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That means they should win if it gets rained off now, right?
The Ashes 2019
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littlebabyjesus
one of Maxwell's demons
Ireland bowled 29 overs that session. Won't reach 90 in the day again, let alone 98. We all knew this - why did they even pretend it might happen?
I don't mind much tbh. As long as there is a result at the end, it really doesn't matter.
I don't mind much tbh. As long as there is a result at the end, it really doesn't matter.
planetgeli
There's no future in England's dreaming
We’ve stumbled on the perfect opener by serendipity. I suggest Will Beer, Sussex occasional number 9 who scored 96 at his first attempt at opening, to join him. He’s also a leggie so it would be like Shane Warne on drugs. So like Shane Warne then.
littlebabyjesus
one of Maxwell's demons
Perfect foil. Beer's a bit of a blocker, isn't he? Would complement the natural flair of Leach.
Just watched the Burns dismissal. Add that to the list of awful shots. wtf was he playing at that for?
planetgeli
There's no future in England's dreaming
96 off about 360+ balls. Makes Boycott look like Pietersen.
Ain't cricket great? 0-1 yesterday would have been considered a disaster. Effectively 0-1 today and it's a brilliant effort.
Pink Panther
Well-Known Member
He failed to settle in London (his wife and daughter stayed behind in the East Midlands after he left Derbyshire) so he asked Surrey to release him from his contract towards the end of the 2017 season even though he was playing regularly. He immediately rejoined his native Notts but has barely played a first XI match since. I think he had a loan spell at Derbys (possibly Leics?) last season and this year he just seems to have been playing for Notts 2nd XI.
He was a genuinely quick left arm bowler when England picked him for the tour to SA in 2015/16 but never played a Test and was never called up again. Looks like his face didn't fit with England. He was also a smoker, You'd often see him alone on the balcony having a puff during intervals at Surrey games, which is probably another thing that doesn't fit the modern "Team England" outlook.
paulhackett
voiced by strother martin
There's at least one first-team regular at Surrey who smokes? And when Footitt was at Surrey, another player used to open the window at the back of the change area for a smoke. An improvement on the player who smoked weed in the change room at another club during matches.
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
No idea what line roy was playing there.
Nice jinx TB
Nice jinx TB
Me?
I was talking about Leech and Tim Payne. Not sure what Roy not being able to play a straight ball has to do with it?
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
And now you've said leech again fs.
Lord Camomile
Yipchaa!
Just outscored England's first innings 
Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
Jack Leach now has a higher test average than Rory Burns I believe. Which is a fun fact but doesn't look great for the Ashes does it.
Just outscored England's first innings
Look at these two reckless fools.
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
Who posted - and with the right name - after you broke the non-jinx silence.
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
Why did you do it?
I'm off the hook.
redsquirrel
This Machine Kills Progressives
Ballsing this right up.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Someone have a word with Bairstow about these reviews for fucks sake.
planetgeli
There's no future in England's dreaming
Is this tragedy or comedy? Can't decide.
planetgeli
There's no future in England's dreaming
Aussie warm up game against each other. 550 runs for 35 wickets of which Starc took 1-79.
Small mercies and all that.
Small mercies and all that.
