Boris Sprinkler
Dont be scared
So am I. Who is he? Why is he on television?
As far I am aware he is the prime minister of the untied kingdom's big brains special advisor. He is not elected, He tells Boris what to do or something.
He went to mummy and daddys house because it's big, and in the country and the zombies were coming in London. Rather than just staying put in his undoubtedly large house in London. Cos he's a cunt.
But rumour has it...he was selling the NHS - i think he also mentioned it in his speech.
He won't resign because he has a plan. They won't fire him because he has a plan and he delivered Brexit. So he is their Svengali. I dont know, reading the tiwtter about it and people are pretty fucking angry. At best he's fucked the point of lockdown cos people will make their own executive decisions from now on. But srsly what kind of muppet does that?