written to him every year for 3 years (thanks gmail reminders) with no response. I am guessing they dont know or dont care.
But they seem very eager to get volunteers on board.
I have agreed to do canvassing and leafletting.
I have no intention of doing this, I am wasting their time. If they even looked at my CV they will know that last time I did leafletting I fucked them into some bins at the park and went and got a fry up with my wages.
Fuck them clowns.

*Uxbridge and South Ruislip

 

[Badgers]

 

[Badgers]

Special relationship

Food producers warn surge in cost of CO2 will force up prices for shoppers

George Eustice says government must give financial aid to fertiliser firm CF Industries for three weeks

www.theguardian.com

 

[Badgers]

#ToryScum

Covid: Cancer backlog could take a decade to clear

Research identifies 20,000 missing patients in England - and warns more staff and equipment are needed.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[AmateurAgitator]

 

[Serge Forward]

 

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[ruffneck23]

 

[stavros]

Sunak claimed they are "literally throwing the kitchen sink" at trying to help people.

 

[Artaxerxes]

 

[Pickman's model]

Lucky auld Manchester

 

[Dogsauce]

He‘ll be flying up in one of Bamford’s private aircraft. Fucking pretenders the lot of them.

 

[agricola]

this Marr interview is something else

Marr explaining to him how farming works, which results in Johnson saying he doesn't blame Marr for it.

 

[Artaxerxes]

this Marr interview is something else

Marr explaining to him how farming works, which results in Johnson saying he doesn't blame Marr for it.

Link or preferably transcript?

 

[agricola]

can't find the full link / transcript yet, but here is the bit I was on about:



(edit: annoyingly it didn't have the bit at the end where Johnson said he didn't blame Marr)

 

[Badgers]

Going well...

PPE millionaire ‘told furlough staff to work’

A company that won £40 million in Covid-19 contracts has been accused of forcing staff to work while on furlough and threatening them with the sack if they spok

www.thetimes.co.uk

 

[2hats]

He‘ll be flying up in one of Bamford’s private aircraft. Fucking pretenders the lot of them.

A couple of weeks ago, whilst making a big greenwashing song and dance about travelling to Washington DC from NYC and back on the train, his flag-shagging taxpayer-funded A330, Bozofarce One, went ahead, and then followed him back to NYC anyway.

 

[Badgers]

Good times

 

[Chilli.s]

Surely all that public schoolboy bluff and bluster is getting too much for even hardcore tory cult followers to swallow. The clown is an embarrassment

always has been

 

[stavros]

Good to see the BBC doing a piece on Tory donors, even if Private Eye has been banging on about the various "Groups" they have for many years. If they did a Panorama on this it could get a little bit more attention.

 

[Artaxerxes]

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Young Tory delegates should learn how to put together a fucking proper packed lunch then, shouldn’t they Peter?! Down with this w/c tinned shite!!

 

[Fairweather]

 

[Badgers]

Another day, another dollar...

Pandora Papers: Tory donor Mohamed Amersi involved in telecoms corruption scandal

Businessman involved in deals for a firm that was fined $965m for bribery, a BBC investigation finds.

www.bbc.co.uk

A prominent Tory donor who contributed to Boris Johnson's leadership campaign was involved in one of Europe's biggest corruption scandals, a BBC investigation has discovered.

Mohamed Amersi has given nearly £525,000 to the party since 2018.

Leaked documents reveal how he worked on a series of controversial deals for a Swedish telecoms company that was later fined $965m (£700m) in a US prosecution.

 

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The 45 towns set to benefit from the Government’s Towns Fund

In all 101 towns applied for funding, with the first successful areas - mostly in Tory constituencies - revealed during the Budget

www.business-live.co.uk

 

[two sheds]

what a surprise - just like all the other tory funding

 

[Steel Icarus]

Tbf Grimsby, near me, drastically needs some funding, the last few years it's become very run down in the town centre.

 

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[brogdale]

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So who's going to deliver his big closing speech?