The Dominic Cummings file

[Part-timah]

i refuse to put on the telly to watch this cavalcade of shit. I will just draw my opinion from comments on here.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

He's late. Probably childcare issues.

It's a bank holiday. The A1 is likely packed.

 

[quiet guy]

Roadkill - No he's saving it to do a massive dump all over the press

 

[The39thStep]

Tom Hardwood goes on the list, that's for sure.

Too many of these A level type Grammar School YouTube youths being interviewed by the BBC

 

[Part-timah]

12 minutes late.

 

[Roadkill]

So, just how big a dead cat do we think will be chucked on the table?

 

[The Octagon]

Somebody's in there trying to stop him coming out and making it worse

 

[kenny g]

Saying on Sky it could be like the Prince Andrew interview. The fact is the expectations are so low that nothing he says now will be believed.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Maybe he’ll go up to Durham to apologise to people for putting them at risk, like that farce when ‘Boris’ was made to go and apologise to the people of Liverpool for having a dig at them about an executed hostage.

Much like the people of Liverpool, have the people of Durham not suffered enough?

 

[agricola]

Either that or he has nervous diarrhoea, and will be seen later running up Downing Street with his arse-cheeks clenched together, clutching a bog roll.

six weeks ago that would have been another example of one rule for us and one for them

 

[Steel Icarus]

Too many of these A level type Grammar School YouTube youths being interviewed by the BBC

That Guido writer is a privately educated Cambridge Politics twat

 

[equationgirl]

No, BBC, the finishing touches aren't being put on whatever he's going to say, he's demonstrating his contempt for us all. Including you.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Quarter of an hour late now

 

[two sheds]

Even the Queen has the decency not to keep her subjects waiting

 

[Wilf]

Durham cops wanting this to go away from the sound of that. The statement did though confirm he was in the same house as his parents - 'different part of the property' - which contradicts things said by tories in the last day or two.

 

[Steel Icarus]

If I was late even one minute in my factory job I lost 15 mins pay. 16 mins I lost 30 mins.

I was never late

This twat is still taking the piss

 

[flypanam]

He might have nerve shits

 

[Steel Icarus]

Durham cops wanting this to go away from the sound of that. The statement did though confirm he was in the same house as his parents - 'different part of the property' - which contradicts things said by tories in the last day or two.

Nah, there's like 9 buildings, I've seen the map

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Durham cops wanting this to go away from the sound of that. The statement did though confirm he was in the same house as his parents - 'different part of the property' - which contradicts things said by tories in the last day or two.

“The property” can also include the grounds, I think they were holed up in that out-building.

 

[elbows]

I'm fairly confident the bronze sculpture in the downing street garden that I've been staring at for quarter of an hour via the feed is actually the Masters tardis from an episode of Doctor Who I saw in 1978.

 

[The39thStep]

Durham Police now saying that although they spoke about security issues to the Cummings they didn't give any advice over coronavirus.

 

[Mation]

I'm going to run out of popcorn before he comes on at this rate

 

[Plumdaff]

Durham cops wanting this to go away from the sound of that. The statement did though confirm he was in the same house as his parents - 'different part of the property' - which contradicts things said by tories in the last day or two.

Also that all three of them had symptoms of coronavirus on 1st April. Meaning he was contagious as hell on the drive up. When are we going to find out about where they stopped?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Not starting on time is pretty traditional for these things, isn't it? Like amateur theatre.

 

[DexterTCN]

 

[equationgirl]

If I was late even one minute in my factory job I lost 15 mins pay. 16 mins I lost 30 mins.

I was never late

This twat is still taking the piss

Yeah, the amount of times in my last job the admin would demand an explanation for me being a minute late or a minute early clocking out, when the damn clock was wrong.

 

[ruffneck23]

Being late is only going to piss people off more isn't it ?

Good , wanker.

 

[quiet guy]

All the news channels should just cut to an empty podium and then one at time ask a question like Have I got news for you? did with no show guests.

 

[planetgeli]

If you think his timekeeping is taking the piss just wait until you hear what he says.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Is he having just one more bump of chang in the bogs?