The Dominic Cummings file

[Calamity1971]

He basically said fuck off Beth rigby.
Wash ya hands again!

 

[eatmorecheese]

Oooh, getting pissed off now between the waffle. I hope he snaps

 

[cupid_stunt]

LOL - they are muting reporters & cutting them off, whilst he just waffles.

 

[DexterTCN]

Well...he's fucking trending now.

 

[brogdale]

Johnson is looking seriously pissed off about being questioned about Cummings, and is trying to close that line of questioning down.

Did he honestly think it would be any different?

He's sorry that we feel like that...

 

[cyril_smear]

Always thumbing his nose. defo a coke user.

 

[Calamity1971]

No comeback for any of the journos, the waffling shitbag .

 

[cyril_smear]

LOL - they are muting reporters & cutting them off, whilst he just waffles.

it's good in it

 

[Calamity1971]

Is he getting redder or is my set on the blink?

 

[wayward bob]

no court would convict a socially-distanced head-shot, right?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Is he getting redder or is my set on the blink?

He is.

This is comedy gold part 2.

 

[Sprocket.]

I understood that Johnson tries to model himself on Churchill.
Is it that insurance dog?

 

[clicker]

Is he getting redder or is my set on the blink?

Definitely had a spot of vit D I reckon.

 

[Calamity1971]

Look at what this country has achieved..
Err, lots of unnecessary deaths ?

 

[killer b]

well, I can always use that quote at a later date.

What for?

 

[eatmorecheese]

It's insulting, frankly, to have had huge components of Bullshit Mountain sluicing through my TV into my living room. I'm gonna get pissed now.

 

[cupid_stunt]

The twat actually seems to have thought he had taken control of the whole sorry mess.

He hasn't.

 

[wayward bob]

I understood that Johnson tries to model himself on Churchill.
Is it that insurance dog?

<no no no no no no>

 

[cyril_smear]

What for?

posterity...

 

[Ax^]

did I mishear him or did he pull glasses out of his pocket and say that they were due to the carno virus in an attempt to back Cummings

the vain pricks been wearing them for years

 

[Epona]

posterity...

You're insinuating that when your imaginary pitchfork-wielding villagers descend on Cummings home and rip his 4 year old child apart like a pack of rabid werewolves that you can then refer back to that quote and say "I told you so?" Is that what you mean?

 

[ska invita]

Am I soppy cunt for feeling concerned about his and his famiky safety?

ive got you down as a troll. any other questions?

 

[planetgeli]

nobody is advocating actually pitchforking Cummings and his family you hysterical bellend.

No I'm certainly not. That would be horrendous.

Just Cummings.

 

[cyril_smear]

You're insinuating that when your imaginary pitchfork-wielding villagers descend on Cummings home and rip his 4 year old child apart like a pack of rabid werewolves that you can then refer back to that quote and say "I told you so?" Is that what you mean?

exactly. Whats the problem

 

[existentialist]

thread is ignore for me.

Bless.

 

[cyril_smear]

ive got you down as a troll.

Sometimes.

More not than often.

 

[cyril_smear]

Bless.

i changed my mind

 

[existentialist]

Have you lost your grip on reality or something? This isn't a hammer horror film...

Have pearls, will clutch.

 

[weltweit]

Well, the great men have spoken.

Let that be an end to it.

Far be it for a pleb like me to have any opinions, above my station.

 

[elbows]

I understood that Johnson tries to model himself on Churchill.
Is it that insurance dog?

Its a little known fact that his Gimpston Herdchill routine is inspired mostly by Tommy Cooper.