The Dominic Cummings file

[Looby]

Can’t believe I’m fucking waiting for this surplus cunt.

 

[Wilf]

The Durham plod statement was suspiciously well timed.

 

[maomao]

Can’t believe I’m fucking waiting for this surplus cunt.

I brought the kids in from the garden for this bollocks.

 

[two sheds]

Are we there yet daddy?

 

[8ball]

Nah. Like that Orange cunt over the pond nowt will stick. Leave of absence while the police investigation ... finds nothing actionable

Johnson's the Teflon one, though. Cummings has no tricks for directly charming people on this kind of scale.

 

[The39thStep]

I wonder what hell be wearing ? SuperDry or something more formal?

 

[Sprocket.]

This is like turning up to a disciplinary hearing late

Drunk.

 

[Mation]

Nah, just building expectation so that when he finally has to "reveal personal information due to the hounding of the press and the left" everyone will feel sorry for him

This. Where "everyone" = 1-the entire population.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Yeah, number 10 said the fuzz didn't talk to Cummings or his family but Durham plod say otherwise

 

[Sprocket.]

Following the palaver on this thread is far more entertaining than any news channel.

 

[planetgeli]

Drunk.

Flippin the middle finger

 

[quiet guy]

After all this wait this is going to be shit isn't it?

 

[Mr.Bishie]

27 minutes of fucking sunshine I’ve missed for this fucking snake!

 

[editor]

When the sleazy shitdrop coming on?

 

[Steel Icarus]

.

 

[two sheds]

When the sleazy shitdrop coming on?

No Johnson was yesterday.

 

[magneze]

The Durham plod statement was suspiciously well timed.

Maybe he's been arrested?

 

[Wilf]

There's going to be a lot of 'as the Durham police statements said...'.

 

[Treacle Toes]

Get your bingo cards ready...eyes down!

 

[agricola]

That Guido writer is a privately educated Cambridge Politics twat

someone else that might have breached lockdown too, according to this - Fawkes Teaboy In Draughty Glasshouse

 

[LDC]

 

[cupid_stunt]

When the sleazy shitdrop coming on?

4 pm.

 

[Lord Camomile]

4pm today

 

[Steel Icarus]

4 pm.

New York time?

 

[cyril_smear]

literally late to his own funeral.

 

[Sue]

I wonder what hell be wearing ? SuperDry or something more formal?

Upthread, equationgirl's going with unironed t shirt, I'm with tracky bottoms so SuperDry could work.

 

[IC3D]

I think he's reading this thread and having bumps

 

[Mr.Bishie]

4 pm.

5pm at this rate.

 

[Part-timah]

Boulton speculating “Government in free fall”.

 

[jakethesnake]

Sky News saying late press conferences a sign of government in free-fall