Terrible awful dreadful films you have enjoyed

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The Toxic Avenger
The Toxic Avenger Part II
The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie

Which is the one where he travels to Japan by windsurfing?

 

[Knotted]

Which is the one where he travels to Japan by windsurfing?

Part II

 

[8den]

Not even a little bit. Cunt.

Empire records is such a guilt pleasure the church classify watching it as a venial sin.

However women who don't understand the appeal of Liv Tyler weren't teenage boys when she wore than mini skirt.

 

[8den]

What, you reckon all the Romans had all seen general matey boy on telly or something? At the beginning of the film Russel Crowe has never even been to Rome, he's from Spain. Hence the accent

They speak 'stralian in Spain?

 

[8den]

Krull - Fantasy nonsense with an alien castle that disappears every 24 hours which the hero has to find and a weapon that's part-boomerang, part Isle of Mann flag...with knives.

Spoiler: Trailer

Robocop 2 - Take all the satire out of the original, add a lot more senseless killing, turn Robocop in a mincing do-gooder, and create an evil robot who is addicted to drugs and give it a gattling gun for an arm and this is what you get. Utterly ridiculous. Sadly Robocop 3 is just plain shit.

Spoiler: Trailer

Dropzone - Wesley Snipes has to infiltrate a crack parachute team full of criminals, one of whom is Gary Busey

Spoiler: Trailer

Thats the best description of the gladius a weapon that if it was real would leave its owner only able to count to five

 

[8den]

if any job interview in the world involved hacking the pentagon while getting a blowie you'd be up before HR so fast your head would spin.

 

[SpookyFrank]

They speak 'stralian in Spain?

Yup, and Robin Hood was an Irish geordie. According to messrs Scott and Crowe at any rate.

 

[Rebelda]

Empire records is such a guilt pleasure the church classify watching it as a venial sin.

However women who don't understand the appeal of Liv Tyler weren't teenage boys when she wore than mini skirt.

So you like it too?! Have you no shame? Etc.

I agree fwiw. See also Renee Zel-whatsit. Those lips

 

[8den]

So you like it too?! Have you no shame? Etc. [emoji14]

I agree fwiw. See also Renee Zel-whatsit. Those lips

No its a steaming pile of shit. But I used to work in a video store in the 90s myself and the owner had completely different tastes in movies and empire was on of the films we could agree on leaving on, mainly because we tolerated the soundtrack. I think we wore the tape out. I also watched hunt for the red octoker so often I knew the words to the 1st verse of the soviet national anthem.

 

[8den]

Yup, and Robin Hood was an Irish geordie. According to messrs Scott and Crowe at any rate.

Utter bollocks everyone knows Robin Hood is from California.

 

[8den]

3 musketeers. The One with the bryan adams and rod stewart song.
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Just for Oliver Platt and Tim Curry between the two of them they chew so muxh scenery they're texhnically termites

 

[eatmorecheese]

I cried with laughter at this. What's wrong with me?

 

[AverageJoe]

I love so many of these films

I'll add Bubba Ho Tep



(it's obviously brilliant)

 

[8den]

I love so many of these films

I'll add Bubba Ho Tep



(it's obviously brilliant)

The idea is better than the execution. See also Idiocracy,

 

[toblerone3]

More (1969) set in Ibiza featuring music from Pink Floyd. Not quite right for this thread, but one for you Orang.

 

[Orang Utan]

The idea is better than the execution. See also Idiocracy,

it's a bit politically dubious, idiocracy

 

[8den]

it's a bit politically dubious, idiocracy

True, the idea that American will one day be run by idiots (ie rednecks will outbred the middle class) is more than a bit classist but the idea that society is plummeting towards a lowest common denominator and this is a satirical take on the subject could have been a the premise of a great sci fi film. Kind of like Solvent Green but with fart jokes.

 

[Gingerman]

Hammy acting,rubbish special effects,over the top bombastic score by Queen,laughable dialogue...hugely entertaining

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

Hammy acting,rubbish special effects,over the top bombastic score by Queen,laughable dialogue...hugely entertaining

The dialogue isn't as laughable as in this "homage"

 

[youngian]

I get tired of po-faced superhero films, Flash Gordon is anything but, like Adam West era Batman. Despite his long and distinguished stage and screen career, Brian Blessed still likes to pretend he's a hawk man

 

[DotCommunist]

Dropzone - Wesley Snipes has to infiltrate a crack parachute team full of criminals, one of whom is Gary Busey

I would watch the shit out of that. For me wesley will never top his performance in Demolition Man as the deliciously insane Simon Phoenix

Also: gary busey. His son shows up in Starship Troopers. The apple falls not far from the tree

 

[DotCommunist]

Romancing the Stone.

Jewel of the Nile

 

[DotCommunist]

3 musketeers. The One with the bryan adams and rod stewart song.
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Just for Oliver Platt and Tim Curry between the two of them they chew so muxh scenery they're texhnically termites

shit I haven't seen that in years- as I recall there is a particularly satisfying death scene when a big spiky door (because castle) slams on a baddie, impaling him in about 20 places

of course any attempt to film the story that isn't either A) Ollie Reed and that intense 70s colour you get.

or b) a cartoon dog as dogtanian

is going to look poor by comparison

 

[DotCommunist]

I get tired of po-faced superhero films, Flash Gordon is anything but, like Adam West era Batman. Despite his long and distinguished stage and screen career, Brian Blessed still likes to pretend he's a hawk man

Proof positive that the Joker has always had cool iterations, whereas there are some bat costumes of yesteryear we mightwish to forget:

 

[youngian]

I cried with laughter at this. What's wrong with me?

The nasty moonbats Youtube comments attract are in a class of their own

Pastor Adolf Hitler 2 months ago
Just another Left wing Zionist propaganda Bullshit.

IWantUrBallsSmashed 1 year ago
The Jews at hollywood don't want the dumb goyim to forget that 6 trillion died during the Holohoax.

Proof positive that the Joker has always had cool iterations, whereas there are some bat costumes of yesteryear we mightwish to forget:

And Julie Newmar catwoman pics are still very much appreciated by many fans.

 

[Gingerman]

The dialogue isn't as laughable as in this "homage"

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

aaargh, sorry. There was supposed to be a pic of Flesh Gordon in my post.

 

[Sea Star]

No-one has said Star Wars yet and I thought that particular bad film was very popular

 

[Sea Star]

aaargh, sorry. There was supposed to be a pic of Flesh Gordon in my post.

I was forced to sit through "Flesh Gordon" once all in the name of male bonding. Tedious and shite... what's to like?

 

[DotCommunist]

Star Wars isn't a bad film in any sense imo, its a fairytale done in space clothes and I think this often leads people to deride it- but if you like space and you like fairytales, well its mint.

except the infamous holiday special obvs