Terrible awful dreadful films you have enjoyed

[8den]

Empire Records.
The Business.

Have you no shame?

 

[8den]

Dodgeball

Mystery Men

Independence Day

Gladiator

All three are classics

 

[8den]

The Omega Man, which I watched dubbed into Italian. Charlton Heston is the ultimate bad actor and the foreign language dubbing really accentuated that.

Charlton Heuston takes that christ metaphor and literally beats you to death with the crucifix

 

[8den]

I think the funniest bit is where the survivalist gun nut couple take out a worm

Just a few household chemicals in the correct proportions...

 

[8den]

Both the rock and Armageddon ,are the best Michael Bay movies pure unadulterated 90s Hollywood popcorn classics

 

[Sirena]

'Legally Blonde'

It was a guilty secret for ages, now I don't care who knows!

 

[Orang Utan]

All three are classics

Which three?

 

[Orang Utan]

There should be a special place for really shit British comedies like Clockwise and Nuns On The Run.

Blame It On The Bellboy.

Clockwise is a good film

 

[Bonfirelight]

How can it be a terrible film if you enjoy it?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Any of these

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piranha_(film)

or something with killer bees in it

 

[Sea Star]

How can it be a terrible film if you enjoy it?

That's what I was thinking. Plenty of people have told me I like shit films but I don't think they're shit, eg, the Star Trek movies with the original cast!! I love them!

 

[8ball]

All three are classics

All three?

 

[Orang Utan]

How can it be a terrible film if you enjoy it?

Easily. You can enjoy the ineptness of the filmmaking. The poor script, the wooden acting, the plot holes, ridiculous deus ex machina, shoddy special effects, ludicrous costumery etc etc.

 

[8den]

All three?

Missed gladiator which is frankly a bit pants after Richard Harris dies (what no one notices the most popular and successful General in Rome is now Gladiator (it'd be like Patton quitting his day job for to play as centre forward for Tottenham)

 

[8den]

Easily. You can enjoy the ineptness of the filmmaking. The poor script, the wooden acting, the plot holes, ridiculous deus ex machina, shoddy special effects, ludicrous costumery etc etc.

Phantom of the Paradise. Brain De Palma the most over rated hack in hollywood rips off the Rocky Horror Puncture Show, The Phantom of the Opera, Tommy, Fautus, and half a dozen other films plays and albums to make his appalling rock opera

 

[blairsh]

Hellride - Vinnie Jones, Michael Madsen and Dennis fucking Hopper amongst others in motorcycle bmoviieathon.

 

[8den]

Which three? [emoji14]

Dodgeball "if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"

Mystery Men "I am the PMS avenger I only work 3 days a month"

Independence Day "welcome to earth bitch"

Brent Spiner is back for the sequel.

 

[blairsh]

Hellride - Vinnie Jones, Michael Madsen and Dennis fucking Hopper amongst others in motorcycle bmoviieathon.

Quite decent for a comedown when you're drnkng it out.

 

[8den]

Any of these

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piranha_(film)

or something with killer bees in it

Attack of the killer tomatoes.

The Wild Geese.

 

[dishevelled]

Swordfish... It's really not very good. I've watched it a number of times, just to be sure.

 

[8ball]

Missed gladiator which is frankly a bit pants after Richard Harris dies (what no one notices the most popular and successful General in Rome is now Gladiator (it'd be like Patton quitting his day job for to play as centre forward for Tottenham)

Gladiator was the red herring.
The others aren't shit.

 

[Knotted]

The Toxic Avenger
The Toxic Avenger Part II
The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie

 

[SpookyFrank]

Missed gladiator which is frankly a bit pants after Richard Harris dies (what no one notices the most popular and successful General in Rome is now Gladiator (it'd be like Patton quitting his day job for to play as centre forward for Tottenham)

What, you reckon all the Romans had all seen general matey boy on telly or something? At the beginning of the film Russel Crowe has never even been to Rome, he's from Spain. Hence the accent

 

[Rebelda]

Have you no shame?

Not even a little bit. Cunt.

 

[Knotted]

Switchblade Sisters

 

[Fez909]

Krull - Fantasy nonsense with an alien castle that disappears every 24 hours which the hero has to find and a weapon that's part-boomerang, part Isle of Mann flag...with knives.

Spoiler: Trailer

Robocop 2 - Take all the satire out of the original, add a lot more senseless killing, turn Robocop in a mincing do-gooder, and create an evil robot who is addicted to drugs and give it a gattling gun for an arm and this is what you get. Utterly ridiculous. Sadly Robocop 3 is just plain shit.

Spoiler: Trailer

Dropzone - Wesley Snipes has to infiltrate a crack parachute team full of criminals, one of whom is Gary Busey

Spoiler: Trailer

 

[Gingerman]

Flash Gordon....dodgy special effects,hilarious bad acting......what's not to love

 

[Gingerman]

A hilariously violent over the top 90 minute turkey shoot....I laughed like a drain

 

[seventh bullet]

Enemy at the Gates. It has Jude Law in it so is clearly shite, but one of the best shit film moments ever is when Bob Hoskins makes his big entrance as Nikita Kruschev. Inspired casting.

And pronounces his name wrong.

 

[Gingerman]

Stupid purile dumb......made me laugh