Terrible awful dreadful films you have enjoyed

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Oh that reminds me. I have troll one and two on DVD and currently no job.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Is that the guy from the yellow pages French polisher advert??

 

[MochaSoul]

Schwarzenegger Conans
Perry Mason (well TV movies, I suppose)
The old Prince movies

(cringing is not incompatible with enjoyment)

 

[N_igma]

Most recent one for me was The Marine with John Cena the wrestler. There was a certain scene where a car was hit with about 500 bullets and everything was smashed to pieces literally nothing holding the car together but it still managed to drive and the occupants remained unscathed. Those are the sort of shit moments that make you feel good inside. So shit it's good.

 

[poului]

Films starring WWE wrestlers are a pretty good bet all round, really.

 

[Ming]

It always gets in the 'worst movies ever made' lists but I love Big Trouble in Little China. I think the critics missed the idea its taking the piss out of itself. And its hugely quotable (if you're into that).

 

[trabuquera]

Anything with togas.

 

[Pickman's model]

Anything with togas.

 

[trabuquera]

^ that's not a shit film, it's a genre classic. if the genre is clumsily-filmed slapstick 60s sex farce pantomime. Proper T - A - D films in togas were often made in the 1960s and 70s starring wrestlers, sportsmen, bouncers etc (the only ones around with the necessary muscles) who could literally barely grunt their way through a script, never mind do witty repartee.

 

[felixthecat]

Black Sheep - the pinnacle of Aussie film ...

And on the same zombie theme, Braindead

 

[SpookyFrank]

The Omega Man, which I watched dubbed into Italian. Charlton Heston is the ultimate bad actor and the foreign language dubbing really accentuated that.

 

[wtfftw]

The Quest http://imdb.com/rg/an_share/title/title/tt0117420/
Mainly for the first 20mins or so.

 

[trabuquera]

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[DotCommunist]

 

[DotCommunist]

The Rock.

There are a few other Nicholas Cage films on this thread already

sean connery and the bloke who always plays an ex marine saved it from the cage. Cage cageing it with his beatles vinyles at the start is wank but it gets amazing.

 

[blairsh]

Black Sheep - the pinnacle of Aussie film ...

And on the same zombie theme, Braindead

Brain dead is fucking awesome!

Tremors - "They're under the goddamn ground!"
Welcome to the Jungle (Dwayne the rock Johnson, Christopher walken and that bloke out of American Pie)
Chocolate - Total nonsense but insane fight scenes.

 

[DotCommunist]

Waterworld- costner does mad max on water. Love it

this is another shit gem from the ouvre of Christopher Lambert. Its not as shit as Highlander 2 but its a bit weird. Works though. I'd love it if Lambert teamed up for a buddy cop moviein space with Liam Neeson.

 

[Chick Webb]

I saw Van Helsing at the cinema with a bunch of mates and had a really good laugh at it's awfulness. One of my fave cinema experiences.

 

[Orang Utan]

Black Sheep - the pinnacle of Aussie film ...

And on the same zombie theme, Braindead

Both from New Zealand. Racist!

 

[marty21]

That isn't a shit film! I hate Kevin Costner and most of his output, but I thought Bull Durham was quite classy.

this ^^

although tbf - I have a weakness for Costner movies - I like the baseball stuff and I enjoyed a American Football one the other day, about the draft - it was basically all about drafting players from uni to pro football

 

[Crispy]

There's a lot of *actually good* movies on this thread. Tremors ffs! It's a comedy masterpiece!

 

[DotCommunist]

I think the funniest bit is where the survivalist gun nut couple take out a worm

 

[Throbbing Angel]

There's a lot of *actually good* movies on this thread. Tremors ffs! It's a comedy masterpiece!

Tremors is brilliant!


I bought a Vampire Motorcycle is absolutely shit-tastic!

I went to the new (then) multiplex in Bury to see this - laughed my cock off

 

[Idris2002]

The Cassandra Crossing.

Martin Sheen is the toy boy gigolo lover of Ava Gardner (still good in her last ever role).

O.J. "Chewbacca lives on the moon of Endor" Simpson lurks about.

Richard Harris (for it is he) and Sophia Loren (for it is she) are the hero and heroine in this tale of a deadly infectious virus on a trans-Europe express train.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Sharknado

 

[Steel Icarus]

No one's mentioned Ghost Rider yet that truly IS so shit it's ace

 

[vogonity]

Swordfish. Contains: a really quite awesome time slice explosion; a scene in which Hugh Jackman has to hack a computer (while getting a blow job) with Vinnie Jones holding a gun to his head; a helicopter carrying a bus full of hostages through downtown LA.

It's really not very good. I've watched it a number of times, just to be sure.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Enemy at the Gates. It has Jude Law in it so is clearly shite, but one of the best shit film moments ever is when Bob Hoskins makes his big entrance as Nikita Kruschev. Inspired casting.

 

[ringo]

Sharknado

Beat me to it

 

[ringo]

There should be a special place for really shit British comedies like Clockwise and Nuns On The Run.

Blame It On The Bellboy.